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Martin Johnson

@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social
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Bass player and drum programmer @ Shoto~Daito Looking on in mounting horror Full speed ahead to uber-woke, net-zeroist, rejoinerism

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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 6h
The execution will be televised
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Another day, another two failed attempts to unsubscribe from 'Nextdoor' emails
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My favourite thing about this is that it's taken them a whole month to get here.
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It will be fascinating to see how the right will frame its arguments to keep the UK out given the overwhelming evidence brexit has been a flop. Is an imagined reclamation of sovereignty worth 8% of GDP? And making the case for FOM has never been easier given the dog's dinner that replaced it.
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m currently reading Luke Harding’s excellent book ‘Betrayal’ and I’m learning about how Russian agents hire knobhead criminals in the UK to carry out various acts of shithousery. That feels very relevant today
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Farage confirming here that attempts to combat Russian information warfare are a direct attack on Reform UK.
Farage’s complaint that attempts to stop Russian disinformation is an attack on Reform
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's a sign of the times that my first thought was they have taken down the 'are we the baddies?' sketches. They haven't but they shouldn't be taking any down it's fucking Mitchel and Webb FFS. Maybe they can do some updated sketches with the punchline "do we have 'legitimate concerns'?"
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've done this.
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
These unrepentant brexiters have become such a fucking cliche. This list of grievances can be found spouted by every golf club and saloon bar bore in the country. And saying we are being ‘colonised by immigrants’ is flat out racist. www.theguardian.com/business/202...
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Jim Ratcliffe: UK is ‘on the slide’ from days when it had world’s ‘greatest empire’
Co-owner of Manchester United says Britain is in decline because of high taxes and immigration
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is an excellent Brexit metaphor as the migrant centre will still be there and these people have made dicks of themselves for nothing www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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Unease in ‘newly independent’ Piddington as world media and Danny Tommo descend
As villagers take stock following symbolic vote, some fear far-right weaponisation of asylum dispute and influx of ‘masked people like in Dover’
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’ve got to hand the BBC some credit for their reporting on the comments by Jim Ratcliffe disparaging the UK and claiming we were ‘on the slide’. It made it clear from the off he was a prominent Brexit supporter and they clearly wanted to link it.
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
To be fair Sheeran's support acts will possibly get at least as much out of their act of solidarity than they will out of a handful of gigs if we all give them a listen Aaron Rowe Lukas Graham Beoga FINNEAS
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026
Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
These stories must really piss off the RW media. How are they meant to spin this? www.theguardian.com/business/202...
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UK economy defies forecasts with surprise 0.4% growth in July
Welcome boost for chancellor with unexpected rise put down to rapid growth of AI in services sector outweighing Iran war fallout
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There’s probably very good operational reasons why it’s OK to carry off old ladies for holding signs but stand by while masked vigilantes block a major port but the optics really aren’t great.
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’m no expert but surely these ‘protests’ are more accurately described as rioting?
BBC news banner describing rioting in Portsmouth
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It might be difficult to pinpoint the exact moment the Telegraph completely lost its marbles but I think it was around 23rd June 2016.
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is easily the scariest book I’ve ever read. The plausibility of the scenarios laid out is genuinely mind blowing but what really struck me is just how weird and alien AI is. Unless it can be grown to have human empathy and morality we might be fucked because somebody *is* going to build it.
Book cover for ‘if anyone builds it everyone dies’
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Popped back on facebook after pretty much abandoning it during Covid and my feed was almost completely made up of adverts and blatant rage bait from politics pages I don’t even follow. It felt like this……
The end scene of planet of the apes
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hugely relieved that Reform have launched a full internal inquiry to investigate whether everyone in Reform is a fine upstanding and law abiding citizen. I think we’ll finally get to the bottom of it once and for all and we can draw a line under it. Nice one, Nigel. Carry on.
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Do IKEA really want to be associated with this?
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is excellent.
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There's clearly so many stories here and the rot goes deep. It's imperative that this is brought out into the open and lessons are learned
A question from a reader and answer from Luke Harding about Russian interference in the brexit referendum
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Off to my usual cracking start
Absolute dogshit fantasy football team
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I mean, they may as well, right? The Express and Mail couldn't be any more apoplectic
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Zia Yusuf is a 'lethal electoral threat' in the same way I'm lethal in the 6 yard box despite my wife no longer letting me play football after I accidently kneecapped myself 15 years ago.
