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Retired, curmudgeon, finds humour in the weirdest of places.

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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 3h
Ground breaking in her time. Fun fact, your average digital watch packs more computing power than Margaret had available to her.
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Google Lens bring this up:
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Too late, it got him...
Picture of the rear end of a yellow fork-lift truck. in the opening of the engine cover there are a pair of hands suggesting  person has been eaten by the fork-lift truck.
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Got hungry for a moment😉😂
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What this guy?
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
More on High Force if you fancy visiting: www.raby.co.uk/high-force/ Sound on!
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yours for a modest £20.00:
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A basket of dolls in the image of Trump, marketed as voodoo dolls.
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Update, you can store photographs or screen grabs of tickets in Google Wallet:
How to add a Custom QR code. Open the google Wallet app on your phone. Tap Add to Google Wallet. Select Photo Choose a photo of your pass, ticket, or QR code from your gallery (or take a new picture. Enter a name and description, then tap ADD.
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Clearly wears it regularly as there are other pictures on-line with her wearing it. Captured this:
Picture of engraved pendant featuring a face. This post is seeking help identifying the person featured.
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This from today's team photo:
A photograph of Katarina Siniakova from the Czechia team group photo showing what I believe is a curly perm.
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tidying the freezer, ended with a big bag of crusts: White, wholemeal and brioche. Waste not... Bread pudding.
Tray of bread pudding,  made from a mix of crusts. White, wholemeal and brioche.
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Here you go...
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Mars reminds me of this:
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Is Terry prophetically addressing Trump?
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
National Trust election time. Time to vote in the annual AGM again. Vital members cast their vote to ensure that subversive elements are denied opportunities to introduce far right policies to Trust management. #NationalTrustagmvote
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I like the Reacher story:
REACHER: I need help with my iPhone
SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo?
REACHER: how can I tell
SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo
*extremely loud crunching noise* 
REACHER: it’s the duo
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If you will insist in awakening memories...
Picture of a pack of Fox's glacier mints that features a polar bear stood on a clear sweet.
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Moody Sky over Dudmaston Hall, near Bridgnorth. Just one enormous clap of thunder, but no rain.
Moody sky over Dudmaston Hall National Trust. Had all the portents of a storm brewing. There was one enormous clap of thunder but not rain followed.
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Dudmaston Hall
Two approx ten metre tall banners flags forming an archway into the orchard at Dudmaston Hall National Trust property A man and a woman stand at the base of each leg of the arch..
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Lord, take me back why don't you? I used to get the Beano, and it's summer special. Still about, I'm off to the newsagents... I'm 71 😉😂
Front cover of the 2026 edition of the Beano Summer special, prompted by Private Eye's latest cover being designed in a similar manner.
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Not here. Good boy scout. Was prepared!
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Here's the local sign - disabled parking only in that one designated space. Image from Google Maps:
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
More here:
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If your eclipse sunglasses are not pitch black in normal light - not allowing a glimpse of light through. You are not ready. Normal sunglasses are not sufficient. So designer frames are unlikely to be for an eclipse. For your eye health don't try normal sunnies.
These are eclipse glasses, the lens is flimsy, look like tin foil mirror like.

When worn normally nothing can be seen through them, only the intense light from the sun penetrates.
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Here's a clip of the Welsh Fire helicopter collecting water from Craig Goch in the Elan Valley tackling a fire in 2025
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I remember my visit to the cycle shop with my father c 1965 Being stunned when he said "chose what you want". I chose the Moulton Standard:
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I was visiting the area with my brother, father and uncle. We went to the bridge site and the station where the damaged postal carriage was: All photographs by my father. The robbers had not been caught yet, they were holed up in a nearby farm counting and dividing their loot.
Photograph of bridge where the Great Train Robbers threw mail bags into a waiting lorry.Photograph of myself, my uncle and mother looking at the damaged Royal Mail postal carriage of the Great Train Robbery, parked on a siding at a nearby station.Close up picture of the damaged window, using by the Great Train robbers to enter the Royal Mail postal carriage.
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
You can still buy similar preassembled dipped in chocolate:
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Where's the key to roll back the top?
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hanbury Hall December 2025 featured a 1970 themed Christmas.
Children presents from 1970, pick artificial Christmas treen nearby games from that period, Etch a Sketch, a Gremlin soft toy, walker toy with bricks inside.
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
We visited this one: High Force in the North Pennines UK, not quite so peaceful, where the River Tees drops 25m over a change in geology.
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
"Judge a man by the company he keeps"
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I thought Liz Truss' twisted stem was very aposite.
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Tonight: Prog Rock Prom. 7.30 pm BBC then available on iPlayer and BBC Sounds. This is my childhood revisited. Just look at the programme! www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This was my dinner when alone for Christmas Day (family's were in the USA)
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Shoulder Bag. I have a shoulder man bag for such occasions, for my phone and wallet and other extraneous items. I do have pockets in my shorts and trousers however as I don't have a decent waistline I find the weight of any contents tend to pull them down at inopportune moments!
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Couldn't resist the juxtaposition:
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
There are a few manifesto's circulating, expect more ideas as he cranks up his campaign:
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Took it in on our holiday travels recently, fascinated how the south end is just buried into the cliff on which the castle is built. Also how narrow the entrances were, fit only for one vehicle which would of been mainly horse drawn when built. Picture four has the toll charges listed.
Picture of Conway Suspension Bridge chain is just connected to the cliff under the castle.Picture of my wife stood in the entrance to the bridge looking toward the castle at the far endPicture of my wife stood with her hand on the suspension chain at the far end away from the castle.Photograph of the toll charges board. I like this one:
"For every Engine, Carriage or other vehicle propelled or moved by steam or machinery or otherwise than by animal power for each wheel thereof: one shilling and six pence." To walk across one pence.
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I notice Nike levelled the field by giving Sinner a designer jacket this year, previous years they hadn't:
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I see what you did there! You're not escaping: Cornish on left, Devon or right:
Scones with cream and jam. Cornish on left - Cream on Jam, Devon on Right - Jam on Cream.
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Someone who's encyclopedic knowledge of their topic I've always admired is Hazel Irvine. She also has bookfuls of reference in front of her as she works. I've often thought, when she retires, those books must be donated to some kind of sporting archive.
Picture of Hazel Irvine in the BBC Snooker World Championship studio.
In front of her on the table is a diary type book and copious other sheets of notes.
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martinput @martinput.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Not surprising. Nottingham starts today with Maria Sakkari vs Zheng Qinwen. Full circle moment for me as this tournament was the occasion when Maria first came to my notice. I've followed her career since. Outside court in 2017 - she was not ranked high enough for Centre. Jo Konta time!
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