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Virginia Slim

@maryjaneburns.bsky.social

36 followers 38 following 208 posts

I’ve come a long way, baby

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

I’m in pain every second of every day because neuropathy, arthritis and just fucking aging.. somehow, I’m the happiest I’ve ever been

Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Would also love to train Colorado

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Travel plans for 2026 so far include ATL, DC, OKC and MPLS 🤸🏾‍♀️

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

I really need to learn to stop making dumbass faces when people take my picture

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Silly and selfishly, I’d like Stephen King to start doing coke again

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

I keep my game face on but it’s becoming harder to hide

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Chronic pain will absolutely alter your personality

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Overwhelmed!

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

#MayaRudolph so damn fine 🥵

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

I want to be introduced to exotic fruits

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

😂 can’t make this shit up!

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

The way a whole new attitude pops out almost daily amazes me 🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

The chemistry though

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Sir, your emotional maturity deserves so much better than my emotional dysregulation

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Settle TF down.

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Be cool. Be casual.

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Definitely don’t fall!

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Uggghhhh bitch, don’t trip!!

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Pushing people away is sometimes self care

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Really struggling to get out of the bed today

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

SHIT!!! Cannot remember the last time I felt like this and now I don’t know wtf to do about it 🥵

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Craving ribs

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

I need somebody to come recreate the can’t buy me love riding mowe scene with me

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Woke up horny af. Haven’t felt that in forever 😳

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Lou Ferrigno lives! And he’s coming to west TN comicon

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Mom died. Hopefully she’ll rest peacefully.

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

So mfn tired

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

I love when I forget to eat 🤸🏾‍♀️ #PerksOfAging

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

It’s time to see Europe

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Plotting my 2026 travels

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

I’m sick! And I have no one to whine to because I push everyone away 😩

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

I’ve pretty much said goodbye to bras in my old lady era 🤸🏾‍♀️

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

I’m in full support of #1stAmmendmentAuditors keep up the good work!

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Setting boundaries and protecting them is my jam 😊

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

That ridiculous angry all the time feeling is beginning to wash offa me. Don’t tell me I’m about to be finished ((finally)) with perimenopause and transitioning to post because I will throw a parade right here in the streets of Jackson extending beyond the earths exosphere 🤸🏾‍♀️🤸🏾‍♀️🤸🏾‍♀️

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

I’m kinda the shit! Unfortunate it took me so many decades to fully grasp this very obvious fact. ✨

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

I said my goodbyes. I’m certain I will mourn the loss of us forever whilst celebrating the love created 🫀

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Oof. I miss him. I miss what could have been. Some days the ache is more than I can say #ButItsOk

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

This is my least favorite holiday simply due to the anxiety my dog experiences due to the fuckery of fireworks that shouldn’t even exist in my city limits

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

It could all burn down, tbh.

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Shout out to my attempted scammer for warning me about other future potential scammers. Good looking out, gangsta!

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Wow! What a difference a day makes

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

The fight at Red’s house… top tier comedy #TopFive

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

My ability to manifest has become so powerful I have to be extremely cautious of what I say #GiftVsCurse

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Comforting cup of Earl Grey ☺️

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Lollipop lamb chops, rice, bacon onion garlic gravy to the gods #BrujaBrunch

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Woo chyle! My gravy making skills cannot be fucked with 🤌🏽👩🏽‍🍳’s 💋

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

What sides do I want to cook with these lollipop lamb chops?

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

“I gave you the benefit of doubt, but doubt outweighed the benefit”

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Virginia Slim @maryjaneburns.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Affection breeds anxiety. Don’t make shit weird, Bro!

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