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Mashed Mangos

@mashedmangos.bsky.social
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Filling the space between the average Joe and the every day American. Sometimes I'm this way, some days I'm that way, but I will always be a Patriot.

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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Hey friends, come check out my #ARCraiders content. This is my most popular one, but many others across the channel, plus some spicy left wing political takes mixed in. youtube.com/shorts/gpTGn...
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You've found me, you win a beer #arcraiders #bard #stellamontis
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
That was a year. See you in the next one.
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Whenever I play roulette I feel like a Republican. I always put it on the blacks.
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
The Ocean isn't carbonated. Therefore, the earth is flat.
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Trump's so mad we all found out he's a pedo file that he took our weed away. 1 of the like 3 cool things he's done in office and just reverses it lol.
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
If you still wearing you red hat like a champ, please visit this website to make America safe again!! www.nsopw.gov
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Home | Dru Sjodin National Sex Offender Public Website
Search sex offender registries for all 50 states, the District of Columbia, U.S. Territories, and Indian Country.
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I bought my mom a new dishwasher for her birthday. Then I installed it myself. It's not the Mexicans coming for your jobs blue collar Republicans, it's me. Also repaired the $700 quote from the plumber for $30 and less than 30 minutes.
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Maga don't get offended because they're too stupid to understand the joke.
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Holy overpriced guacamole! We got all of them!? But like with double digit %'s? Lordy lordy lordy. Again, the people are doing great things!
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Let's go New York!!! 1 down! Many more to go! The people are doing great things!
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Work just let go of my antifa co worker. She said its because she asked for Christmas off and they denied it and was going to call off anyway. Work said it's because they don't negotiate with terrorists. More jokes on my YouTube
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Southpark dropping season 28 after only 5 episodes of season 7. WTF
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Sarah McBride checking the closet for Republicans during the shutdown. That's just good ol family fun right there.
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
youtube.com/shorts/OpxCT... I make jokes. Come have a follow
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legalize comedy
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
If tomorrow at the generals meeting Pete yagbomb actually does ask them to swear an oath to the annoying orange, will fox news denounce it as the fascism it clearly is? Or do you think that after the meeting they'll give their first televised state media address to dear leader
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
"The rapture did happen, but if you're here it's cause you're bisexual "
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Got the opportunity to fly to Vegas for a day for $100. In this economy? It feels illegal. But goddam right I'm taking it.
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
"maybe the real maga rapture was all the friends and family we've blocked along the way"
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Please support my comedy:) youtube.com/@mashedmango...
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Mangey mango
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Don't mind me just boofing autism. youtube.com/shorts/JxiXv...
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I think I agree with rfk on this one.
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Happy rapture day! My fellow antifa terrorist!
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Jimmy - 1 Trump administration - 0
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Petition to change the phrase "school shootings" to "Charlie kirks" Reason being they might start caring about them then.
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Hey I made a song, check it out. youtube.com/shorts/p-ZkN...
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Charlie Kirks lava chicken.
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Charlie Kirk dies and what part of the right starts a riot? The what? Neo Nazis? Maybe if after your death the neo Nazis get so upset they riot, maybe just maybe the words you preached weren't so good.
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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whoops kinda just slid out... oh well.
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
When I was younger, my school bully and neighborhood drug dealer sold me laced drugs which ended me up in jail. Later in life he overdosed. When he died there were countless people on my page mourning him. I feel the same way today.
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Tinfoil hat time. How much you think kirks family got for him being a martyr?
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
But now they want ours?
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I am curious to see what these spiders will look like. I have no clue who the father is. But here's beautiful Mama
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
My pet jumping spider just had babies. I didn't even know she was pregnant. She ate the last one I tried to get her to mate with 😆
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I know for a fact people posted the gas prices and labor statistics on Jan 20 when it took office. Can someone go back and find them for me? I had a post on Jan 21 and gas was $2.40. today at that station it's $3.22 (Co springs) But I wanna see others post to compare
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Bro if you cross the border, and make it 1700 miles with no id job or money to Chicago? Fuck it,congrats dude that's impressive. You've earned your stay.
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I made a promise to a man, that promise was that I would bring that man 100 Nazi scalps. And I intend to keep that promise.
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Ya know if trump was as genius as he claims to be, he could just print a stack of trillion dollar bills to get rid of the deficit. At this point fuck it, let's be Venezuela.
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
As funny as it was to have a nurse squirt warm jelly on my balls for an ultrasound. Just a PSA to please get yourself checked out before things take a turn for the worse. Bills aside, you are worth more than any dollar amount.
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Russia will invade in spring 2028 and trump will cancel the 2028 election. Unless we do something. Anything.
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Honestly fuck that gorilla. Brother I could beat off 100 men.
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Gotta start calling it USB-D the way I'm shoving it into the sockets.
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Why is maga spelt M-A-G-A? Because it's constructed of Not Z's.
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
You think the people of Alaska will be allowed to migrate to the US when Trump gives it back to Russia? Or will they just be under Putins rule? Asking for a friend.
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
What do I want for my birthday? A president that supports the Constitution.
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
So with all these new slurs for robots, would these tattoos be considered 'clanker face'
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
'Loving children', and 'loving on children' are two different phrases Republicans will never understand.
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Reporter: president trump, what do you have to say to people that think your administration is being tyrannical? Trump: being what now? R: tyrannical sir, Trump: well we can't be tyrannical we don't even have 1 dinosaur working in our administration, what a stupid question from fake news msdnc.
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Everytime this administration speaks, all I picture is that scene from the live action Scooby Doo, at the end when scrappy doo is deflating and whining about it being unfair.. IDK, just a lil something to smile at while my peers and I get our rights stripped away..
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Here's your sign from the universe to go watch the new South Park.
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Trump can finally say that he united the country. We're all in agreement to release the files. He then immediately turns around and calls the Washington commanders the "Indian redskins" Along with ABC, CNN, PBS, NPR you can add the onion to the media stations he wants taken down.
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Mashed Mangos @mashedmangos.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I get so excited when an Amazon delivery is coming, I swear my neighbors think I'm a crack head the way I'm peeping through my blinds.
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