Mary Myopia @marymyopia.bsky.social · 12hUh, sorry Ms. Kate, I'm being reminded that Toastmasters is a credible, highly respected organization that would constructively criticize and/or catapult you out of the meeting room when they heard the. Lies you. Are, spreading...static.klipy.comGandalf: Send Foul Beasts to the Abyss!Alt: Gandalf: Send Foul Beasts to the Abyss! 000
Mary Myopia @marymyopia.bsky.social · 12hHey Katie! Check out Toastmasters. They are wonderful at turning novice speakers into confident, polished orators! [Presses finger to ear] What's that?...1/2 100
Mary Myopia @marymyopia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Me: Caring for an aging parent. You gonna hold that against me? #ResumeGapMeme 010
Mary Myopia @marymyopia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This movie exists at the complex intersection of @tcmtv.bsky.social, @datelinenbc.bsky.social, and @theijp.bsky.social #TheBadSeed @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social @benmank77.bsky.social @kennotsosmart.bsky.social 010
Mary Myopia @marymyopia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Poor Hortense Daigle...she's a little drunk...WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PENMANSHIP MEDAL??! #TheBadSeed @tcmtv.bsky.social #EileenHeckart 100
Mary Myopia @marymyopia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Can we get Jack Smith to comment? @kennotsosmart.bsky.social 210
Mary Myopia @marymyopia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Well, at least the bathtub won't come crashing through Canada's ceiling...um, sorry Mexico! p.s. I know the bathtub wasn't the meth lab, I'm mixing my metaphors so sue me 🤭 000
Reposted by Mary MyopiaRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 08/10/2026He makes a good point. 455271685826
Reposted by Mary MyopiaNo Dictators-No Kings🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @autocratssuck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026🤣😂🤣 356135062881
Mary Myopia @marymyopia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Congrats on getting the naming rights for that new stadium at Northwestern! @kennotsosmart.bsky.socialstatic.klipy.comRyan Gosling Smiles at DeskAlt: Ryan Gosling Smiles at Desk 010