Zia Yusuf claiming he is a 'lethal electoral threat' and the Tory press is out to get him.
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I’m a grown man who still has occasional anxiety dreams about forgotten homework and missed assignments and the idea that I’ve got days worth of stuff to watch before Doomsday is quite off putting to be honest.
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I don't think I've ever been more put off a film by a single image. WTF is going on with that beard? www.theguardian.com/film/2026/au...
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Beatles film recreates iconic Abbey Road album cover
Social media footage this weekend revealed the cast of Sam Mendes’ four-film band biopic on the zebra crossing near the studio, posing for the famous image
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
No one is the bad guy in their own story so I have to wonder what their justifications are for being like this.
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I made a point on a political journalist’s post about how BBC 6 was becoming almost unlistenable because of it’s half hourly boat arrivals update and got a sarcastic response saying “yes the government should definitely *do* something about BBC6 music bulletins”. The issue is the culture, obviously
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Martin 📎🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️ @martinmto.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
We need to show rightwing newspapers that actions have consequences. Add your name: goodlawproject.org/s/abb8a1
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Jason Arday: Demand a public inquiry now | Good Law Project
Commission an immediate public inquiry into how to ensure a responsible press given its contribution to Dr Arday’s tragic death.
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Why do far right politicians think this is a clever thing to say? Vance has also said the same thing recently. Do they really think their supporters are that stupid that it's worth saying shit like this? www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...
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Benjamin Netanyahu describes UK as ‘first Islamic republic to get a nuclear weapon’
Israeli PM criticised by political rival for attacking an international ally and overseeing ‘horrific diplomatic failure’
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just had a Faragist reply to my post with some chippy nonsense and he has 'men's rights advocate' in his bio. Instant block.
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just listened to the news on the radio and the bit about the Clacton by-election had Farage getting more votes than in 2024 but he couldn't turn up to the count because of a threat. It didn't mention that the other main parties didn't field candidates and that Essex police denied there was a threat.
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What a complete tool "Once again it shows you the sheer intolerance, the sheer loss of fundamental democratic principles that those that went before us, fought in world wars, to fight for and preserve,” he said at a Farage Fest event in Essex, quoted by PA.
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If Bluesky are concerned about falling numbers they should probably not pull ridiculous shit like this
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Update: dickhead at the gym has an attachment for his phone which allows him to mount it on the gym equipment for a better angle for his video call. His headphones must also be quite good as he’s bellowing out his half of the chat. Legend
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Blatant lawfare. Heaven help us if these cunts ever get in. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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Richard Tice accused of ‘nasty tactics’ over legal threat to the Guardian
Reform deputy leader condemned for seeking disclosure of documents that could reveal reporter’s sources
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Wow. Just wow.
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A dickhead at the gym is managing to have a loud video chat and a half-arsed workout at the sand time. Fair play.
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is overdue
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Bart van Zwieten @bvzw.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Beautiful and very interesting topographic map of South America.
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If I remember rightly there was a pretty decent sized outrage about Craig being blonde so they may as well go nuts.
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Surely one of the most satisfying reveals in cinema? Perfect casting given a perfect introduction.
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Your Party polling at 0% is objectively fucking hilarious
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Couldn’t really be arsed so I thought I’d see if AI could help pick a fantasy football team. One of its picks for defence was Trent Alexander-Arnold who plays in Spain for Real Madrid. AI is an absolute crock of shit.
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Financial Times @financialtimes.com · 30/07/2026
European nations to boycott World Cup in protest at Fifa’s plans ft.trib.al/i7nDCBm
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European nations to boycott World Cup in protest at Fifa’s plans
Move by Uefa deals major blow to efforts to sell stake in new $20bn commercial venture
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Ha!
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
First impressions really are that important
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Martin Johnson @martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Aw hell no. Get in your stupid bellend rocket and fuck all the way off. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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Amazon founder Jeff Bezos in talks to join consortium seeking 30% stake in Liverpool
Amazon founder Jeff Bezos has held talks about joining the consortium that is seeking to buy around 30% of Liverpool
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