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@marteani.bsky.social
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teΔ connoisseur, monsters, owls, artist, she/her Marteani.art

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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I will never not be mad about that.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Remember this? This cost $950,000 and had to be thrown away because it kept showing footage of Baltimore, a city whose cops are so bad they made TWO SHOWS about it! It's 1.52 times the amount of money HourCar needs, and it was basically burned. Call your reps. www.startribune.com/minneapolis-...
startribune.com
Minneapolis posted a police recruitment ad. But the ad showed another city.
The commercial, part of the city’s $950K marketing campaign, has been reposted with a clip showing a south Minneapolis intersection.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This gap is less than it cost the mayor to put a bounce house in the warehouse district for a summer. This is 1/33 the cost of MPS's surprise overtime. They renovated Target Center in part by making us, the citizens, pay $74 million via a sales tax. WE. HAVE. MONEY. We can spend it in better places
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Call your officials. Tag them on bluesky if they're active (hey @sorenwithward8.bsky.social ). Hourcar lets people who occasionally need a car use one without the huge investment actually owning a car involves. This is an actual, local, community service! The city could help maintain this.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
FOLD THIS INTO METRO TRANSIT. We lost Nice Ride and are now beset with discarded ebikes on narrow sidewalks. Micro Transit is not city wide so we're stuck with the gig economy and out of state venture capital companies. We can have better options if we invest public infrastructure in them.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've been tooling around to learn dev skills and EVERY process video is hideous GeoCities green surfaces in low poly block environments before, eventually, looking beautiful. Build a functional entertaining game, test the hell out of it, before committing to the wallpaper and vfx. Not here though.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
These prompt slop systems always emphasize how incredible your game will appear, immediately, without any work or thought. The first thing it tells you is what to buy, just a list of assets one click away. How is this fundamentally different from an asset flip? It's faster?
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh my god yes
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cadbury week would be brilliant. Embrace your overly sweet chocolate treat. Hide them in weird places. Make Paul wear bunny ears.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I maintain most of those are just slightly flatter cake.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I still need to come up with so much money for property tax. Garnish the mayor's wages to pay for all that police overtime, I am not making Picasso money.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Solidarity knee wobble.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Laundry quarters urn.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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When My Doctor Tells Me To Work Out More
Alt: Alfred Hitchcock using a guillotine to do lat pulldowns. Getting swoll threateningly.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I still weep that when Blue Cross pulled out of Nice Ride, the city just let it die instead of folding it into Metro Transit. Imagine the city we could have if Metro Transit were invested not just in building bike infrastructure, but adding bikes to use that infrastructure.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm making a horror comic kind of about bats (but really about city infrastructure and public health), so I want to assure people: I love bats. Bats are amazing, cool, useful creatures that come in many varieties. They are ALL adorable, even the ones with scrunched up faces. Just don't touch them.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Doing yoga this month to try and keep the artist's hunch at bay. I feel terrible/great.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I will require updates.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Absolutel madness.
Photo of my tablet screen with many, many little bats drawn in black and white, dl crawling all over the place.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ONE. BAT. LEFT.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me, comparing drugs not by brand or price, but by the little "actual size" picture on the boxes. No picture? Red flag, giant pills, do not approach.
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evan dahm @evandahm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i dislike the whole project but his paintings have always overwhelmingly struck me as NAIVE in a way that he doesnt seem to intend-- he's treating the illo as lowbrow and authorless and making a joke of putting it into Fine Art, but all i can see is man this fucker had no grasp of drawing at all lol
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Since I can't draw tonight, finally going over this contract. You'd think since I spend a lot of time reading legal docs & depositions, I wouldn't hate this. But I do. I'll still do it though, because YOU should read all your contracts. And if you though you saw a typo, no you didn't.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Unfortunately there's no exercise or training regime that counteracts the fact that 3 generations of my family have arthritis and it's not going to skip me.
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Ryan Kelly @ryankelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I got my comps for EC Comics Cruel Kingdom and they look great! Really nice production quality on these and Oni Press has been great to work with. I’ll have a few at my FallCon table and i’m giving a few to patrons. Give them a look at your comic shop.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Realizing I could cut a sleeve down however far I want has made for a very breezy summer.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Resist the urge the diagnose people. Especially strangers. It is genuinely off-putting to do/say/express something and then some dipshit throws in their search engine medical opinion. Sometimes people are just who they are, not everything is a symptom.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love that song from Cabernet. Menhir.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bruh you can do that with any men's shirt that is too boxy and suddenly you have a very sexy muscle T. Cut them sleeves down to the waist.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is Nokomis. Someday I will bike around all the lakes.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
30 bats down, 150 to go.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ok this is way better. The idea of bats to the actually of bats.
Same as the quoted picture but the bats have been redrawn into more distinct bat shapes, with fluffy white bodies and black wings and faces.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sometimes I take a good picture.
Blue and gold sunset over a lake, framed by the shadows of black trees.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thank you. Blessings upon you house and werewolves. 🙏
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ghost Stories of an Antiquary, MR James The Willows, T Kingfisher The Library at Mount Char, Scott Hawkins
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Imagine throwing that much money at a project with the same fundamental problems as a Call of Duty lobby.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*synthesized error.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have been using "synthesized" or "malefaction." That latter attributes malice, but I attribute malice to the people designing these systems, which means the results of those systems produce malice.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hell yeah man. I just started mine too.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It just keeps happening.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I once took a teep so hard when sparring, my thigh had five individual toe-shaped bruises. Just my thigh, which is used to getting beat up, but... You really got to protect areas you're sensitive about. Sometimes you gotta learn that the hard way.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every time he taps his head and talks about the little grey cells.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I like that people post so many cat pics because I'm too allergic to have a cat even though I would bury myself in kittens if given the chance. Let me vicariously enjoy them.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Alexis Rose's Boop Moment
Alt: Alexis Rose's Booping something through a computer screen. Sometime adorable probably.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've been making perfect like autumnal boats by stuffing delicatas with fennel sausage and cheese.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There's one in my neighborhood who uses my yard as a thoroughfare. She saunters through, LEASURELY, even if I'm gardening, before hopping the fence. Get them bugs, lil momma.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You don't make people "less auto dependant" by shifting which auto they're dependant on. This is still a car, but controlled by a company who can change its parameters on a whim. Encourage things like Metro Micro, not private, single user taxis. www.metrotransit.org/metro-micro/...
metrotransit.org
Metro Transit - Micro
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Precious. Delicious. Lamb Cake for non-Catholics.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So regal.
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He has started kicking and stamping his feet to emphasize his point, I am begging you to leave this coffee shop immediately.
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