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NFFC. Learning Spanish and German (not at the same time!). Books. PS5. Pictures of fungi.

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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 58m
Gulp!
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The Bear @bearlypolitics.co.uk · 10/10/2026
You know it’s bad when even the bloviating sack of lies that was our Prime Minister becomes a sensible voice in a conversation.
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Very pro EU and anti brexit
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Looking quite sharp.
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Starting with Gove, Hunt and Mone. And the £37bn supposedly for track and trace.
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pretty sure Rees-Mogg, Gove, Johnson etc used this argument before. They were spectacularly wrong.
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Exactly, Tories proposing something they can't deliver. Again.
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hope voters picked up on the Shadow Chancellor's caveat to: "we will cut taxes in every budget" * *if we can afford it. 🤣
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Robbie was my favourite.
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Barbaric
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Over My Head
ALT: Over My Head
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don't Panic!
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Very damning
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So he knew in advance about the diesel thieves?
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And they've now been released on bail so clearly not terrorists 🤣
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just need 4 defenders and a goalkeeper
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He really is scum
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Did you film yourself slashing a boat?" "Yes" "How do you plead to that?" "Not guilty" "Did you give the police your PIN?" "No" "How do you plead?" "Not guilty" How thick can he be?
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God they're thick!
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In separate envelopes with no stamp ...
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you were born here, born abroad with an English parent or just live here and feel English then you're free to call yourself that irrespective of creed or colour. Although the flag shagging thugs are making it harder and harder to be proud to be English!
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Doesn't the same apply to Jews? Is he trolling them too? No wonder they get called gammon.
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good. Now arrest those who were with him for conspiracy, and then arrest those who tried to set fire to a hotel for arson. And then proscribe the group as a terrorist organisation. Which is what you are if you use violence for political ends. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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Police arrest far-right activist Daniel Thomas after dinghy slashed in Channel
Thirty-seven-year-old in custody on suspicion of crimes including criminal damage with intent to endanger life
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He's a terrorist thug who belongs in prison. Not an activist.
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That's an attack on emergency workers. He needs to be in jail.
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Disgusting
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
martyn.fs@gmail.com👍
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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You're assuming the money was actually transferred in the first place. If so it's certainly a way to get round donation rules by letting them bank the interest.
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They knew full well the new legislation has a start date of March 2026 so were safe to pledge as much as they like without risking the actual cash. Pure performance and setting up a future rant. Their thicko subscribers will lap it all up.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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MadGreek 🧿 @madgreek2024.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Signs of Fascism" originated in my town. (Sequim, WA) I filmed it. I remember getting a call, "hey your video got 5,000 views." By the end of the day it had 60K. Over 100K in a few days from just one platform. Then my DM blew up! Everyone wanted to replicate the signs. Nice to see the signs today.
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The billionaires were well aware their money was safe. This is just performative so they can whine once the law takes effect.
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And then they smash them all to bits ...
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
👍
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Will be a few taking advantage of cheaper holidays now schools are back!
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Farage is a really nasty misogynistic menace. An inadequate schoolboy racist who’s never properly grown up and never got over his own seething resentments. Now grifting his grubby little arse off to be in with the crypto- and MAGA richboys. As you say, his defeat is essential.
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#RNLI are the best of us. I always donate when the racist reform lot start moaning about people being saved. They should watch the latest series of SLatS which features the rescue of a "small boat". Heart wrenching stuff.
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Brexit Bin 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 🇩🇪 @brexitbin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Here's a French video (with English subtitles) about what would happen if the far-right racists got their way and all foreigners and people of colour were forced to leave.
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My favourite place is Fowey. Been going there for over 50 years. Booked in for May next year, can't wait.
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Anyway, enough about fascism, I now want to try spaghetti alla gricia and cacio e pepe!
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Beam me up Scotty!
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Did mine this morning. It's all the filthy reform fash are good for.
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh very good, made me feel a twinge in my heel 😆
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Rory Cellan-Jones @rorycj.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
share.google/AWA0QowotTF2... The RNLI is one of those institutions that make me proud to be British - join me in donating to show your support
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Donate to the RNLI and help save lives at sea
Your donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
When you let loose at a school performance 😊 Zoomies on Drums 🥁 🌟
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Mani Isna La 🇨🇺 🇵🇸 🇬🇱🕊️ 🪶 #IndigenousLivesMatter @maniisnala.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
🧵1/2 Petition: Require all car park operators to build green roof and solar panel parking shelters which could reduce the need to use farmland for solar farms and support biodiversity. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/77... Deadline 4 February
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Clearly AI enhanced
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Martyn @martyns5.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Das stimmt!
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