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Marty, I'm Scared!

@martyimscared.bsky.social
1.4K followers 974 following 4.2K posts

Award winning lover, homie, and friend. Graduate of He's A Good Boy 🥺 Academy. 6ft 🏳️‍🌈 & hungry.

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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Who was your first porn crush? The chokehold Eddie Diaz had on me when I was 17/18 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not allowed to sing in Spanish. Not allowed to sing country. Must be in the Epstein files. Killed Aaliyah. Killed Tupac at the age of 16. It must be so exhausting to be Beyoncé.
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Such terrible and shocking news. So sudden and so young. R.I.P. Big Brother 27 Alum, Mickey Lee.
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
What are the chances I get dicked down by 2 different dread head Santa's two Christmases in a row. Is this the start of a yearly tradition?
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Watching "This Christmas" for the first time since 2007, lord I would have been ran through in that house, every single man in one movie being fine is insane.
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Love a 90s fine black man, but I dont mean like LL Cool J or Morris Chestnut 90s, I mean like 30 years old with a Carl Winslow mustache 90s
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
What type of crack were they on when The Office writers decided the cast should have a viewing party of Glee? 😂 They got my two favorite shows at the time in one episode.
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Got no place to properly display my Little People 😭. A perfect name plaque for my Funko Pops for now.
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Early Christmas gifts to myself have been great this month. #GoldenGirls #ThankyouForBeingAFriend
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
This is a 10/10 album! OMG 😭
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
What is your GO TO Holiday Movie? Such an easy rewatch for me every year!
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Thinking about Elphaba's sex cardigan
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Finally got to the Idris Elba episodes of The Office
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Going through Brandy's & Monica's entire catalogs in preparation for the tour. This song is so terrible, I hope as a person Monica has wanted better for herself since this song 🫤🥴
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Be thankful.
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
That episode of The Office where they spent the entire day debating whether or not Hillary Swank was hot 😂😂😂
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Wicked For Good spoilers without context
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
What type of dick was Michael Scott slangin, because Jan dropping coin on a boob job just to get that man back was actually insane.
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
We have a restaurant named this back in St. Petersburg, FL. It is pronounced differently than we think it sounds, but they are fully aware of the miscommunication, the restaurant even gives out pins that says "I love Bich Nga".
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I knew it 😂
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
How it started (2013). How it's going (2025) 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻#bestie4life @sayhaisteph.bsky.social
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I'm having an epic day 😁
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Google is getting ready for Halloween with Pac-Man. Just go to Google and click on the witches hat Pac-Man.
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Did you know the original name of Scream was "Scary Movie"?
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
🔪 👻
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
What's your favorite scary movie?
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Just learned that Hollister is a city in California and not just a teen clothing store 😭
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Im just now learning that these two hated the fuck out of each other the entire series run and were on the verge of divorce before the show even started 😭😭😭. #FoodNetwork
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
He was so arousing the entirety of Marvel Zombies
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Just was reminded of this movies existence. Please do not EVER watch this movie, I promise you will be PISSED OFF. Never in my life have I ever been so agitated watching a movie, these girls were getting under my skin, I was so MAD 😭
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Happy October First! I get to share my favorite Halloween viral video 🤭🎃
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I need Cardi & Nicki to get off of twitter and get in the booth
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I'll never forgive Disney for being too cheap to allow Nintendo to put Goofy & Donald in the window of Sora's smash move in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
When they digging in it
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
lol I wanna be in on a secret too.
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Bojack Horseman took me on a journey, I could not have imagine how deep and realistic this show would become. An unexpecting and honest look at mental illness and mental health, I felt very much seen while watching this show.
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
This shouldn't be a hot take, but Ive rewatched Moesha as an adult and she is not a terrible person like yall remember/make her out to be. She literally has had problems with her friends like only 10% of the entire series. She was a caring friend who always took accountability for her actions.
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
10/10 no notes. And the reboot??? It's perfect!!
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Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
They don't know what these shows could have become.
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