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@massmetro.bsky.social
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ManBearPig… errr dog… wolf? Thing? Idk

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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There were two of these little fuckers in my tire. No idea what they are, my first thought was roofing fastener, but the blunted tip seems like that would be a no. Regardless, they have been excised!
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I get that we live in an apartment complex… but FFS… just because you see someone doing their own brakes does not mean “Oh look a mechanic! Let’s pester them every 15 min asking them to look at our car” I’m not that anti-social but come on! Let me have a sliver of peace, just a tiny one, sheesh!
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I wonder where you got this idea…
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
So we did a thing… It was worth it!
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Goodbyes are hard, 4:00 am Goodbyes are the worst… Evidence: Blurry Uber to airport photo @daxter.bsky.social
Best friend standing in front of Atlanta Mariott, aka The best person ever who sacrifices too much of himself for others and knows it but doesn’t care because helping others is his core being
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother’s Day Darlene, Miss you every day
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Catching up with old friends, sitting, talking, laughing about everything and nothing at all… I’ve missed this. Starting to feel like myself again :3
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
*waves*
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
So how was your day?
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
IT WAS LOUD, ALIEN, REPETITIVE AND ANNOYING AF! Just like your nephews…
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I actually wanted to know… So… Once it’s in your body it’s your property. (abandoned property) since the shooter has no expectation of recovering it. BUT! if the shooting is a crime, law enforcement will seize the bullet as evidence
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
You 👏 every 👏 single 👏 day 👏
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Because Scott is a cryptid… and a hoarder…
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Go to pickup prescription for my man… Pharmacist: “And you are.. the parent?” Me: Busts out laughing
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I thought this was me at first…
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I said “The fuck he doing?” I ain’t got time for extra pointless words… as I use pointless words… goodbye
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Understatement of the millennium…
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
@wulftec.bsky.social and I just saw the finale of Stranger Things in theatre… I’M NOT CRYING! YOU’RE CRYING! They stuck the landing, holy hell!
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Hi! I have an answer 1. Love you too Goldie <3
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Dear bluesky… from henceforth @wulftec.bsky.social shall be known as “Goldie the goldfish” I will not be taking questions at this time.
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
So Boston is home to the world’s largest Van der Graaf Generator…
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Well… That was an eventful evening…
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I ask this because I feel like the minority here in that I “need” to address what can be addressed before I’m even in the headspace to consider having fun, Is this normal or am I an outlier?
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Honest question. When you have a lot of “things” that need handled, like adult shit, Bills, Laundry, Work projects etc. Do you need to get those things sorted out before you have fun, or do you have fun and deal with it all later? And if you’re in the second group, When does later stop being “later”
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Pay rent 1st of month, Told we need to be out by 30th. So that's fun! No, We are not being "Evicted" Owner decided to sell. She original said Nov, Obviously changed her mind. We're month to month so no luxury of additional notice. Anyone have a rental property in MA?
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
This came up in my feed and I immediately saw the furniture which is totally my jam and the stained glass which is totally my man’s jam, went to send it to him… and… he reposted it which is why it’s in my feed… *eyeroll* #cuteshit
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Ya know… post Twitter feels different… Like… I just don’t know what to say, do or post anymore… it all seems… pointless. FFS… I just experienced existentialism didn’t I?
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
This! All of this!!! Time Crisis on PlayStation! (And having to use the “little” tv since light guns didn’t work on the big tv.. It was a rear projection)
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Pup Avi the ATL Pride Dog @hotayhoof.fuckedup.farm · 11/04/2025
Imagine if men had an OBD2 port.
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Rio - I Sculpt 🦷 @riosculptures.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
A custom corgi sculpture for a lovely customer! Prototype was traditionally sculpted in Monster Clay.
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I’m about to have king crab legs for the first time in years and my excitement can not possibly be expressed with words
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Hi! I found you
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
This is my friend Penelope. I will be taking no questions at this time
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Yes I do
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
Popper laced sock stuffed in muzzle?
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
Fun fact about me: Hinder my ability to acquire coffee at your own peril. That is all
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
An attempt was made…
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
When you get talked into attending Mass Bears and cubs contest and run into two of your coworkers… why yes, I am shirtless and hairy… thank you for noticing
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Pup Avi the ATL Pride Dog @hotayhoof.fuckedup.farm · 06/10/2023
Both?
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
Yes
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
Think I messed up not taking my sleeping pill till almost 1… I’m “awake” I think…
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake, grown up Finn reminds me of my boyfriend… way way too much… yikes
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
So last night was fun
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coach ʀ @pigcoach.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
The boy and I did San Francisco 🌁
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
Ticket: I followed instructions, downloaded VPN but it does not work Response: You indicated you downloaded it, did you then install it? Followup: You can close the ticket
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Luis @loosf.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
absolute fucking obliteration
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
Because we all know it was aliens… sheesh
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Actually Metro @massmetro.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
I desire the cigar holster… I see a Mister S logo… I assume it’s pricy…
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