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masked-ermine.bsky.social

@masked-ermine.bsky.social
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I'm an chronic wildlife field technician. I enjoy wildlife photography and watching. I have interests in avian ecology, wildlife biology, evolution and wildlife conservation, as well as paleontology, and other general sciences.

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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's ya boy, the existential catharsis of Cathartes, the aura of six feet below ya. Finding a carcass a day every day...that is what I'd say if I had the syrinx to make amplitudinal vocalizations.... #vultures #birds #wildlife
Turkey Vulture siting on grain bin.
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#Reptiles are fraudulent like the #Jedi.... #Birds #Taxonomy #Herpetology #Ornithology
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Yellow Garden Spider...a big beautiful woman....
A "large" black and yellow spider hanging in her web.
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Like, one does not ascribe morality to nature but...this wasp paralyzes its prey so its larva can eat the paralyzed prey alive....and it freaking has a smiley face emoji on its thorax!!??? Like man...if God is real he's a sick mother f**ker. #Wasps #Gardens #NightmareParalysisDemon #Watchmen
Bicyrtis ventralis, one of the Sand Wasps, a mid-large black and yellow solitary wasp.  Notable is the dorsal thorax, which sports what looks like a smiley face between its wing attachments.  This wasp, hunts hemipterans like ambush bugs, assassin bugs, kissing bugs etc, paralyzes them, and then takes them to their nest where their larva consume them alive.  Close up and flipped to show smiley face.  Bicyrtis ventralis, one of the Sand Wasps, a mid-large black and yellow solitary wasp.  Notable is the dorsal thorax, which sports what looks like a smiley face between its wing attachments.  This wasp, hunts hemipterans like ambush bugs, assassin bugs, kissing bugs etc, paralyzes them, and then takes them to their nest where their larva consume them alive.
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The soulful look of the Bold Jumping #Spider giving you puppy dog eyes with four of theirs. #garden #arthropods
Bold Jumping Spider on a meleampodium leaf, looking into the camera in tge thoughtful way only a Jumping spider can.
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
She ain't nothin' but a Great Golden Digger, Out here hunting for some pollen and a Katydid-er.... Great Golden Digger #Wasp. #garden #pollinators.
Great Golden Digger Wasp nectaring on spearmint flowers. These large solitary wasps also hunt orthopterans like grasshoppers, crickets and katydids.  They sting them, paralyzed them, drag them into a burrow and lay their eggs on the orthopteran.  When the eggs hatch, the larva eat the paralyzed but alive orthopteran.Great Golden Digger Wasp nectaring on spearmint flowers. These large solitary wasps also hunt orthopterans like grasshoppers, crickets and katydids.  They sting them, paralyzed them, drag them into a burrow and lay their eggs on the orthopteran.  When the eggs hatch, the larva eat the paralyzed but alive orthopteran.
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
They're just a little fella, such tiny guy...just minding their own business... Striped Lynx #Spider on Beeing Alive #Bidens #flower.
Striped Lynx Spider, very small greenish white spider sitting on the petal of the yellow and red flower of Beeing Alive BidensStriped Lynx Spider, very small greenish white spider sitting on the petal of the yellow and red flower of Beeing Alive BidensStriped Lynx Spider, very small greenish white spider sitting on the petal of the yellow and red flower of Beeing Alive Bidens
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
#Herpetologists are the Amish of #systemic #phylogeny. Like come on now...you published this in 2022....we done did know #birds were as much #reptiles as #crocodillians are by then.....
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Patience runs thin when they air drop on you and then yeet you to the pavement... #Bees #yeet
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
#pollinators
How it started how it's going meme.  How it started with squash bees in squash flowers How it's going with long zucchinetti squash
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Dustin didn't quit on air, per his response to the viral response to his leaving message on air.....
Dustin Nolans response to going viral from his goodbye message.
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Look at this Porg looking #pterosaur.... he's just a silly little fellow, just a cutie patooty. #StarWars #Porg
A life restoration of a launching Anuragnathus ammoni, a small frog mouthed pterosaur that looks like a long-winged pork from Star Wars.
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Un chico del rey de las mariposas #butterflies #caterpillars
Monarch caterpillar on Common Milkweed.
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The late, great Rene Auberjonois. #StarTrek #DS9 #TheLastUnicorn
Six panel DS9 edit where Miles and Bashir tell Kira that Odos been affected by The Last Unicorn movie they showed him, and it's revealed he's turned into the skeleton from the movie who was also played by Rene Auberjonois...there I've explained the joke dont you feel good now.
