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I make stuff, and I bake stuff Will have a website in the future: martine.website

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Martine @martine.website · 07/04/2026
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Panel 1:
Rene holds up Horatio's corpse.
Rene: Horatio, you comedy genius!

Panel 2:
Oh, he's alive and pissed.
Rene: You're gonna be...
A STAR!Panel: 1
We are back in the bar, Ratty Sage is looking worried. Mratine is done with her story.
Mratine: So the moral is:
Your highschool bully will be successful in life and everybody loves him.

Panel 2:
Horatio's comedic timing is painful.
Drums: BA DUM TSSS
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Martine @martine.website · 07/04/2026
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Panel 1:
Mratine is sitting at the bottom of a staircase, Horatio is standing at the top of the stairs, flipping the bird.
Voice-over: Graduation couldn't come soon enough.

Panel 2:
Mratine is all grown up now, rolling outside at the speed of whatever a normal speed is.
Voice-over: We all grew up and moved on...

Panel 3:
Mratine spots a poster with Horatio's face of it. LAFF with HORATIO
Voice-over: ... until I saw his name on a poster.Panel 1:
A comedy club, a big comedy club.
Voice-over: I was curious, so I stopped by to check out his special.

Panel 2:
Horatio is standing on stage. No expression.
Voice-over: It was terrible.
Horatio: ...
Voice-over: He just stood there and had nothing to say.

Panel 3:
Mratine is leaving the club, the rats in the club are boo-ing Horatio.
Voice-over: I had to leave, couldn't watch anymore.
"How can he do anything wrong when he never says anything", people would always say to me.
It's pointless, he will never change.Panel 1: 
Horatio gets kicked out of the club, flying up.
Voice-over: Right when I was leaving, Horatio got kicked out.
To say it brought me no joy would be a lie.

Panel 2: 
Horatio is hitting the trashcan with a certain sound.
Horatio absolutely eating shit: BA DUM TSSS

Panel 3:
Horatio is passed out on the floor.
Voice-over: My joy was short-lived.
Voice from the dark: Heh-hehPanel 1:
Someone in the dark saw it all, he's clapping.

Panel 2:
Voice: That...

Panel 3:
Voice: ... was AMAZING!
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Martine @martine.website · 07/04/2026
Made a little comic about @renerighthere.bsky.social 's colleague. 🐀 🐀 🐀
Panel 1:
Ratty Sage and Mratine are sitting at the bar, even though it's in black and white, know that Sage's drink is coloured piss yellow.
Mratine: That goddamned rat.

Panel 2:
Close-up of Mratine sitting at the bar, holding her drink angrily. 
Mratine: Acting all high and mighty...

Panel 3:
Extreme close-up of Mratine's face.
Mratine: ... like his cheese never stinksPanel 1:
Ratty sage looks very sad, looking up at Mratine.
Sage: But... everybody loves him!

Panel 2:
Mratine squeezes her glass too tightly and breaks it.
Sage: Don't you think he's misunderst-
Mratine: YOU don't UNDERSTAND! We go way back!Panel 1:
Flashback to highschool, there's a class filled with cute rats. Mratine is way in the back of the class, clearly the main character.
Voice-over: High school feels like a lifetime ago, nothing too bad really.

Panel 2:
Close-up of Mratine sitting at a desk, bored.
Voice-over: Until one day, the teacher brought in a new student.

Panel 3:
The teacher is introducing the new student. She gestures at your worst nightmare.
Teacher: Everybody, meet Horatio.Panel 1:
Mratine is sitting at her desk, about to draw something. Not really paying attention.
Voice-over: At first, he seemed to be just the quiet kid.

Panel 2:
Sen is very happy to talk to their new friend, Horatio just stares. In his backpack there's a box of thumbtacks.
Voice-over: Too quiet.

