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Human Guinea Pig AU

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RetireAustralia. Time Magazine Person of the year 2006. I am not a complete Idiot (some parts are missing). **** Out of Cheese Error ****

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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 21/05/2026
My favourite is still ...
Roadside signf McDonalds, Yass, New South Wales. Sign reads "MYASS open 6 am".
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 13/05/2026
Bill is a bit undiscriminating... He loves everyone and assumes it's mutual !!!
Bill, who is an Rottweiller cross Staffy, looks at the cameraBill, who is an Rottweiller cross Staffy, looks at the camera
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 12/05/2026
Nurses have made my cancer diagnosis & treatment so much easier to handle. Their care, compassion & humour have made the last four years so much better than it could have been.
Thank you to all our nurses

For your compassion
For being there when it matters
For the care you give every caller
For your strength
For going above and beyond
For your dedication 
For making a difference 
For calm reassurance
For all that you do everyday

You're the heart of healthcare
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 06/05/2026
Cow Tools, Gary Larson. www.thefarside.com/2026/05/04/4
Gary Larson Cartoon "cow tools.
A cow standing on her hind legs, behind a table of implements. There is a 2 story barn on a hill in the background.
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 27/04/2026
Sixty-Five million years ago, when cows ruled the earth.
Gary Larson Cartoon. Depicts dinosaurs as cows. Title:
"Sixty-Five million years ago, when cows ruled the earth."
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 27/04/2026
On the other hand, people seem happier to see me lately.
Cartoon in New York magazine style. Death is lying on a therapist couch saying 'On the other hand, people seem happier to see me lately.'
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 26/04/2026
Yuri Gagarin's Gagarin _ Vostok R-7 rocket launch. First man launched in a rocket and first man in space, Baikonur, April 12, 1961
Vostok R-7 rocket launch, First man launched in a rocket and first man in space, Baikonur, April 12, 1961
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 17/04/2026
A printed sign reading "Dog Library", along with the instructions " take a stick, leave a stick".
A printed sign reading "Dog Library", along with the instructions " take a stick, leave a stick".
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 15/04/2026
Bill is a male Rottweiller X Staffordshire Bull Terrier dog. He is dark brown with a white blaze on his chest.

He has struck a regal pose, looking directly down the camera lens.
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 09/04/2026
Cat lying on a yellow cushion in an egg shaped basket. The basket is white plastic, and the only opening is an egg shaped cut in the side.
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 08/04/2026
Supertrain
Advert for first episode, new series, TV show Supertrain.
Starring Abe Vigoda, Lyle Wagner, Zsa Zsa Gabor and Peter Lawford.
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 07/04/2026
Bill the Staffy Cross dog getting cuddles Bill the Staffy Cross dog staring down the camera lens
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 28/03/2026
There it is again … a feeling that in a past life I was someone named Shirley MacLaine. Gary Larson, The Farside
Two Lizards in a desert. One says to the other "There it is again … a feeling that in a past life I was someone named Shirley MacLaine."

Gary Larson, The Farside
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 26/03/2026
Gary Larson, The Far Side comic, title "The Plankton Lobby" 

Shows multiple individual krill with placards saying
"Kill The Whales",
"Make Whales Extinct",
"Whales Must Go",
"No More Whales",
"Waste The Whales"
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 23/03/2026
I find this list of udm= parameters for google search usefull as well.
udm= parameters in Google URLs
2 -images

6 learn -

videos 7 -

12 -news

14 web -

15 -things to do

18 forum -

28 -shopping

36 books -

37 -products

38 -videos (exact?)

39 short videos -

44 -visual matches (images?)

48 exact matches -

50 ai mode -

51 -homework

56 cleaner results without extra flair
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 24/01/2026
I need to change my time line ...
Pyramid of needs that goes
- Food & Water
- Shelter
- Sleep
- Watching short-form videos where guys get nailed in the 'nads
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 02/01/2026
OK, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
Book cover of "The Truth", a Discworld Novel by Terry Pratchett
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 31/12/2025
You can learn a lot about a person based on who their favorite muppet is
Waldorf and Statler, heckling from their box
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 30/12/2025
My #GoodreadYearInBooks
My #GoodreadYearInBooks
59 books read
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 29/12/2025
Hot Cross buns, on sale at woolworths - December29
Hot Cross Buns, on sale at Woolworths, December 29
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 14/11/2025
Lord Ian Botham OBE, presented by Healthier Illawarra Me
Lord Ian Botham OBE, presented by Healthier Illawarra Me
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 15/10/2025
Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views

Me: Holy shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes?

Con: LOL no...no not those views

Me: So....deregulation?

Con: Haha no not those views either

Me: Which views, exactly?