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
My hot take is, if you're selected to be put on the hot #priest calendar, the #Vactican is then required to ordain you as a priest A: to keep the hot priest calendar honest and B: you're theologically a hot vision of #God.
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
#StarTrek #Enterprise #Porthos #Archer
ST:ENT humorous title card.
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
You have to love those ridiculously long #StarTrek titles. You just know that someone on #DS9 will totally learn something.
DS9 funny title card.
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Way more fun than it should be. #StarTrek
Comedic title card of TOS AnimatedComedic title card of TOS Comedic title card of TNGTNG funny title card
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
A shockingly tiny, nectarivorous dinosaur sipping sugar water. #Dinosaur #Wildlife #backyard #Bird
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
A small theropod dinosaur with mechanical pigmentation vocalizes from a tree before moving off. #Dinosaur #Wildlife #Backyard #Birds
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Two species of small granivorous dinosaur feeding on sunflowers. Whilst in the back the spiraling vocalization of another small dinosaur fills the air. #Dinosaurs #Birds #StoryofBirds #Brusatte #willdife
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Small, gray dinosaur with ruddy butt, washing itself in the backyard of a midwestern town. #Birds #Dinosaurs #Evolution #Paleontology #StoryofBirds #Brusatte #Wildlife
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
A crown coelosaurid archosaur savagely crushing sunflower babies in the backlot of a small midwestern town. #Dinosaurs #Birds #StoryofBirds #Brusatte #Evolution #Ecology #Wildlife
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
If I had a nickle every time archosaurs produced an advanced, sophisticated and efficient clade that evolved and mastered powered flight; I'd have at least two nickles, which isn't a lot but kinda weird it happened twice with things closely related to alligators and crocodiles. #Birds #pterosaurs
Picture of the cover of Mark Wittons book Pterosaurs, art is of a Pterosaur flying against a burnished orange sky.Picture of the front cover of Steve Brusattes The Story of Birds, depicting a dromaeosaurid, a microraptor, and an eagle, hummingbird, swallow and cardinal.
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
"If it rests, I ingests" - A #Pelican probably. #birds #animals #memes #wildlife #eating
Pictures of a white pelican trying to swallow sitting animals (giraffe, kangaroo, capybara, human) with a heading that says "Pelicans really living that inverse cat life, if it sits it fits".
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
And if/when the free-roaming cats post breaks containment I am totally expecting a shit storm...like...won't be surprised....
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
#OnPoint the #NPR program is doing a program on #avian population decline. They are requesting #birders to tell them about what they are seeing and why #bird populations are declining. Let's remember the major causes of human mediated avian mortality in the US.... #birdwatching #cats #freeroaming.
Spongebob Patrick hiding diapers meme, but the diapers have been replaced with dead birds and Patrick is blaming avian mortalities on wind turbines whilst Spongebob is showing that wind turbines are one of the smallest forms of human-mediated bird mortality, revealing that free roaming cats are by and large the biggest form of human mediated avian mortality causing somewhere around 75-80% of all human mediated mortalities at an estimate of 1.7-3.4 BILLION (with a B) birds a year with the nearest second cost being only in the hundreds of millions....
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
#Babylon5 keeps staying prescient...unfortunately...
Dialogue overlay of character from Babylon 5 being prescient to modern day current events.
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Old Lady I live with: Why don't you put hummingbird feeders up on the deck? Me: You feed feral cats on the deck; why would I invite migrating hummingbirds into that charnal house? #feralcats #birds #birdwatching #aba #aos
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
In memorium of one of the elder gods of memery I submit to the Midnight Society this... #birds #memes #ChuckNorris #warblers
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Madeline G. Eppley, PhD @madeline-eppley.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
New paper out in ecology letters! with @andylee.bsky.social @allydefduf.bsky.social We synthesized the active debate on how scientists define sex, including limitations and assumptions. We believe this discussion will lead to more accurate science. onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/...
onlinelibrary.wiley.com
There is No Consensus on Biological Sex
At this critical moment when misinformation about sex is being applied to policy globally, scientific clarification on the definition of biological sex is valuable. Here, we evaluate the primary appr...
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I often find myself, whilst putting covers on books, roasting successful authors based on their looks and what I think they look like, in a very juvenile way....Dean Koontz looks like someone took a 14yr old boy and aged his skin 56 years...I'm sorry....
