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Master Payne

@masterpayne.bsky.social
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Magician, A Purveyor of Japes, Cheap Tricks and Minor Amazements Recounter, Humanitarian and Flea Circus Owner. Cover Magician of the April 2020 Genii Magazine and Author of the nearly highly acclaimed guide to magic "Sometimes the Jokes are Just for Me"

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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Posted this on Facebook nine years ago today.
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Isn't this the plot of Frankenstein? The creator upset about how his creation came out --- especially when it started to think for itself. www.yahoo.com/news/being-u...
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"You Are Being Updated This Week" Elon Musk Furious After His "Grok" AI Cites Reliable Sources That Disagree With His Misinformation
Elon Musk is threatening once again to lobotomize his "Grok" AI for citing accurate sources and telling the truth about his stupid internet cronies. Earlier in the month, Grok made waves among right-w...
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
A snippet of my performance this last weekend at Seattle's Moisture Festival www.youtube.com/watch?v=FB_G...
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Dots Amazing by Master Payne
YouTube video by Master Payne
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Who had Tribunals on their Trump Bingo Card? www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-Wf...
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🚨BREAKING: Trump DECLARES All Biden PARDONS VOID by Post
YouTube video by MeidasTouch
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Victim of yet another DOGE cut
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
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countessmarie.bsky.social @countessmarie.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Defending Democracy Bingo: 2025 | League of Women Voters www.lwv.org/defenddemocr...
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Defending Democracy Bingo: 2025 | League of Women Voters
Mark off all the ways you've acted to defend democracy with our Presidential Address bingo!
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Encountered a group of concerned citizens in front of the drug store today. One of whom was a child in Germany when Hitler rose to power. So she's already gone through this once and doesn't wish to again It says to forward it on so others can write their representatives. So, I'm doing just that
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw1z...
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The War to Make Canada the 51st State! (It Gets Weird...)
YouTube video by Chris Barnes
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
For those who are interested or in need of some "light" reading, Jack Smiths first report is out www.documentcloud.org/documents/25...
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Report-of-Special-Counsel-Smith-Volume-1-January-2025
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I want to know what Vance and his Project 2025 buddies are up to while the Orange Stain tries to distracts us with his Greenland, Panama and Canada Statehood nonsense
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Apparently Mike Johnson's story of Jeffersons Prayer for Peace that he told in his opening remarks to Congress is a total fabrication. Or, what most people would call a lie. Looks like this session is off to a good start www.monticello.org/research-edu...
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National Prayer for Peace (Spurious Quotations)
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Back, a long, long time ago, when I used to do art, or at least draw pictures
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
My all time favorite Santa setup. From 2020
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Finally got the Holiday Decorations up on the house today
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
And so it starts. My Santa season begins today
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The Little Man Who Cried Tarif www.cnn.com/2024/11/28/p...
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Dispute emerges between Trump and Mexico’s president after call | CNN Politics
After a phone call to Mexico’s President Claudia Sheinbaum, President-elect Donald Trump claimed on Truth Social that Sheinbaum agreed to stop migration into the US and close the southern border. Shei...
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
The Ugly American is back He cannot Govern, only Dictate
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
And so the persecution begins. An Oklahoma Senator wants the Bible taught in public schools. But also wants to make sure that Atheist teachers are not allowed to teach it. Curious as most of the Atheists I know the Bible far better than most of the Theists I know do. www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
So if "The Great Negotiator" can't even get one of his Cabinet Positions filled how is he going to negotiate peace settlements in the Ukraine and Israel?
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
There will be peace in our time www.cnn.com/2024/11/19/m...
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‘Morning Joe’ meeting with Trump was driven by fears of retribution from incoming administration, sources say | CNN Business
According to two sources with direct knowledge of the matter, Scarborough and Brzezinski were credibly concerned that they could face governmental and legal harassment from the incoming Trump administ...
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
MTG again calls for the "blue" states to secede from the "red" Who is going to tell her that the Blue States have most of the ports? I suppose she really wants to find out how Tarrifs work www.yahoo.com/news/marjori...
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Wants ‘National Divorce’ From Trump Critics
Majorie Taylor Greene called for red and blue states to separate in a post on X Monday, an idea she has brought up several times during her tenure in Congress. The Georgia congresswoman’s criticism co...
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Trump is already reducing the price of groceries as many families Thanksgiving budgets have been drastically cut as they only have to buy half as much food due to all the MAGA family members that have been disinvited and disowned
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I guess we are gong back
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Master Payne @masterpayne.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Glad I just got my vaccinations and boosters before they are going to be made illegal under RFK Jr's "leadership"
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