Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Who was your first porn crush? The chokehold Eddie Diaz had on me when I was 17/18 😵💫😵💫😵💫 1110
Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Not allowed to sing in Spanish. Not allowed to sing country. Must be in the Epstein files. Killed Aaliyah. Killed Tupac at the age of 16. It must be so exhausting to be Beyoncé. 082
Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026 020
Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Such terrible and shocking news. So sudden and so young. R.I.P. Big Brother 27 Alum, Mickey Lee. 141
Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 26/12/2025What are the chances I get dicked down by 2 different dread head Santa's two Christmases in a row. Is this the start of a yearly tradition? 0160
Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Watching "This Christmas" for the first time since 2007, lord I would have been ran through in that house, every single man in one movie being fine is insane. 020
Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Love a 90s fine black man, but I dont mean like LL Cool J or Morris Chestnut 90s, I mean like 30 years old with a Carl Winslow mustache 90s 0182
Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 10/12/2025What type of crack were they on when The Office writers decided the cast should have a viewing party of Glee? 😂 They got my two favorite shows at the time in one episode. 010
Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Got no place to properly display my Little People 😭. A perfect name plaque for my Funko Pops for now. 010
Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Early Christmas gifts to myself have been great this month. #GoldenGirls #ThankyouForBeingAFriend 120
Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 07/12/2025What is your GO TO Holiday Movie? Such an easy rewatch for me every year! 041
Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Post something random or you’ll have an awful December 010
Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Finally got to the Idris Elba episodes of The Office 220
Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Going through Brandy's & Monica's entire catalogs in preparation for the tour. This song is so terrible, I hope as a person Monica has wanted better for herself since this song 🫤🥴 010
Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 26/11/2025That episode of The Office where they spent the entire day debating whether or not Hillary Swank was hot 😂😂😂 000
Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Wicked For Good spoilers without context 000
Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 19/11/2025What type of dick was Michael Scott slangin, because Jan dropping coin on a boob job just to get that man back was actually insane. 110
Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 19/11/2025We have a restaurant named this back in St. Petersburg, FL. It is pronounced differently than we think it sounds, but they are fully aware of the miscommunication, the restaurant even gives out pins that says "I love Bich Nga". 310
Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 03/11/2025How it started (2013). How it's going (2025) 🫱🏿🫲🏻#bestie4life @sayhaisteph.bsky.social 061
Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Google is getting ready for Halloween with Pac-Man. Just go to Google and click on the witches hat Pac-Man. 000
Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Did you know the original name of Scream was "Scary Movie"? 2152
Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Just learned that Hollister is a city in California and not just a teen clothing store 😭 010
Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Im just now learning that these two hated the fuck out of each other the entire series run and were on the verge of divorce before the show even started 😭😭😭. #FoodNetwork 130
Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 04/10/2025He was so arousing the entirety of Marvel Zombies 080
Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Just was reminded of this movies existence. Please do not EVER watch this movie, I promise you will be PISSED OFF. Never in my life have I ever been so agitated watching a movie, these girls were getting under my skin, I was so MAD 😭 000
Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Happy October First! I get to share my favorite Halloween viral video 🤭🎃 010
Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 01/10/2025I need Cardi & Nicki to get off of twitter and get in the booth 010
Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 24/09/2025I'll never forgive Disney for being too cheap to allow Nintendo to put Goofy & Donald in the window of Sora's smash move in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. 120
Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Bojack Horseman took me on a journey, I could not have imagine how deep and realistic this show would become. An unexpecting and honest look at mental illness and mental health, I felt very much seen while watching this show. 000
Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 17/09/2025This shouldn't be a hot take, but Ive rewatched Moesha as an adult and she is not a terrible person like yall remember/make her out to be. She literally has had problems with her friends like only 10% of the entire series. She was a caring friend who always took accountability for her actions. 000
Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 17/09/202510/10 no notes. And the reboot??? It's perfect!! 011
Marty, I'm Scared! @martyimscared.bsky.social · 17/09/2025They don't know what these shows could have become. 130