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Farty Makary, MD, MPH

@martymakary.bsky.social
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I could be using my knowledge and skills to help people through surgery like I was trained. But no one ever got famous that way. And no, my real name is not Farty, nor am I (or Marty) a practicing endocrine surgeon. This is a parody. Pair o’ deez nutz!

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Farty Makary, MD, MPH @martymakary.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
To those celebrating International Women’s Day, I ask you: what is a women?
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Farty Makary, MD, MPH @martymakary.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I think I did about as well as I usually think I did.
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Farty Makary, MD, MPH @martymakary.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Damn. It was worth a shot though! Speaking of, I invite you all to try my new energy drink, Measles Milk! Packed with 2 kajillion IU of vitamin A and enhanced with adderall. You might still die from measles, but you’ll be wide awake for it. Unleash the outbreak!™️
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Farty Makary, MD, MPH @martymakary.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Wish me luck today. Will be trying my best not to shit all over the senate furniture while talking out of my ass.
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Farty Makary, MD, MPH @martymakary.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
This is day one medical school stuff, if you don't talk about life-changing illness, it doesn't exist!
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Farty Makary, MD, MPH @martymakary.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I know it seems like RFK doesn’t know what he’s doing. But trust me, he doesn’t.
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Farty Makary, MD, MPH @martymakary.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
As a public health expert, I predict this measles outbreak will remain isolated to the unvaccinated communities. Not vaccinating works!
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Farty Makary, MD, MPH @martymakary.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Working for Real Clear and overseeing American health at the FDA is not a conflict of interest. I have no interest in the health of America.
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Farty Makary, MD, MPH @martymakary.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Agreed. BUT, the argument that the son of the autistic guy was not making eye contact the whole time is a bit flimsy @snopes.com.
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Farty Makary, MD, MPH @martymakary.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
So excited to announce that Belle Gibson will be my Executive Director of Sham Therapies at the new and improved FDA. Along with being young and grossly unqualified, she has the moxy needed to lead American healthcare boldly into the past.
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Farty Makary, MD, MPH @martymakary.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
my fame is spreading faster than measles in west Texas too soon?
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Farty Makary, MD, MPH @martymakary.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
So excited to report to this great man! www.thebulwark.com/p/rfk-jr-one...
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RFK Jr. Is a One-Man Plague
It’s not just that he’s misinformed. It’s the way his mind works that’s dangerous.
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Farty Makary, MD, MPH @martymakary.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Don't forget to check out the new “journal” I’m on the board of! So excited to do anything other than use my skills in pancreatic surgery to save lives. What’s RCJ, you ask? Definitely doesn't stand for Real Clear Journals, a skin tag of Real Clear Politics…
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Farty Makary, MD, MPH @martymakary.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Many people don’t know this, but my Master’s thesis in public health was about effective ways to commit passive yet far-reaching malpractice. But even I couldn’t conceive of the amount of harm I’m gonna get to do. Buckle up, America!
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