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mars sir catsalot

@marstheog.bsky.social
32 followers 47 following 31 posts

hi im mars my favourite colour is orange and i have a fish and my mom said she doesn't like you

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mars sir catsalot @marstheog.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
put my balls in your mouth like i’m alvin you’re the chipmunk
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mars sir catsalot @marstheog.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
i need me a buxom maid to shake me up like a piggy bank and dangle me like a chandelier as my caseify wallets fall out of my pockets like hard rocks
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mars sir catsalot @marstheog.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
still looking for a caring goth gf with the prostate the size of a bowling ball
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mars sir catsalot @marstheog.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
merry christmas i cant wait to see santa dunk himself into my XXL stockings
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mars sir catsalot @marstheog.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
i cant resist mayonnaise i must dig with spoon mouth now…
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mars sir catsalot @marstheog.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
POv:
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mars sir catsalot @marstheog.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
top right is the physical embodiment of my mental state as i wake up at 5 am to go to work
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mars sir catsalot @marstheog.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
i cant wear thongs my monkey can't handle the pressure
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mars sir catsalot @marstheog.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
If YOU can't make that ass clap like a round of applause, I don't know what will.
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mars sir catsalot @marstheog.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
just spent $21 for a beer, half a lap dance, and a fist in my god-given mouth
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mars sir catsalot @marstheog.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
i lowk wrote the note woops!
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mars sir catsalot @marstheog.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
boy fucker donald comes home to boy preggo biden for his seventh raw fucking of the week
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mars sir catsalot @marstheog.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
gta 5 loading screen girl inflation rule 34 beach bikini girl hot sexy
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mars sir catsalot @marstheog.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
walter be like jesse wheres the other one where are they jesse: its pronouns yo
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mars sir catsalot @marstheog.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
autistic kid tries joining the dream blunt rotation but brings his mom to the stoner cave, but mom lowk hit that shit different so dream blunt rotation fw him
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mars sir catsalot @marstheog.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
so many stacks i thought it was discord
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mars sir catsalot @marstheog.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Like and Repost For A DUMPY HOUR CHECK !!! Make Sure To Also Head to The Bio to Buy A FREE $20 DUMP MACHINE That Makes Your OWN Dumps !! BUY ONE GET IT FREE I AM THE ANGRY DUMP MAN
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mars sir catsalot @marstheog.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
just exhumed several macroparticles of fart on my bus seat to warm it up for this nice old lady
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LiterallyXP @literallyxp.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
new video soon
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mars sir catsalot @marstheog.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
scientists still trying to figure out the tip of a butthole
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mars sir catsalot @marstheog.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
TYLER IS TOURING IN MY AREA aand its all over my screen
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mars sir catsalot @marstheog.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
i love my friends and their mothers
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mars sir catsalot @marstheog.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
parapalegic polio-survivor said he’d fuck me up, this is why i quit being ableist too many sweats
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mars sir catsalot @marstheog.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
one meal a day and im a beef fucker
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mars sir catsalot @marstheog.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
tyler drop got me a zimbabwean citizenship
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mars sir catsalot @marstheog.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
when i get sent to the pearly gates i pray
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mars sir catsalot @marstheog.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
high as hell i turn on fnf and let it bip bop bap me
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mars sir catsalot @marstheog.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
just made a lever, shit a handle
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