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Haley Masch

@maschpit.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️ Artist Caprinae Oakland, CA

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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Been seeing this on my HUD a lot recently, anyone know what it means?
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Unfortunately, tonight's discussion has been canceled. We will post a new event date ASAP, stay tuned. Thanks for your understanding. - Haley & @clppng.bsky.social
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hi everyone, @clppng.bsky.social and I have had to push back our conversation until this coming Tuesday, the 22nd, at 6:30pm PST. Please join us then to discuss their masterpiece "Splendor & Misery", 10 years after its release.
a flyer reading:
clipping. Splendor & Misery, 10 years away: a conversation with Daveed Diggs, William Hutson, and Jonathan Snipes. Moderated by Haley Masch. 6:30pm, September 22nd, 2026. Youtube.com/@Maschpits
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ah! So sorry for the confusion. So basically, I'm puppy Got this a few months ago and finally had a chance to wear it out the other week! Still trying to figure out a name. Does anyone have suggestions starting with the letter "B"?
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If you are able to PLEASE show up for this. SFPD attacked and arrested 18 people who were dancing on pride weekend, before even giving any sort of dispersal order. We need as many people as possible to show up and show support for having the charges dropped.
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm very excited to announce that on September 17th, I'll be hosting a conversation with @clppng.bsky.social to discuss "Splendor & Misery" and its legacy, a decade since its release. The discussion will be streamed live from my YouTube channel, starting at 6:30pm PST.
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hi everyone, I'm extremely proud to present "Stillness", my first new photo series in over 4 years. Working on art has been incredibly difficult for a long time, so I am incredibly happy to be able to see this through to completion. Thank you so much for your support, I could not do it otherwise.
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I met a dog named Mysterio and he could fly! Wow!
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This place sucks! A cop kicked over my blocks too
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Glad to live in a city on the cutting edge of political debate
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Honk! 😋
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
1 year ago today I got fired, drove home, and took my first dose of HRT. Since then, things have been hard. But it's manageable because every day feels like progress. Sometimes you can't keep waiting. Sometimes you have to do things at the worst time. It's worth it 💖🏳️‍⚧️
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The combination injury-estrogen patch-ass pic is too powerful to not post on main. You're welcome
Picture of my ass with a big scratch and two estrogen patches on it
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I finally got a job! But I need a little bit of support before it starts! I am on Zelle, Venmo, and PayPal under the phone number 510-374-9932 Really appreciate any support that anyone is able to give, thank you! 💖
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Hi everyone!

In case you had not heard, after 11 months I finally got a job! I will be staffing the visitor center and running environmental education programs at one of my favorite local parks and I could not be more excited!

Unfortunately, I still have a little while until the job starts, and my savings and tax refund will not quite cover my rent until then.

I'm hoping to raise about $2k to cover approximately a month and a half of rent and expenses, and would really appreciate any support anyone is able to give.

I have Zelle, Venmo, and Paypal, all under the phone number 510-374-9932. You should see the name "Masch", but please let me know if you run into any issues.

I really appreciate everyone's generosity and support, thank you 💖
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Really liked my look for Hemlocke Springs last night :3
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Dream from a couple weeks ago
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I was staying in a little cabin high up on a hill. It was a paradise, our lodge sitting amidst an otherwise uninterrupted sea of tall grass. Occasional gusts of warm, calming wind revealed themselves in currents and waves on the flora surface.

It would have overlooked a coastal city at the mouth of a river valley, if not for the massive white puffy clouds that constantly drifted through, obscuring any sight of the town but reflecting the light to make the hillside all the brighter. I was staying there with a couple people for a week or two, in a tiny two room shack, and spent most of the day sitting on the hillside and watching the clouds drift by, occasionally getting a glimpse of slivers of the sky or valley in a rare break in the clouds.Screenshot of text:

As the days progressed, we starting to hear huge rumbling noises from inside the clouds, and began to see dark shapes moving through them, too abstracted by the thick translucent atmosphere to make out what they were. When the cloudbreaks did come, we no longer saw hints of the sky or earth, but instead machinery, seeming impossibly large; pistons, panels, and pipes peering through the cracks. 

