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Martin Warne

@martinwarne.net
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Spurs fan, digital consultant. Labour & Co-op Party member. Fabian. Labour Movement for Europe. SERA. Republic. UTAW (CWU). Occasional MAMIL 🚴‍♂️

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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 09/09/2026
Waiting for this panel discussion, organised by @londonermag.bsky.social
Populist or pragmatist? Who is the real Andy Burnham?
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 28/08/2026
Woohoo!
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 17/08/2026
See point 5 of his '6 point plan'
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 30/07/2026
The Rest is Binface
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 08/07/2026
Final sentence is perfect. *chef's kiss*
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 26/06/2026
👍
Screenshot
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 25/06/2026
Wish I could say it was out of character, but the leader of #Newham's largest opposition party gets it wrong (again). Salam Patel was not the previous chair of the Local Development Committee. That was James Beckles. The kind of mistake you make if you don't actually turn up for meetings.
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 03/06/2026
Chris Mason and the entire BBC Politics team need to put on a rocket and fired in to the Sun.
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 28/05/2026
For Trump and his cronies in the US, read Johnson, Farage and co here in the UK.
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 24/05/2026
Another one for the Things That Never Happened file.
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 11/05/2026
Thursday's turnout of 34.9% was an uptick, reversing a downward trend since 2010. #Newham
Table and graph showing the size of the electorate and the turnout percentage in Newham from 1964 to now.
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 11/05/2026
This one?
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 10/05/2026
#Newham election results map.
Map of the London Borough of Newham showing electoral wards coloured to indict the results of the 2026 election
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 08/05/2026
Well, who on Earth could have predicted that? 🤔
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 05/05/2026
Parfait!
A picture of a bike lane labelled Ideology and a road congested with cars labelled Liberty.
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 04/05/2026
🐝🐝🐝
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 27/04/2026
Whoop!
NYT Spelling Bee Queen Bee badge for April 27, 2026
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 26/04/2026
🤔
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 14/04/2026
Playing a sad song on the world's smallest violin 🎻
"I voted for Brexit. Now I face a red tape nightmare to retire in Spain.
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 05/04/2026
“You couldn’t make it up,” says Jenrick. But he just has. Marmalade made from oranges can be labelled as orange marmalade - which the vast majority of commercially produced marmalades already are.
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 03/04/2026
This won’t be affected.
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 31/03/2026
Reform UK - Britain’s most popular party, if the polls are to be believed - are so desperate for candidates they are cold calling people begging them to stand.
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 21/03/2026
Disinhibition: a reduced ability to control urges, leading to actions like public outbursts, sexual advances, or poor social judgment, often resulting from neurological damage, dementia, or psychiatric conditions.
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 18/03/2026
Private Bonespurs reporting for duty…
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 14/03/2026
Didn’t he say last week he didn’t want our help and we only ever join in wars when the US has already won?
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 13/03/2026
This picture says it more eloquently than words ever could.
Small child crossing the road in front of a Range Rover. The top of the child’s head
Is below the level of the car bonnet.
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 13/03/2026
Amazing what you can do with a bit of political will.
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 08/03/2026
Good news for Starmer. If Dan ‘Always Wrong About Everything’ Hannan is attacking him he must be on the right track.
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 04/03/2026
Pretty robust response from Labour, though one has to wonder why, given the reasons Wales was removed in #Newham, the party endorsed him as its candidate for police and crime commissioner in Suffolk just a couple of years ago.
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 16/02/2026
He doesn’t look well (even accounting for who he’s standing next to)
Donald Trump and Liz Truss
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 09/02/2026
“Uber-woke, net-zeroist, rejoinerism” sounds good to me. Where do I sign up?
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 25/01/2026
Same question, but about local government candidates in #Newham.
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 23/01/2026
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 20/01/2026
What will it take for the council to stand up to car drivers and make our streets safe for everyone? #Newham
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 20/01/2026
Reform members be like…
Being a co-equal member of a 28 nation economic alliance - NO
Being a vassal of the United States - Hell Yeah!
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 18/01/2026
Surely even the Telegraph’s readers will choke on their cornflakes reading that.
Trump controls the world, and Britain ought to let him have it. By Tim Stanley
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 13/01/2026
Given the likely margin of error (+/- 3%) that's basically a three-way tie at the top.
YouGov poll putting RefUK on 24%, Tories on 20%, Labour on 19%, LibDems on 16 and Greens on 14. Pollster notes this is Reform's lowest score since last April.
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 09/01/2026
125th anniversary of the founding of the club and 125th anniversary of our first FA Cup win. #COYS
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 08/01/2026
Happy new fear!
Hegseth: “We’ve invaded Venezuela”
Aide: “Caracas?”
Trump: “Yes, I’m completely insane”
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 08/01/2026
On our local high street last week.
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 03/01/2026
“Assess where our national interests lie.” Hmm, okay. How about ‘in maintaining and upholding international law’.
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 02/01/2026
His doctors have asked him to do a cognitive test THREE times.
Truth Social post from the Mango Mussolini in which he brags about ‘aceing’ a cognitive test THREE times.
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 01/01/2026
What was the last movie or TV show you watched in 2025? 🎬📺
Kate and Hal Wyler (played by Keri Russell and Rufus Sewell) in season three of The Diplomat
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 30/12/2025
The White House can do one, frankly
White House demands British supermarkets stock chlorinated chicken
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 28/12/2025
Imagine talking about wealth inequality at a rally for a party led by a multi-property owning landlord.
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 27/12/2025
That’s not how you spell Brexit.
Picture of Sir James Dyson with the caption “Rachel Reeves has put my family business at risk”
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 27/12/2025
Trump: Under my leadership, America is the most respected country in the world. Rest of the world: LOL
A jar of marmalade labelled Felon’s thin-skinned bitter orange spread, with several pictures of Donald Trump
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 09/12/2025
Dele Alli 3-0
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 05/12/2025
Maybe, just maybe, they’re trolling him with this thing.
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Martin Warne @martinwarne.net · 28/10/2025
Sponsored post on Facebook from my local council… 🤷‍♂️
Introduction about the campaign here
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