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Education + Game Development We make videos, books, video, board and card games to educate and inspire. We're here to support educators & indie creators! Authors of The Teacher's Guide To Scratch book series (Routledge, 2024) www.massivecorp.ca

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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
You may not like it, but it's cold hard logic. #spiderman
A frame from the 1960s Spiderman cartoon. Text above it quotes the theme song "Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can".
Underneath the image, text reads "Canonically, Spiderman can inject digestive juices that dissolve the target into a protein slurry he can consume to sustain himself."
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Well I hope you're at least staying cozy
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
A picture of Link from the Legend of Zelda holding up a Hylian shield, the shield has been overdrawn with a picture of a cuttlefish. Text underneath reads "You learned Stroboscopic Chromatophores! Use it to communicate, or to confuse enemies or prey!"
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Congrats to Donald Trump on joining team #FreeLuigi!
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Working on #TTRPG monsters today. Coming up with not just wonderful new monster, but ones that even have symbiotic relationships with others. Such wonderful deaths you'll have!
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
TEACHERS - I've built the most comprehensive learning path online video course to help you understand coding and coding education. It's a wonderful skill and tool to enhance your classroom. Check out the free videos to test it out: teachersguidetoscratch.com/the-teachers... #EduSky
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Howdy, I'll do custom designed recipes for your settings, fantasy, sci-fi or something else. Can include fantasy ingredients or stick to real world stuff. Professional chef & game designer. Can do other stuff, but figured I might as well lead with that niche.
A recipe ingredient list written in medieval style for a Gnomish Iron Ration Stew featuring dried beef, lentils and dried pumpkin.
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
That we missed you. That we love you. That we're proud of you. And that we understand. Every field needs its fallow time. Every seed has its own time to germinate.
A meadow of wildflowers surrounded by pine forest on a mountain. The photo was taken in Revelstoke National Park, British Colombia, Canada in August 2019 on the Eva Lake trail.
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
The fateful day when she snapped and decided to make the news instead of report it...
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Happy New Years Everyone! Remember to stay motivated, and change the world for the better!
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Okay, here's the plan for if (when) the US joins Canada.
A map showing the provinces and territories of Canada, the US mainland has been combined into a new province named "Prince Edward Mainland", Alaska has been named "Moose Jawa" and Hawaii has been named "Nude Manitoba".
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
2025 Plans:
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I'd say Tiffany over Granny Weatherwax personally. But to add a new series: Balsa the Spear-wielder.
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:
A promotional image from Ah Megami-sama (Oh My Goddess). Picturing Belldandy, Urd and Skuld.
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Okay, made a little sample cookbook for you. All real recipes, one for each main race, covers a sample of social classes and locations. (With apologies to Cervantes) Sample image, full pdf can be found here: massivecorp.ca/game-develop... Font is Dali if it isn't embedded.
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
A picture of Michelangelo's David with the quote from the artist: "In every block of marble I see a statue. I have only to hew away the rough walls that imprison the lovely apparition to reveal it."
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
The end scene from the original Planet of the Apes. Charleton Heston - the last man - cries on a beach in front of the ruined statue of libery, in the original he cries out "You Maniacs! You Blew it all the hell" to reference the destruction of earth. In this image the text has the colour blue referenced in the text and the statues head has been replaced with a blueberry.
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Maybe it's just me, but maybe it was a bad idea holding the US election on November 5th... Somebody forgot about all the gunpowder treason and plot...
A Guy Fawkes Mask, a traditional costume around Guy Fawkes day, remembered for the Gunpowder Plot of 1605. "Remember, remember!
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!"
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Forgets to post
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
A picture of a seagull with its eyes rolling back as it tries to swallow a whole starfish comically large for its mouth. Text reads "When you bought the candy you like for Halloween"
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Merry Spoopmas Everybody! And to all a spoopy night! Please post more Spoopy images. The world is counting on you!
A terrifyingly scary picture. Where to begin. A golden retriever wears a white sheet with holes cut out for its eyes and snoot. Is it a dog? Is it a ghost? Is it... oh dear I've just soiled myself in fear... a ghost dog?!
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
At least there are some people that keep that dream alive
The current logo of the Peace Corp - a white dove with red and white stripes flowing out below it on a blue background.
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
She's mid at best 🫴 Fame and fortune now please... Ah... dang... it doesn't work like that over here...
Moo Deng the pygmy hippopotamus, as beautiful as she is righteous stares at the camera. Unbothered, moisturized, happy, in her lane, focused, and flourishing.
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
What's it like being a Patreon backer of the Cheekynauts? It's like somebody made happiness juice for your eyeballs! And if that doesn't make sense to you, it's because you're missing out! Best gamedev out there to support - the world needs more joy! www.patreon.com/cheekynauts
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 01/08/2024
I sincerely appreciate this reference.
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 07/06/2024
Here's hoping it's Death Trash! *crosses an undisclosed number of undisclosed appendages*
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
The Sun has been eaten! Long live the Sun!
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
This is not about efficiency. This is not about productivity. This is about whitewashing authority from the consequences of their decisions and deflecting responsibility and guilt. AI is nothing but an opinion regurgitated through a randomizer.
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 12/03/2024
The books (www.routledge.com/The-Teachers...) are officially out this week! Now hopefully Scratch will let me upload and share all the projects in short order. I hope there isn't a limit... didn't think about that until now that it's too late! *crosses fingers* c'mon dancing dinosaurs!
Four cartoon dinosaurs appear on a concert stage. It is a screen capture from Scratch - a popular coding education platform designed by MIT for kids. This is one of the projects from The Teacher's Guide To Scratch book series developed by Massive Corporation and published by Routledge.
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
"Now watch me hit a target that no man has hit before, if I can make this shot. Help me, Apollo." Congrats Intuitive Machines. Welcome home Odysseus.
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
Wow... Udemy takes a 63% cut from creators (and clawbacks on top of that). What a disgusting cannibalistic practice. I really don't want to support that or be a part of that. What are peoples favourite alternative online learning platforms?
a woman biting a pencil while looking at a laptop
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
Oh crap... *tries to erase his name off his underwear before they get hacked*
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
Wait... does anyone know how much a sky whale weighs?
A surreal painting of whales flying through the sky over mountains.
Art by SamJumisko
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
Sexy pickled beets. *Lives in a city with a high population of people of Slavic descent*
The I'm In Danger Meme:
Ralph Wiggum of The Simpsons sits alone on a school bus with the text reading (chuckles) I'm in danger.
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
Oh joy, this is what I get for posting the popular James Franko "First Time?" meme... You'd think @safety.bsky.app would train the AI content filter system on the popular memes...
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
Hoo boy, here it comes. Remember kids - don't trust publicly traded companies!
A meme: 
In the image a man stands with a noose around his neck, he is looking at someone to his side and saying "First time"
Text at the top reads "GMS users seeing Unity users screwed by the pricing policy change"
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Massive Corporation @massivecorp.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
To be honest, I can't decide whether Link would by super pro Team Clay, or their mortal enemy... #mineralcup
Link from the Legend of Zelda holding a ceramic pot above his head ready to throw it
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