We came to understand these were planes. The altitude of the hillside cabin meant that they flew not only above us, but also directly in front of us, their titanic size feeling more akin to viewing a collosal ship from its dock. 

While undoubtedly intimidating, they also had a wonder to them, and the focus of the days shifted to whalewatching these machines, and increasing contemplation of their purpose and destination. Projecting our own experiences, we came to the conclusion that they must be for transit, bringing happy travellers to their vacations in the beautiful rolling hills and valleys.Screenshot of text:

The dream ended on an evening in which one flew so low it shook the house and felt like it would sheer the grass off the hill, completely eclipsing the setting sun and plunging the hillside into mechanical night for several terror-lengthened seconds. The body of the plane completed it's overhead passage, but the thick black smoke spilling from it did not, bathing the hillside in putrid, choking fumes. The injured plane disappeared into the cloud and a huge roaring boom echoed out, knocking us down as the cloud filled with diffused orange light, impossibly bright and expading like the birth of a star. As flames licked out from the edges of the cloud, the entire veil collapsed. The intense fire burned away the suspended water, pummeling us with a blanket of heat and ripping a hole in the curtain of clouds, and finally giving us our first clear view of the town in days.Screenshot of text:

It was decimated. Buildings bombed out, craters filling the streets, and fire creeping through to sweep up anything still recognizable. The beach was now dotted with boats, having brought the soldiers who were laying waste to everything. The sounds of screams and gunfire occasionally echoed up the hill, confirming the nature of their action there. 

Just as our veil of ignorance of the atrocities below had lifted, so too did it for the invaders below, as spotlights turned and illuminated us. As we could just barely perceive the swarm beginning the climb toward us, we rushed inside our cabin, gathering supplies for an escape, knowing there was not enough time.
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Dying dog meets her replacement. Thanks power supply, you've enabled so much. October 31, 2015 - April 15, 2026
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I cannot believe they made a play about me
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
thanks cheerios
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
the only thing keeping me off the ledge rn is the pants I found for $10 that fit me so well
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Happy 20th Neiliversary everyone
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Pablo enjoyed Femtanyl
A plush rat on a balcony of a concert venue, overlooking a wild crowd, bathed in pink light
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Back on my Mars Volta shit. Learning Cotopaxi now :3
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Hehehehe I like dressing up for @iammachinegirl.bsky.social shows :3
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
What the hell
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Back on my Mars Volta shit Honestly getting given an electronic drum set and being able to practice drums again for the first time after ~8 years is the only thing keeping me sane rn
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Never thought I was someone who would love a car, but I suppose I'm learning more about myself all the time She took me to my favorite places, played my favorite music, and was a safe space for some of my best and worst moments The last photo of her + my boyfriend's poem about our last time in her
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Deergirls spotted in *your* area!!!
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Put my favorite albums on a topster for the first time in years. Let me know one you also like, and let me recommend another!
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I will bring everyone I know to the Oakland show
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Honorable Mention: Juicy J & Endea Owens - Caught Up In This Illusion music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
8. Hyphyskazerbox - BPD SUPERSTAR ULTRA hyphyskazerbox.bandcamp.com/album/bpd-su... 9. Model/Actriz - Pirouette modelactriz.bandcamp.com/album/piroue... 10. SPELLLING - Portrait of My Heart spellling.bandcamp.com/album/portra...
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
4. Cocojoey - STARS cocojoey.bandcamp.com/album/stars 5. DOOR EATER - try dooreater.bandcamp.com/album/try 6. Geese - Getting Killed geesebandnyc.bandcamp.com/album/gettin... 7. Gumby's Junk - Business & Pleasure gumbys-junk.bandcamp.com/album/busine...
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
FAVORITE ALBUMS OF 2025 (Alphabetically by artist): 1. Black Country, New Road - Forever Howlong blackcountrynewroad.bandcamp.com/album/foreve... 2. clipping. - Dead Channel Sky clppng.bandcamp.com/album/dead-c... 3. Closegood - Aesthetic is Death closegood.bandcamp.com/album/aesthe...
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
It's been over 15 years and still no multiplayer game has surpassed Rock Band 3. You can still get some friends together and have the most fun possible playing a game, the dream is not dead.
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I told my friend I'm too anxious to put all my stickers on anything so he got me magnet sheets. I've lost track of a lot of these artists inbetween platforms, please tag any you recognize!
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I nearly only have nightmares, but the other day I had such a vivid dream that I immediately had to get up and write it all down. It was about AdamTheWoo, someone whose content I had not seen in probably a decade, on the night I learned of his death.
Last night I dreamt a vlogger recorded his day walking along a popular suburban river, flowing gently and lined with grass, occasionally passing under shady tree cover or around bends lined with tiny strips of sand barely wide enough to stand on.