Panel 3:
Mratine sees there's a thumbtack in her wheel.
Voice-over: Everybody just shrugged off the red flags.
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Martine @martine.website · 03/05/2025
#mayllennial doodle! 3 - Mixtapes 📻
A little hamster is dancing to his mixtape on top of a cassette radio
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Martine @martine.website · 01/05/2025
This month I will do a couple of #mayllennial doodles! 1 - N64 ⛄ In the 90s, a friend of mine had a N64 and we played snowboard kids together, I always picked to play as Nancy.
A drawing of Nancy from the N64 game called snowboard kids.
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Martine @martine.website · 22/04/2025
Also, I love jackdaws. (sorry about the little girl in the background, she made a scary noise 🦖)
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Martine @martine.website · 22/04/2025
Went to the zoo today, and did a little sketch of a yak.
Me holding up a sketch of a Yak (Bos Grunniens) in front of a black Yak in the zoo.
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Martine @martine.website · 03/04/2025
Sketched this one outside first and started over at home. #urbansketching
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Martine @martine.website · 02/04/2025
Photo!
Pen drawing of a floodgate or sluice, whatever it's called
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Martine @martine.website · 02/04/2025
I had the camera attached to my hat this time, it looks a bit wild. #urbansketching
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Martine @martine.website · 01/04/2025
Photo!
pendrawing of a teahouse with a raindrop in the middle
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Martine @martine.website · 01/04/2025
Teahouse! You can see it started to rain when I drew this. #urbansketching
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Martine @martine.website · 31/03/2025
Photo!!
pen drawing of a big fancy building
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Martine @martine.website · 31/03/2025
Another building, drawing buildings is fun! #urbansketching
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Martine @martine.website · 30/03/2025
Photo!
Pen and marker drawing of a building
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Martine @martine.website · 30/03/2025
Running out of timelapses, there's only a few left now. #urbansketching
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Martine @martine.website · 29/03/2025
Oops, screenshot!
Screenshot of the timelapse that shows a pendrawing of a bruna shop being drawn in an A4 sketchbook
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Martine @martine.website · 29/03/2025
It's another shop drawing! #urbansketching
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Martine @martine.website · 27/03/2025
Photo!!
Ink drawing of a church behind a house
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Martine @martine.website · 27/03/2025
So funny, the clock on this church hasn't worked for years and years. #urbansketching
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Martine @martine.website · 25/03/2025
almost forgot to post a photo!
a tinted charcoal drawing of a building with a tower
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Martine @martine.website · 25/03/2025
This building was complicated. #urbansketching
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Martine @martine.website · 23/03/2025
Bus stop photo!
tinted charcoal drawing of a person drawing at a bus stop.
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Martine @martine.website · 23/03/2025
Bus stop drawing! #urbansketching
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Martine @martine.website · 22/03/2025
Photo!!
A drawing of a house with a lush garden and a little boat in the river.
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Martine @martine.website · 22/03/2025
These people have a house AND a boat! #urbansketching
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Martine @martine.website · 21/03/2025
Photo!
Drawing of a building that says Antropia on it.
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Martine @martine.website · 21/03/2025
I drew another building, don't know what to say about it. #urbansketching
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Martine @martine.website · 20/03/2025
Screenshot this time
Pencil drawing of a shop
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Martine @martine.website · 20/03/2025
Drawing shops is so much fun! #urbansketching
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Martine @martine.website · 19/03/2025
Photo!
A tinted charcoal drawing of a park with statues, a person is drawing.
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Martine @martine.website · 19/03/2025
It's like an outdoor museum! #urbansketching
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Martine @martine.website · 18/03/2025
When I got home, I digitally painted this drawing! Some changes were made to make it look more like the real thing.
Tinted charcoal drawing of a Chinese restaurantFull colour digital painting of the same Chinese restaurant
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Martine @martine.website · 18/03/2025
They used to sell the tastiest Chinese food here. #urbansketching
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Martine @martine.website · 17/03/2025
Photo!
A drawing of people selling fish outdoors
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Martine @martine.website · 17/03/2025
They sell fish here, I don't eat fish. Just draw them. #urbansketching
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Martine @martine.website · 16/03/2025
Photo!!
Drawing of a little shop
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Martine @martine.website · 16/03/2025
This used to be a fruits and veggies shop, it's empty now. #urbansketching
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Martine @martine.website · 15/03/2025
Photo!
Tinted charcoal drawing of a water tower
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Martine @martine.website · 15/03/2025
Had to do some thumbnailing before getting started on the big drawing. #urbansketching
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Martine @martine.website · 12/03/2025
They just... sit there.
A charcoal drawing of a house in the background, but the statue in front steals the show. A dog and a person are sitting on the floor hugging their knees. They are also about 3 meters tall.
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Martine @martine.website · 12/03/2025
I like this statue in the foreground, it's fun! #urbansketching
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Martine @martine.website · 11/03/2025
Oops, photo!
Tinted charcoal drawing of a street with shops
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Martine @martine.website · 11/03/2025
Here's a street with shops, nothing too special. #urbansketching
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Martine @martine.website · 10/03/2025
This might be the first #urbansketching timelapse I've filmed.
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Martine @martine.website · 08/03/2025
Found a lot of timelapses on my instagram, let me post them here too! #urbansketching
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Martine @martine.website · 06/03/2025
Screenshot!
Screenshot of a pendrawing that's slightly out of focus.
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Martine @martine.website · 06/03/2025
Drew a little eatery that day, makes me hungry 🤭 #urbansketching
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Martine @martine.website · 05/03/2025
Screenshot!
Screenshot of the timelapse that shows me drawing an old street, pendrawing.
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Martine @martine.website · 05/03/2025
The oldest house in this street was built in the year 1500! #urbansketching
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