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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

and there's *nothing* you can do about it. . . . wow. you live like this? really? as in, all of the time? *this* is your . . . abode?

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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

we'll start you off with something simple, i think. let's find some puppies to kick.

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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

( looking her up and down. ) alright. i'll let you.

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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

say goodbye, doctor, to every tank top you've ever owned!

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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

that's what you think. but channel 5 have already offered me my *own* travel show! oh yes, *i* shall enjoy comfort the *whole world over* while *you* waste away in development hell! why do you think it's taken so long for the tender to be announced, hmm?

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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

oh yes! and i intend to keep it this way. you, powerless, at the very whim of the bbc execs . . . don't you think your time is *up*? you're *old*. *dusty*! deader than death in paradise. don't you think you deserve a *rest*? a little hiatus won't hurt . . .

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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

oh my *dear* doctor, don't you see? i don't *want* you to get funding!

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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

nobody. it's a treasure i seek. and if we *find it*, girl . . . there's enough credits that you may even be able to afford *real* strulian leather!

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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

( a laugh. ) candid. i like you. yes, i like you very much. bounty hunters of *your* ilk are a rare find indeed these days.

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𝑫𝒊𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒅 𝑰𝒔𝒍𝒆 @thelastamazon.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

ㅤ ❝I am 𝑫𝒊𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝒐𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒚𝒔𝒄𝒊𝒓𝒂, last of the amazons, daughter of Circe, princess of Hell, witch of the wild isle. And you will not have this world while I still draw breath!❞ ㅤ

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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

hachi machi? *hachi machi*? what are we, *americans*?

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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

be careful, doctor. say my name three times and i appear.

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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

no matter how far my tardis goes, i always seem to find myself in this wretched part of the universe once again. how irksome.

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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

why, *of course* i was listening to all those . . . interesting things which you just said. stop asking me about it. let's move on.

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𝐊𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐀. @comesthedawn.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

They ride on winged horses, with spears and swords of gleaming red, their shadows extended, stretched to bathe them in darkness . . . 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐒 𝐃𝐎𝐄𝐒𝐍'𝐓 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌 𝐍𝐎𝐖.

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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

( a wicked, wicked laugh. ) oh, we shall see *all about that*.

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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

( a polite laugh. ) yes, i can see why he chose you. you like to project, don't you?

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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

don't flatter yourself, darling. you're a five in good light.

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𝐢𝐯𝐲 🌱 @toxiclips.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

❝ 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒇 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆. . . ❞

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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

not at all, doctor. as a matter of fact, i'm positively over you.

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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

you're attempting to frustrate me, aren't you? how very . . . irksome.

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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

turning several hundred pages so that he loses his place when he wakes up.

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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

oh my dear doctor, you've fallen into my trap! now you're trapped in a 2 second video... forever!!!

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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

my universe doesn't revolve around you, my dear. i have other interests. how nice to hear that you think often about me, though!

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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

( suddenly looking up. ) hm? oh, you're still here? oh, alright. if you're going to pester me i *suppose* i *have* to destroy you.

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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

mmmm. quite possibly. this is the problem with old age. i've seen and done it *all*. summon primordial dæmons? hide at the end of the universe? push you off a tall building and watch you splat? oh, been there, done that, bought the fridge magnet. there's hardly *anything* new going on. how irksome.

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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

you'll have to work a lot harder than that to impress me.

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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

if you say so. ( sighing, slouching down. ) i'm bored of this conversation already. you're boring me.

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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

( the master arches a brow, skeptical. ) but that won't happen, will it? because you know that if you were to break anything i might just press the button on my remote controller which releases all my captives into the acid sea we're currently travelling over, and you wouldn't want *that*.

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