⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 1hit was oooough and also ough ough ough dan trying to find a tutor so he can do well on his exam to get into uni which he seemed not to care about before but then he met someone who actually cared abt him and encouraged him to try AHEEEEM HEEEEEM im gonna throw up 030
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 4hnevermind laundromat is broken i did my dishes already and i dont want to do fuckall anymore 030
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 4hmaybe if i do some chores i'll feel a bit activated and then i can still do something for uni today 130
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 4hwe were busy being happy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 281
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 4h"defile" is literally just a more archaic word for rape & is worse because it insinuates that the victim has been irrevocably tainted for the harm that's been done to them 😭 (although "rape" has that history too as it used to also mean "theft") 110
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 5hacademic victim no longer efficiently covers my relationship with this institution, i shall henceforth be known more accurately as an academic whipping boy 041
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 7hthis is the guy who gaslit himself into believing it was his flatmate and not himself who didn't know you have to boil pasta in water + there's absolutely no reason for phil to misplace it and not own up to it like 100% indubitably it was dan. lol 030
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 7hwatching the patreon rn. Dan definitely lost that house key 140
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 8hyou can rest assured the internet is absolutely flaming him the comments on r/fauxmoi (the biggest anglophone pop culture sub) absolutely HATED him lol 130
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 8him so fond of phil's "im gonna get my sneezler" impression 030
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 8haaah i have this so often sometimes i even feel like i'm in my dad's house from 3 moves ago! it's such a strange sensation 120
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 9htentatively hoping they will do a 1 Year Later review video talking about how it's been for them but lbr they're probably too busy being happy 💔 160
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 10hi do follow depth of wikipedia but i posted that before i saw their post about the ad 😲 pure coincidence 020
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 21hi never really got that "this is your brain on drugs" egg frying ad because even if you go along with the proposed metaphor that drugs "fry" your brain, it's still like, okay, this metaphor doesn't prove that it's bad though? frying eggs is pretty much the number one way to make eggs more useful 290
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 21hwhat if all of phil's current health issues are just karma for his munchausen syndrome tendencies as a child 020
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026this is v silly maybe but i collage pics of my fav characters/photos of my fav people and collage them into a simpsons-style "do it for her" design and print it out to paste into my bullet journal (when i can be arsed to remember to use my bujo that is) 110
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026how to get on adderal quickest route no freeways no borax 030
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026i voted full but i demand you wear the lingerie on top of the onesie if you do that 140
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026this slightly more concerned version is great too 020
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026i'd get accom, even if it sucks, like a very cheap hostel, pod room, or motel. as long as it doesn't have bed bugs you'll be more comfortable there than at the airport 010
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026i guess you don't sleep a lot of hours in general so this is physiologically possible for you but i don't think you'll enjoy being at the airport for this long because it's a place where Stuff is constantly happening and the lights never go out 110
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026i have SO much craft paper yall wtf do i do with this stuff 010
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026we gotta ban one-liner politics somehow. if you can fit ur plans for the country into a twitter thread you should not be allowed in parliament 020
Reposted by ⚧︎ruwe/james☭dan and phil updates @updatedphan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026today is 20 years since the daniel howell youtube channel was created!! 🎉 0305
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026one thing i will say is going to uni is so much easier when you actually have to Go To Uni like the moment there's no schedule to stick to and a physical place to be the whole thing becomes several orders of magnitude more difficult 071
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026"if you wanna method-act as dan you gotta wear all black and pretend to be edgy when you're really very soft" 😭😭😭 010
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026oh my god that hollyoaks theme flung me back in time 000
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026feeling so attacked rn i gotta get my bullet journal out 110
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026dan is such an ipad kid. doesnt do laundry, plugging extension cords into each other 5 times over, watching a youtube video at all times 170
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026phil just randomly saying locktober completely unprompted 020
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026is anyone else still getting yaoi shopify ads on the preplay ads for hard launch 130
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026r/embroidery has introduced a new rule banning harry potter content hell yeaaaah 150
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026like they have always done raunchy jokes obviously it's just way worse now because they in fact no longer have to be mindful that there is a significant chunk of 12 year olds in the audience. just the whole wrong way around lol 030
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026in the end it's all just people who cannot accept they don't like sexual humour and now have to invent a universe in which it's the creators fault for pandering and not like. the fact that they Actually Preferred the kid-friendly stuff and they're upset it's not that anymore 130
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026also my fault for going on reddit to see this take everywhere but the idea that they are appealing to 14 year olds and that's why you don't like them anymore is so funny like when is the last time you saw a fan photo or audience pic full of teenagers, most phans are in the 20-30 range cmon 150
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026there really is no such thing as individual dan and phil content anymore and i personally think that it's for the best 🖤 150
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026it's kinda crazy to me that ppl are like Omg i miss dan and phil's solo era like whose solo era cause the dan howell i know stopped posting 3 years ago and the phil lester i know can't stop talking about how he didn't like doing youtube on his own during hiatus 292
Reposted by ⚧︎ruwe/james☭mona 🗡️🐋 selmo truther @wheresthatwhale.bsky.social · 11/10/2026im like if a person was me 2114
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026"/silly" they are trying to psychologically terrorise us 180
⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026when someone insistently claims porn is like bad for the human brain i always find myself wondering if they mostly believe this because they have awful taste and think all porn is the brazzers stuff they like to watch where every performer looks genuinely bored throughout the scene 0100