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Werwulf Bar Mitzvah @marygreen.lol · 14/10/2026

BREAKING: driving a cybertruck makes you look like an asshole in the eyes of others. In a related story, I saw one of these on Alison Blvd on Saturday and gave it the finger for entering my line of vision.

A screenshot from Top Gear on Apple News+ with a photo of a man flashing a peace sign while driving a Tesla cybertruck, accompanied by the headline,”Shame on you! These are the five most embarrassing EVs to be seen in”

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Werwulf Bar Mitzvah @marygreen.lol · 02/09/2026

This might be a “nobody cares but me” thing, but at some point in the last month or so the Telegraph Journal has been added to Apple News+ 👀

Screenshot of Apple News+ showing articles from The Telegraph Journal

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Werwulf Bar Mitzvah @marygreen.lol · 28/08/2026

Joke’s on them! I already have a liberal arts degree which I USE DAILY to give name to the suffering I experience at my email and spreadsheet job: ✨anomie✨

Screenshot of a wall street journal article with the headline text, “the new cure for career burnout: clown school” over a photo of a bunch of grown ass adults wearing red clown noses. The joke is that I already attended clown school when I got my bachelor’s degree. Thank you.

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Werwulf Bar Mitzvah @marygreen.lol · 03/07/2026

Every hotel stay for the rest of my life will include a request for “industrial HVAC view” because it’s like a built in white noise machine. 10/10

View from my hotel room in Trois-Rivières that is essentially nothing but industrial air conditioning units on a neighboring rooftop.

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Werwulf Bar Mitzvah @marygreen.lol · 10/04/2026

I Lived It: my autistic ass bought a folding swing chair use on the porch but now it’s in my living room and I just sit in it all the time

Me in my living room, doing my best impression of a rain frog, while sitting in a nylon camping chair and giving the finger. The finger is for me, I’m mad at myself.

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Werwulf Bar Mitzvah @marygreen.lol · 20/02/2026

Look if you can’t handle the odd sewyside joke why are you even at my yard sale (instagram stories)

Someone reported my private ig story for self harm, META sent me a warning suggesting I call a hotline about it

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Werwulf Bar Mitzvah @marygreen.lol · 22/01/2026

PS: If I know you and you subscribe to the Free Beer tier, I'll bump you up to Buck A Beer for free. I don't want to read strangers' comments without being compensated in 2026. marygreen.lol/about/#/port...

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Werwulf Bar Mitzvah @marygreen.lol · 07/01/2026

Here’s a tangible action! Go to the AppStore, find the dreaded thing and scroll down until you find “Report a problem”

Screenshot from the apple App Store showing where iOS users can report X/Twitter for spreading child sexual abuse material

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Werwulf Bar Mitzvah @marygreen.lol · 16/12/2025

My heat pump, fighting for its life:

RFK Jr attempting to do chin-ups at an airport for some reason

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Werwulf Bar Mitzvah @marygreen.lol · 16/12/2025

Here’s an AI image being used in a targeted YouTube ad, reminding me to recycle. Great work as always, New Brunswick, no notes.

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Werwulf Bar Mitzvah @marygreen.lol · 15/10/2025

I don’t want to be a data analyst anymore, I want to be this thing

Cool af drawing of a wolf or dragon or something with a forest growing out of its back

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Werwulf Bar Mitzvah @marygreen.lol · 04/10/2025

You’re telling me this was a legit message from the government?? www.ctvnews.ca/atlantic/new...

Screenshot of a sketchy looking text message with weird links telling me flu shot appointments are now open

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Werwulf Bar Mitzvah @marygreen.lol · 31/07/2025

Incredible photo choice by the CBC here, no notes

Screenshot showing a CBC headline that reads, “Team of sex assault victim support centres to oversee OHL's consent training to help with
'accountability'” accompanied by a photo of hockey players who are celebrating winning a championship.

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Werwulf Bar Mitzvah @marygreen.lol · 29/07/2025

I was in the shower when this came screaming through my Bluetooth speaker so today is off to a cracking start

Screenshot of an emergency alert issued by the RCMP shortly after 8am

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Werwulf Bar Mitzvah @marygreen.lol · 28/03/2025

I thought the “stoppons” sign was fake

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Werwulf Bar Mitzvah @marygreen.lol · 26/03/2025

I think, unfortunately at this time, Jagmeet is ol’ Gil

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Werwulf Bar Mitzvah @marygreen.lol · 26/03/2025

Over the weekend @nfstrongarm.bsky.social were trying to come up with Simpsons analogs for the federal leaders. PP is obviously Milhouse.

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Werwulf Bar Mitzvah @marygreen.lol · 26/03/2025

My first bit of advice about following the news is: DON'T. Let me explain: marygreen.lol/posts/2025-0...

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Werwulf Bar Mitzvah @marygreen.lol · 28/02/2025

The Unified Field marygreen.lol/posts/2025-0...

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Werwulf Bar Mitzvah @marygreen.lol · 28/02/2025

post a picture of you, that's not actually a picture of you.

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Werwulf Bar Mitzvah @marygreen.lol · 25/02/2025

Local dipshit overjoyed to find spring has sprung in children’s video game

A screen shot from Animal Crossing New Horizons showing the player frolicking among greenish-brown grass and trees. No snow boys in sight.

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Werwulf Bar Mitzvah @marygreen.lol · 21/02/2025

Leopards ate my face :( marygreen.lol/posts/2025-0...

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Werwulf Bar Mitzvah @marygreen.lol · 04/02/2025

I have a weird compulsion towards forthrightness so you should be aware my approach to standup is basically this

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Werwulf Bar Mitzvah @marygreen.lol · 04/02/2025

Do u need a “laugh” this week? I have “good” news if you are in Fredericton on Thursday

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Werwulf Bar Mitzvah @marygreen.lol · 03/02/2025

Gonna go stand like this in the snow for a while anyone need anything

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Werwulf Bar Mitzvah @marygreen.lol · 02/02/2025

FN people as Canadians fret over being annexed by hostile interlopers

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Werwulf Bar Mitzvah @marygreen.lol · 02/02/2025

I lived. And I stocked up on almond flour from California for my smoothies. Pls don’t judge.

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Werwulf Bar Mitzvah @marygreen.lol · 25/01/2025

Cory Doctorow with a radical way for Canada to win the coming trade war. Canadian industry and law makers will never do it. Unless… 🤔 www.cbc.ca/listen/live-...

A screenshot from CBC’s website showing a photo of writer Cory Doctorow and the headline, “How to fight U.S. tariffs and build an export industry jailbreaking consumer products from iPhones to tractors”

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Werwulf Bar Mitzvah @marygreen.lol · 24/01/2025

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

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Werwulf Bar Mitzvah @marygreen.lol · 07/01/2025

I put together a lamp yesterday. I should throw these away, right?

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