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Res ipsa locutus of borg

@masbackward.bsky.social
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Civil rights lawyer working in the south. Opinions are product of my genes, environment, and culture.

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Res ipsa locutus of borg @masbackward.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Res ipsa locutus of borg @masbackward.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wild line:
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Res ipsa locutus of borg @masbackward.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Res ipsa locutus of borg @masbackward.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Basically doing this, but leftish, lol:
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Res ipsa locutus of borg @masbackward.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Counterpoint: sometimes it is extremely funny.
Image of headline in feedly showing Lionel Messi celebrating under headline about Lindsey Graham's death.
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Res ipsa locutus of borg @masbackward.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Res ipsa locutus of borg @masbackward.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Res ipsa locutus of borg @masbackward.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is the money graf about why they didn't charge anyone, fwiw:
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Res ipsa locutus of borg @masbackward.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just wait, we haven't yet hit peak Olivia:
Chart showing massive growths in popularity of the name Olivia from the 1980s to 2010s peaking at the #1 most popular girls name in 2019 and more broadly from around 2012-2020 after which it began to decline.
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Res ipsa locutus of borg @masbackward.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Res ipsa locutus of borg @masbackward.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
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Res ipsa locutus of borg @masbackward.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
literally every time
Images from Knives Out: Glass Onion. Daniel Craig says "It's so dumb" Kate Hudson says "It's so dumb, it's brilliant" He responds angrily: "No! It's just dumb!"
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Res ipsa locutus of borg @masbackward.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
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Res ipsa locutus of borg @masbackward.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Q: I read somewhere that you went to Studio 54. Were you tripping with Grace Jones?

A: I wish. I never did coke. I didn’t even see the famous people. I was probably wearing shorts and a Polo shirt. That’s what I always wore. I still do. In fact, it’s getting to shorts weather now, and I can only imagine with my pale legs what I look like in shorts.
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Res ipsa locutus of borg @masbackward.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
He's problematic in many ways but guess how old Congressman Sri Thanedar is from this photo:
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Res ipsa locutus of borg @masbackward.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
My version is even funnier -- it explains that there are 4-5 limes in a pound but then also explains that this means there are 70 in a bag because 45x2=70:
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Res ipsa locutus of borg @masbackward.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Excerpt from opinion in the previous link setting out their demands in return for ceasing their walmart-burning program.
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Res ipsa locutus of borg @masbackward.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
watching the football
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Res ipsa locutus of borg @masbackward.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
The three genders
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Res ipsa locutus of borg @masbackward.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
My partner and I got one this year on Etsy and I'm very happy with it:
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