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I get tired of explaining why "I dont have a real job". I worked in #field #biology for 16 years, getting exploited and abused and burnt out by #academia, no security, no stability, nothing. Until I just couldn't take it any more.
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
It's hilarious listening to these old fucks find ways of fat shaming an elite woman's athlete, just can't handle that a woman can be both an elite athlete and of a heavier build.
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Zebra Jumping #Spider Salticus scenicus (I think). #JumpingSpider
Small black and white banded jumping spider sitting on a window looking into cameraBlack and white banded spider heavily back lit by sunlight in a window.Black and white jumping spider reflected in window glass, just off straight on.Black and white jumping spider dorsal sitting on black window stripping.
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Slow day at work so....I did a #cladogram of the extant #sarcopterygii. In MS Paint #biology #nerd #evolution
Simple cladogram of extant sarcopterygii.
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
#superbowls I have seen in my area.
Great Horned Owl (subarcticus) Short-eared Owl on a fence postSnowy Owl on a power pole.Fuzzy Eastern Screech Owl (rufous) with eye shine in the dark.
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
#TechnologyConnectionsjust put out a barn burner of a long video about #renewable #energy, particularly #solar. With a rather vociferous fallout for the regime's policies trying to stymy them. It's a great, informative watch. youtu.be/KtQ9nt2ZeGM?...
youtu.be
You are being misled about renewable energy technology.
YouTube video by Technology Connections
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
What more can be said about a regime that goes out of it's way to exceed even hyperbole? It's evil, it's wrong, it does not care. Though I gravely hope we can use our institutions and laws to oust this regime, I also am not naive enough to believe necessary reform will happen.
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I have once again meme on the auk penguins naming thing but with a twist!!! #birds #Audubon #auk #penguin.
Can I copy your home work meme featuring a square copying an albatrosses homework of making a flightless pelagic lineage of bird.  Square names theirs penguins but albatross renamed theirs penguins resulting in a CSI Miami esque shades meme of the albatross declaring they skewered a skua (a phonetically terrible attempt at a punne or play on words).  This is derived from the fact that the penguins lineage who shares a closest relation to albatrosses, are older than the auk lineage that shares a most common ancestry with Skuas.  But penguins acquired their name from auks via northern sailors who called auks penguins before they knew penguins existed.....
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
A Paleontological double feature Chimerasuchus put out a new video on a Gorgonopsid. youtu.be/pYgw3lxAty0?...
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Rubidgea: The Most Powerful Gorgonopsian
YouTube video by CHimerasuchus
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
@ydawtheshow.bsky.social put out a wonderful vid on a very interesting under known dinosaur Deinocheirus. youtu.be/Kye28-iEHpo?...
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Deinocheirus - The Hunchbacked Mega Goose
YouTube video by Your Dinosaurs Are Wrong
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Townsend's Solitaire! #birdwatching #birds #CBC
Image of a Townsend's Solitaire a largely gray thrush with a bright white eye ring and some rusty coloration on the wing.  It is sitting in a naked deciduous tree. Image of a Townsend's Solitaire a largely gray thrush with a bright white eye ring and some rusty coloration on the wing.  It is sitting in a naked deciduous tree.
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Got a county record for Eurasian Tree Sparrow today!
Two juncos on the left, with a Eurasian Tree Sparrow on the left
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I see we're in Dromaeosaurid with broken wrists part of the country. #theropod #dinosaurs #raptors @ydawtheshow.bsky.social
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
He's making his list, checking it twice Doesn't care if you attacked Rana 3, or were in some other part of the territory Santa Douwd is coming to town! He knows if you're on homeworld or on a starship far away. He knows if your Huznok or not So better not be for survival's sake! #StarTrek #TNG
The Douwd from Star Trek TNG made up to look like Santa Claus with white beard and santa hat.
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Don't kink shame #hornbills... #Crush #birds
Meme about the incarceratory reproductive bonding in Great Indian Hornbills.
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I have many regrets, more than I should in fact, this is not one if them... #barredowl #owl #LukeCallen last one was probably a stretch... #PopeLeo.
Pope singing but he has a Barred Owl head and is singing Who Cooks for You.
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
NBC News: how did this pig end up running free on the highway? Me: Well, you start giving them badges and they think they can do anything...
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masked-ermine.bsky.social @masked-ermine.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Can I reiterate that Hallmarks pandering view of rural life, particularly farming and ranching is really grossly wrong, patronizing and annoying....
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