marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026it's hard to say at which point exactly a post assumes its final form but this website appears not to have polls so that's a journey i take alone 022
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026i've invented a new kind of auction but i will be selling it at a non-negotiable price 020
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 11/03/2026stay in the sweet spot in terms of closeness with your narrative foil 020
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 01/03/2026if you have heard any hubbub about spoons lately it's probably me at the source. i've been on a spoon kick 010
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 12/02/2026i'm thinking about debuting some material about sheep but i need to gauge interest before any drastic decisions are made 010
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 12/02/2026betty white was old when she was in the golden girls and she stayed old pretty much until she died, which is an impressive streak considering that the golden girls itself is old 010
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 18/12/2025the difference between those who like mushrooms and those who don't probably lies in the mushrooms, or perhaps the seasoning 021
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 02/11/2025in the tennis world there could be someone throwing a very loud tennis ball that makes a tennis racket; do you understand? 041
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 24/10/2025can't find garfield and friends so i have to watch cannibal holocaust #FML 031
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 24/10/2025to be perfectly honest i could write things such as "we could drain the ocean with a really big sponge" but i find that genre to be lacking something in sophistication 020
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 29/09/2025got a sore throat and now i sound like microsoft sam #PartiallyCanonMarvinPost 010
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 29/09/2025it might seem weird that they managed to make dog treats universally delicious to all dogs at all times but then you remember hal's chips exist 011
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 26/09/2025everything is normal at the moment but there's a world of possibility 021
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 19/07/2025i accidentally just liked a p*st 🤢 010
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 14/07/2025and may i ask where you got this idea? how you found out that the flag of mississippi had been replaced by this gentleman? who originally wanted to grow cotton? 121
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 14/07/2025i'm officially renouncing my skepticism of the "glass shards are sharp" theory. they are 020
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 09/07/2025you could view the cotton swab as an evolution of the toothpick, but to me this communicates a fundamental misunderstanding of shape in regards to functionality 010
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 09/07/2025age 5 was a big year for me 010
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 05/07/2025made my evil grin when i realized i had tiramisu left in the fridge #NonCanonMarvinPost 010
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 30/06/2025my daily commute involves hopping 2 fences but yeah your air conditioned train ride sucks 010
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 29/06/2025a stunted horse girl could never bloom in today's world 010
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 27/06/2025some accounts, pointing away from viewer emoji, are like pipes which become clogged with gunk when inactive. a mere attempt to push away the gunk so good things keep flowing pointing at post emoji 010
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 04/06/2025you have to cull and prune posts as if they are sheep and bushes respectively 021
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 01/06/2025i know the recent posting surge has created rumors of a remarvinal (marvin revival) but please stay reasonable 020
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 31/05/2025addicted to being right but i never go through withdrawal 030
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 29/05/2025i really dislike "countryboys" like what you're half human and half tajikistan? 061
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 28/05/2025you can meet someone and immediately clock that they use voice typing 030
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 12/04/2025perfection actually isn't at all the enemy of good but i don't have time to draw a diagram explaining relationships between all the abstract concepts 010
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 10/04/2025experimenting with a new nightly routine: - bed at 4pm - wake up at 3:30am in a cold sweat - become so disturbingly sick that you have to take the next day off in advance - up at 6:30am #NonCanonMarvinPost 031
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 07/04/2025⚠️ NON-CANON MARVIN POST ⚠️ conceived of the most beautiful meal just now. spending all night crying because i can't make it until day after tomorrow 010
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 29/03/2025a little lick of a papercut can be nice enough but there's a reason we invented a whole type of supernatural being to take over the blood-liking duties for us 021
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 25/03/2025i forgot about my hiatus nvm 010
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 25/03/2025still haven't gotten a single get well soon card after cutting my finger this morning but thanks anyway i guess 010
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 16/03/2025i notice a decrease in quality in my posts so expect a hiatus until my muse returns 020
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 16/03/2025i thought about lemon pepper wings too much today and now my eyes burn from psychosomatic lemon pepper 010
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 12/03/2025i literally just liked a post with my fucking nose because my cat is on my arm 010
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 11/03/2025i feel creatively suffocated by this limited website. my next post? it was going to be a 3d walkable interactive experience 131
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 04/03/2025only people i've met who actually care about the weather are clouds 010
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 02/03/2025this is out of my usual œuvre (i have many œuvres) but i hate feeling bad after being unhealthy like oh wow real original 020
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 20/02/2025my cat went behind my dresser and started playing the fucking ukulele 010
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 19/02/2025getting my beverage today. wouldn't it be crazy if my expectations for this moment were so high as to immeasurably disappoint me when i realize nothing could actually meet them 010
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 15/02/2025i might eat some popcorn 010
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 15/02/2025on second thought i'm not gonna specify what tasty drink it was. only my irls and avid marviners who saw the post before i deleted it will get to know 010
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 15/02/2025what i meant was i had a really really tasty drink yesterday but it was hard to get so i don't know how soon i'll be able to drink it again and every second without tasty drink makes me infinitely sad 110
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 15/02/2025i accidentally posted this before i was finished writing and then tried to quote it to clarify and accidentally reposted it, supporting my claim 010
Reposted by @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.socialmarvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 15/02/2025not gonna make it through this week 011
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 15/02/2025not gonna make it through this week 011
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 27/01/2025i can always count on the lady in my headphones to tell me power on bluetooth connected 021
marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social @marvinmarvinmarvin.bsky.social · 24/01/2025all women are god's strongest soldiers i'm serious 221
