Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 4hGoing back to the open sewer repair to avoid the crushed ginkgo berry smell 000
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The aldi cashier recognized my items as a 'desperately trying not to have a brealdown' haul 😭🛒 000
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Computer, how do I manage a direct report? Quickest deliverables, no imposter syndrome. 'Puter, do you hear me?! 000
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026How early is too early to send halloween party invites? 👻🎶🎃🍻🔥🌳 000
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm ready for construction season to be done now Can it be bribe season yet? 001
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This crew is working double time to prove the misandrists right 000
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Tonight we're going to discuss having a halloween bonfire party so naturally I've started a planning list thats already 39 items long 010
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I deep cleaned the box fans (disgusting), cleaned the washing machine filter (stinky), AND changed the hvac filter (nbd tbh) Please clap 100
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just started a horror podcast, not looking forward to the nightmares, but we persist! 100
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Why did adding nesspresso shots to this salted caramel protein shake make egg nog? 000
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The dog got into a bag of pastries yesterday and we're driving home with the windows down as a consequence 000
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Bad news, swallowed a fish bone Good news, didn't choke 002
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Do we think my boyfriend should be concerned with how many videos I've watched of Ashe performing 'stop the wedding'? 000
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"measures 18 inches from its head to the base of its tail and weighs just 3 pounds" Is a baby 🥺 000
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Got david bears packers tickets for Christmas so we can cross that off the list 010
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My SIL is officially 1 day overdue and I'm debating if it would be funny to doordash her a bottle of hotsauce 110
Reposted by MarilynGal Pal Sports @galpalsports.bsky.social · 14/09/2026EQUAL GOALS FOR EVERYONE 09311
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 14/09/20262 kids on the bus were talking about jacket potatoes so I made a giant baked potato bar 🥔🧈 000
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Apparently the apps want me to use cloth diapers for my non existent baby 000
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Mačak is in for dental extractions so I'll be having a low grade panic all day 100
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Talking to construction guys about Labor Day Wekend plansstatic.klipy.comHamilton: See You On The Other SideALT: Hamilton: See You On The Other Side 011
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Forgot to being my snacks to the sit and wait for 10 minutes task 😭 000
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I showed the finance ladies my asphalt tickets and they went pale thinking about how big the check is gonna be 000
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 01/09/2026static.klipy.comPrincess Charlotte Sweating Like a SinnerALT: Princess Charlotte Sweating Like a Sinner 111
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Asking my boss how much OT I have to work today before they buy me dinner..... at 8am 000
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The security guard gave me the high noon she confiscated lol 100
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I fear David's dad and my mom are the same person and they've been unleashed upon eachother 000
Reposted by Marilynunraveled @unraveledpress.com · 28/08/2026Yes, your government is still kidnapping your neighbors. 315887
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 26/08/2026My cat gets a 4 day opiate bender......... when's my turn? 000
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Cut my bangs a little to short to tuck behind my ears........ just shoot me 000
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 24/08/2026We're going to the Sox game so david can watch baseball and i can eat Someone tell me the way yo maximize my enjoyment of the evening 000
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I do appreciate that the hot to go chant has become our goal song Only like half the section knew the song when we workshoped it in the stands 010
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I thought cream of X soup just spawns in white people's kitchens 000
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Freshman season is weirder when you expect half of them to be your cousin 000
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I'm gonna start throwing tacks in front on e bikes on the fucking sidewalk 011
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Reviewing my groceries of pizza rolls and chicken tenders, maybe don't go shopping hungry and tired from work 000
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Someone flushed a condom while we are repairing their sewer tap...... that's a new one for me 000
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I got a gold star on brushing my cats' teeth from the vet yesterday; is this one of those mediocre super powers? 020
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Amazing how a belt can be crushing all my organs and still not be holding my pants up 020
Marilyn @marzeydoze.bsky.social · 12/08/2026My foreman speaks Spanish with an Italian accent which is a real trip 😂🇲🇽🇮🇹 010