It started with him catching and talking about the local fish, as well as talking to people he came across, such as a bee scientist he knew named Erin who was studying ground hives with a research team.

He eventually ran into another friend, and after walking together for a while, they found a huge pirate ship moored to the bank, far too large for the body of water it inhabited. They decided to unmoor it and sail it down the river, putting on an impromptu pirate show for the onlookers relaxing along the banks.

Neither knew how to sail it and it crashed back and forth between the sides of the river as it went, making huge echoey cracking sounds, but never causing the two men enough concern to stop their show.Eventually, the vlogger lost his footing while up in the rigging, causing him to fall from the heights and smash into the deck, killing him, but not interrupting his laissez-faire narration, it's post-production recording giving a sense of omnipresent indifference to the horrific event that was just shown. 

The video continued, looping back to the beginning of the day where the vlogger started again through the same events, although this time slightly different, tainted with the variation of life's uncontrollabilities, but never changing any of the outcomes of the interactions. 

This second version of the day was more abridged than the first, editing out the most mundane of interactions and scenes, yet narrated with the same tenor, seemingly unfazed by their previous annihilation, even as they met the same friend, discovered the same ship, and climbed aboard.This performance also ended in carnage, an enthusiastic sword swing's miscalculated arc tearing through the fat of the vlogger's stomach, spilling his intestines onto the deck of the ship as his consciousness faded and he collapsed into the start of the day again. 

This continued, the finale of the day always being the crunch of a body crushed, the crack of a broken neck, or the wet thud of organs hitting wood. None of these atrocities wavered the enthusiastic optimism of the narration, but each repetition edited out more and more of the day before the events on the ship. 

Eventually, the narrator varied from his established path, instead hiking up a hill to a plateau overlooking the river, where you could see the ship, as well as the path all of its voyages would take. The camera then zoomed in to watch another version of the narrator walk along his cosmically well-trodden path, meeting his friend and climbing aboard the ship.As we got a bird's eye view of the tragedy, the vlogger changed his topic from the previous enthusiastic report of the events happening, to a more introspective pondering of the inevitability of death. These musings were recorded live, softly spoken from behind the camera, removing the contradiction of a postmortem narration. 

He sat for a while, watching the same half hour unfold again and again. When the ship met it's fate, he slowly panned the camera back up the river to watch it happen again, speaking less and less each time, beaten down under an unsetting sun.
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Adding Milliner to my resumé
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Slay
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Spooky puppy goes to forest rave. Grahhhhhh!! Bwehh!!
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Had my annual Over the Garden Wall watch party and in addition to serving everyone a homecooked 7-course meal based on each episode, I made the frame from the series title card by hand to frame my TV
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I managed to get tickets last night literally 45 minutes before showtime I still can't believe it
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
This estrogen shit crazy I've been a girl for like 4 months now and have already gotten into a major car accident
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I love a good outfit that magically works super well with a tail
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
praise gourd
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Haley Masch @maschpit.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Boyfriend has officially lost it
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