Con: Oh, you know the ones
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 10/10/2025
McDonalds sign outside Yass, Australia.
Can be read as My ass
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 24/09/2025
What if there was a rapture and ALL OF US were denied entry ? (Although if a rapture did occur, I'd miss my best boy)
Bill the dog (Rottweiller x Staffy) looking face on to the camera
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 24/09/2025
The United Nations correspondent for Associated Press, Farnoush Amiri, reported a) someone from the president’s party who ran ahead of him inadvertently triggered the stop mechanism on the escalator, and b) The White House was operating the teleprompter for Trump.”
The United Nations correspondent for the Associated Press, Farnoush Amiri, tweeted that “[a] UN official said the UN understands that someone from the president’s party who ran ahead of him inadvertently triggered the stop mechanism on the escalator. The official, speaking on condition of anonymity, said the White House was operating the teleprompter for Trump.”
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 03/09/2025
Apparently, 2010 was 16 years ago, not 15 years ago.
Gemini AI response to
"Was 2010 15 years ago"

"No. 2010 was 16 years ago, not 15 years ago"
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 03/09/2025
I got an even worse example ... two different answers to a similar question.
Gemini AI response to
"is 2010 15 years ago"

No, 2010 was 16 years ago, not 15 years ago, from the current date of September 3, 2025.
To find out how many years ago 2010 was, you subtract the earlier year from the current year.
* Current year: 2025
* Target year: 2010
* Difference: 2025b- 2010 = 15 years
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 23/08/2025
Wish You Were Here. Ronnie Rondell Jr dead at 88. www.smh.com.au/culture/musi...
Pink Floyd's "Wish You Were Here" album cover. Two businessmen shaking hands, one in flames.
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 03/08/2025
GOP wants you to buy an old Russian car
Screenshot from Twitter. User @GOP has posted a picture of the president with a message about “making automobiles great again” and then choosing an old Soviet-era Lada as the car to show behind him.
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 25/05/2025
All the Little Angel, rise up, rise up #Glorious25th #Pratchett
Truth, Justice, Freedom

Reasonably Priced Love

And A Hard-Boiled Egg
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 13/05/2025
What’s a movie you think nobody but you and a handful of people have heard of, that you think is a fantastic film?
Movie Poster for "black snake moan", starring Samuel L. Jackson, Justin Timberlake, Christina Ricci.

A blues guitarist, abandoned by his wife, tries to redeem the soul of a girl addicted to sex in a rural town.
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 12/04/2025
What is DJT really after ? The Toddler-in-Chief obviously doesn't even care why he's talked about. The only thing worse would not to be talked about. H/T pc.blogspot.com/2025/04/what...
Graph from Google trends for Trump, showing spikes in searches in 2024 and 2025
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 17/03/2025
I know it's not the right meme, but I happened to have it on my phone ... (Context was a friend with a new contract in Canberra)
Tweet reads
"If your new tech job gives you a:
- Dell laptop; you have 3 warnings before you get fired,
- MacBook; your job is safe if the next funding round comes in,
- Lenovo Thinkpad; You're probably going to spend 28 years there"
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 28/11/2024
WKRP in Cincinnati poster.
Featuring turkeys being 'released' from helicopter.
WKRP as God as My Witness, I Thought Turkeys Could Fly.
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 28/11/2024
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.
Bill the dog, brown Rottweiler / Staffy X, fallen asleep on the couch
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 27/11/2024
Got bored and was reading up about robots.txt - found this fun comment in Marriott.com/robots.txt
Marriott SEO
Ascii Art included in comments of  marriot.com/robots.txt
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 23/11/2024
Lovely card from my walking group. I have a tube up my nose which makes me look like a deformed elephant.
Photo of me in hospital, holding a get well card from my walking group. I have a tube up my nose which makes me look like a deformed elephant.
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 13/11/2024
Bill concurs
Bill the dog, Rottweiler / Staffy cross, face on to camera.
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 23/10/2024
www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1961...
Peanuts Comic Strip for November 20 1961. See link.
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 18/10/2024
Also, check out the ECKO series of books (amongst her other work). An excellent 3 part series.
Cover of "ECKO Burning" by Danie Ware.
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 13/10/2024
Bill the dog (Rottweiller / Staffy cross) is enjoying Mum's seat
Bill the dog (Rottweiller / Staffy cross) is enjoying Mum's seat
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 11/10/2024
The "How do you do, fellow kids" meme
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 11/10/2024
"My baby's so vain she is almost a mirror, And the sound of her brings a permanent shiver to my spiiiine ..." Saw the Fabulous Caprettos at Anita's Theatre last night. Dave Gleason, Russell Morris, Jack Jones, Ray Thistlewaite ... Brilliant show, Excellent venue.
Dave GleasonRussell MorrisJack JonesRay Thistlewaite
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 08/10/2024
And why aren't I getting any ?
Bill is a brown Staffy / Rottweiller dog. He is ignoring his full food bowl and waiting to have some of what I have.
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 29/09/2024
Cleaning house (long story) and found two of these. One from 1986, one from 1991.
IBM 3270 keyboard, top down view of keysIBM 3270 keyboard, showing serial numbers and manufacture date of 22OCT86
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 02/09/2024
That's a phrase (and image) I hadn't thought about in a long time ...
The twitter fail whale; A cartoon of a smiling whale, supended from 8 red birds, over water
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 30/08/2024
Bill. 3 yr old rescue dog. Rottweiller / Staffy x
Bill the 3 yr old rescue dog, on his favourite bean bag. Rottweiller / Staffy cross.Bill the dog on 'his" couch. 3 yr old rescue dog. Rottweiller / Staffy cross.
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 27/05/2024
#VeteransDay
Cartoon from DaveGranlund.com 
Donald Trump "I served ... Myself", wearing battle medallion commemorating 5 deferments from Vietnam war
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 10/04/2024
Even elder elders used IBM 402 plug boards upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co... en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plugboard
IBM 402 accounting machine control panel wiring. This board was labeled "profit & loss summary." Via wikipidedia
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Human Guinea Pig AU @martin-english.com · 29/01/2024
Bill says Hi (from Australia)
Me holding Bill the dog. Bill is a Staffordshire / Rottweiler cross. I am a white CIS male.
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