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Martin Dyer

@martincdyer.bsky.social
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Gloucester Rugby, golf and family. Oh, and I hate fucking zealots of any persuasion.

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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
www.theguardian.com/media/2026/o... @trumpwatch.skyfleet.blue #trump
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BBC asks judge to force Trump to sit for deposition as part of his $10bn lawsuit
BBC asks US federal judge to compel Trump’s lawyers to schedule deposition after his team canceled initial session
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Down the back of a sofa when looking for the TV remote.
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Kettle. Teapot. Black. Irony on steroids.
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
From which arse crack did you pluck that ‘9 point’ lie?
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Reminds one of Miss Piggy, but without the oomph or brains.
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hang Trump
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“I suggest they get a new leader who can make a deal because he could have made many deals and for some reason he never does” That’s because no deal was acceptable you orange halfwit.
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cunt.
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Please carry on Mr. Zelenskyy.
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is a stain on America that will take some washing off. The whole world knows which way the land lies.
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is irony, right?
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
America, fucking wake up. You have a cuckoo in the nest. It’s beyond time to rid yourself of this parasite.
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... @trumpwatch.skyfleet.blue #trump Is this isn’t final proof that Putin has kompromat on Trump, then I’ll eat my hat. How is this possible? I hope Zelenskyy bonbs the shit out of Russian oil refineries m.
theguardian.com
Zelenskyy furious as Trump announces deal to buy Russian diesel
President says deal essential to lower US fuel prices but move set to create fresh crisis with Ukraine and Nato allies
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She’s doing that Trump hand movement thing that Trump does when he lies.
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In a previous post I suggested that JD was fucking barking. I’d like to apologise to those of you that are fucking barking because this takes barking to a new level, way above the manosphere, into the Oort Cloud or as it’s now known - the Oortosphere, AKA light years away from intelligent life.
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My flabber has been gasted. Definitely going for Trump 3.0.
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Measles for one.
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is he saying that foreign students are getting all the shite, low paid jobs when they are studying and are therefore depriving resident Americans from doing the same said jobs? Is he fucking barking mad?
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It all makes sense now. These people see themselves in Donald Trump. They are all so fucking stupidly stupid.
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You’ve got two hopes of a Nobel prize. No hope and Bob Hope.
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It would appear that Mr. Dell has paid for cosmetic surgery and the results are probably not in line with his expectations.
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
JD will not be happy that Cruz is fluffing the orange one - the greasy pole is being scrambled.
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No, he’s a cunt.
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Those fucking seals in the background that are clapping to this horseshit. Where the fuck are their brains?
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Obvs no ‘an’
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This muppet went to an Yale?
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s not often that the most punchable face in US politics and the biggest brown-noser of all time are, in fact, the same person.
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#farage #reform #fartage WTF ……
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You are never going to see them together because one is up (allegedly) and the other will be burning for eternity.
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m not quite sure how an uncle passed on his ‘intelligence’ gene to Trump?
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All the charisma of a car crash or a death at a birthday party.
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Obviously registered blind.
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The only thing that Donald is fighting for is breath and to not soil his underpants.
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When in a hole stop fucking digging.
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yep, plaster, mouldings and dead servicemen can make the same news segment, but only in America!
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TBH it’s gone on far too long. Please, please, please don’t go on for much longer.
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just checked with chatGPT and intelligence is still in the list:
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That’s because he’s shat himself.
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story🤓
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Canada has a universal health care system. Are they a communist state? Stick to watching porn knobrot.
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah, the presidentess. Wouldn’t be surprised to find out that all of the shit that’s happened to date was the presidentess’s idea.
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Obviously twice removed🤪
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look, Putin is getting his arse kicked by Ukraine. How do you think it would go fighting all other European NATO armies at the same time?
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Confucius say that man who goes to bed with stiff problem in-hand wake-up with solution.
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
TBF fort does sound like Fairford. Not!! He’s just a dumb fuckwit that has the memory of a goldfish.
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There’s bollocks, complete bollocks, utter bollocks and Trump ‘SI’ bollocks
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Never listen to anyone with a haircut like Hannity’s
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Friends in high places?
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anybody with this kind of memory issue should be not allowed anywhere near government or even toilet cleaning.
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Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Personally I think Nimbus clouds are in fact hyper intelligent which as everyone knows is less than SI!
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