Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026www.theguardian.com/media/2026/o... @trumpwatch.skyfleet.blue #trumptheguardian.comBBC asks judge to force Trump to sit for deposition as part of his $10bn lawsuitBBC asks US federal judge to compel Trump’s lawyers to schedule deposition after his team canceled initial session 000
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Down the back of a sofa when looking for the TV remote. 000
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026From which arse crack did you pluck that ‘9 point’ lie? 000
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Reminds one of Miss Piggy, but without the oomph or brains. 020
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026“I suggest they get a new leader who can make a deal because he could have made many deals and for some reason he never does” That’s because no deal was acceptable you orange halfwit. 000
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026This is a stain on America that will take some washing off. The whole world knows which way the land lies. 000
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026America, fucking wake up. You have a cuckoo in the nest. It’s beyond time to rid yourself of this parasite. 020
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... @trumpwatch.skyfleet.blue #trump Is this isn’t final proof that Putin has kompromat on Trump, then I’ll eat my hat. How is this possible? I hope Zelenskyy bonbs the shit out of Russian oil refineries m.theguardian.comZelenskyy furious as Trump announces deal to buy Russian dieselPresident says deal essential to lower US fuel prices but move set to create fresh crisis with Ukraine and Nato allies 010
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026She’s doing that Trump hand movement thing that Trump does when he lies. 030
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026In a previous post I suggested that JD was fucking barking. I’d like to apologise to those of you that are fucking barking because this takes barking to a new level, way above the manosphere, into the Oort Cloud or as it’s now known - the Oortosphere, AKA light years away from intelligent life. 000
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My flabber has been gasted. Definitely going for Trump 3.0. 000
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Is he saying that foreign students are getting all the shite, low paid jobs when they are studying and are therefore depriving resident Americans from doing the same said jobs? Is he fucking barking mad? 020
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It all makes sense now. These people see themselves in Donald Trump. They are all so fucking stupidly stupid. 000
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You’ve got two hopes of a Nobel prize. No hope and Bob Hope. 000
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It would appear that Mr. Dell has paid for cosmetic surgery and the results are probably not in line with his expectations. 031
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026JD will not be happy that Cruz is fluffing the orange one - the greasy pole is being scrambled. 000
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Those fucking seals in the background that are clapping to this horseshit. Where the fuck are their brains? 000
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It’s not often that the most punchable face in US politics and the biggest brown-noser of all time are, in fact, the same person. 000
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You are never going to see them together because one is up (allegedly) and the other will be burning for eternity. 000
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m not quite sure how an uncle passed on his ‘intelligence’ gene to Trump? 030
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026All the charisma of a car crash or a death at a birthday party. 000
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The only thing that Donald is fighting for is breath and to not soil his underpants. 000
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yep, plaster, mouldings and dead servicemen can make the same news segment, but only in America! 083
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026TBH it’s gone on far too long. Please, please, please don’t go on for much longer. 010
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just checked with chatGPT and intelligence is still in the list: 010
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Never let the truth get in the way of a good story🤓 020
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Canada has a universal health care system. Are they a communist state? Stick to watching porn knobrot. 000
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ah, the presidentess. Wouldn’t be surprised to find out that all of the shit that’s happened to date was the presidentess’s idea. 000
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Look, Putin is getting his arse kicked by Ukraine. How do you think it would go fighting all other European NATO armies at the same time? 010
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Confucius say that man who goes to bed with stiff problem in-hand wake-up with solution. 000
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026TBF fort does sound like Fairford. Not!! He’s just a dumb fuckwit that has the memory of a goldfish. 170
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026There’s bollocks, complete bollocks, utter bollocks and Trump ‘SI’ bollocks 010
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Never listen to anyone with a haircut like Hannity’s 000
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Anybody with this kind of memory issue should be not allowed anywhere near government or even toilet cleaning. 000
Martin Dyer @martincdyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Personally I think Nimbus clouds are in fact hyper intelligent which as everyone knows is less than SI! 000