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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥

@marshscarecrow.bsky.social
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Gen-X’er with ZERO fucks left (from precious few to begin with.) I’m not an Atheist. I’m Atheish. If I offend you, and you’re not MAGA, you’re looking way too hard for something to take personally. Seriously: save it for the actual assholes. Ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈 ⚥

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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 1m
Yeah… “I like him because he says what he means” clearly means something different than “he says what he means” because obviously if he did they wouldn’t have to explain him on the regular… Exhausting.
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 4m
Toxic Joe Isuzu and Justice Fratboy McBeerbong can set their beers on it like a shelf.
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 7m
Hatred is such a drain. I wish these people could just realize that when you stop worrying about people who are different than you life is WAY easier. If they want me to keep my hair and nails to myself, they’re gonna need to keep their bigotry to themselves. And since they don’t have to…
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Rose Atkins in Wentworth: 'Neither Do I'
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 1h
We also have an Artificial President. But the full diaper is absolutely real…
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 1h
There’s no bottom. You begin to fall, and you start to pass lighter people and eventually pass them again. It’s weird…
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 1h
Oh. There must be an important election there. Can’t he just run the greatest hits reel and talk about pets being eaten? “They’re STILL eating…”
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 1h
Scientifically speaking, feeding a narcissist means you’re eventually going to run out of food. And then you’re dealing with a pissed off narcissist. And in this case, one who will have you murdered because you didn’t feed him enough.
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 3h
This surprises you?
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 6h
“What’s your favorite made-up definition to pander to the less intelligent people who are in your cult—“ “Hey! They’re listening!” “Oh, no, it’s ok. I used words that they couldn’t possibly understand. In fact, they think I mean Asian Bears.” “Oh. Well, in THAT case…”
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 6h
I voted yesterday. Every time I do these days I wonder if it’ll be the last time. Won’t be long now before we know.
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 6h
Ya think?
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 6h
Yeah! Another lawsuit. Finally. If I have said it once, I have said it a thousand times: ONE MORE LAWSUIT might be just the ticket to making them see that what they’re doing is wrong. This might be the one that turns it all around.
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Justin Timberlake's Blank Stare
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 6h
Ah. Finally. The actual agenda comes out in plain language. “Look! We’re just trying to make the world a better place. …for the right kinda people.” White men need to be the minority until they can prove they can play nicely with others.
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 7h
Well, I’m disappointed (but not at all surprised) to report that the Ammosexual Movement is still chock-full-o-nuts just like always. The precursor to MAGA is the NRA. I would like to suggest a new slogan: “The NRA: Making guns the gateway drug to organized hate since 1871.”
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 16h
Here’s hoping for an easy go of it.
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 17h
It is done.
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I Voted Button with Lucas & Friends
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 23h
Trump killed the United States.
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ah yes. The old “do what I want you to do for me today, and when I bend you over and give it to you until you pass out, I’ll probably think about considering bringing lube…”
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Has he had his testosterone checked lately?
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Appalachian Blue @republicofcascadia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ah yes. Completely normal talk from a functioning adult. Nothing to see here. Meanwhile… “The president didn’t mean ‘bad things’ in a harmful way. He meant putting ‘kick me’ signs on their backs. Harmless stuff! He wouldn’t harm a fly.” “What about Cali?” “…mosquitoes are different.”
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Blame Biden.” “I dunno, that may be played out.” “Yeah…any way we can blame a Democrat AND infuse some racism?” “…OH yeah. Hold my beer.”
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I knew this before 2016. Jesus, keep up.
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not only is he a coward and a liar, he’s a PATHETIC coward and liar.
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not a trans person. Gee. Color me shocked. /s
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not just them…
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quiltersblock.bsky.social @quiltersblock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He wasn’t imprisoned on January 7th 2021 because WE ARE FUCKING COMPLACENT. Normal is NEVER coming back. Frankly, a “normal” that could lead us here isn’t worth going back to anyway.
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He’s going to play HAVOC with the midterms. There is ZERO reason to believe otherwise. What are we doing? Treating the election like it’s NORMAL and assuming the voters wishes will be represented. They WON’T. What’s being done? People are being told to vote like it’s normal. IT’S NOT.
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Complacency = being willing to play along “until the conditions are just right…” Every time the standard of decency is lowered because Dementia Diaper Don says that our country sucks it’s complacency. He called on Cali to be BOMBED. NUKED. Aaaaaannnnnnd? NOTHING. Complacency.
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You nailed it. “Unless we are complacent.” Spoiler alert: we’re so desperate for a return to “normal” that we’re pretending that this is just a “phase” and everything will be fine “once he’s gone.” But nobody’s willing to follow the process to get it done because he might tweet something mean.
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Cowards Pampinea
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The people this is actually trying to appeal to don’t care. There’s no way to make them understand because they’re incapable. These are people that will vote themselves into the grave and call it patriotic PROVIDED that whichever minority they hate most dies first and worse. We are devolving.
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Transgender people are PEOPLE. That’s all there is to it.
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Trans Joy Is Resistance Transgender
Alt: Trans Joy Is Resistance Transgender
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There’s a [shit] storm coming.
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah. And let’s not forget that the other guy in the tape was actually held to a higher standard of decency and was FIRED as a TV host. At the time, NBC had higher standards of integrity than most of the citizens of the country. Good times.
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ah yes. The 233rd sign that something might’ve been amiss. If only we could have been ABSOLUTELY sure…
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Girl's Expression: Tight Smile to Wide Smile
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He’s still destroying us from within so apparently we’re all pretty stupid.
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The things that apparently made the Constitution actually work were honor and dignity. We haven’t had either since the golden elevator bullshit (before, really,) and we ain’t gettin’ it back.
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Democracy, or whatever the hell we had that we called a Democracy DIED at some point during the pandemic. We’re just now seeing the results. So how about we don’t go back to a system that’s so clearly broken that we can end up here. TWICE. Burn it down and start over.
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dear MAGA, 👇 You're not “enlightened… You're not a “patriot”… You’re not “special”… You just got conned! And, honestly it’s embarrassing. You’re. Actually. Quite. Stupid. 😎🇺🇸✨
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Even they can see that the Emperor has no clothes.
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not only did he stop WW3, he single-handedly fought it (on both sides!) and because of his Military Genius had to declare it a draw, because nobody can outwit General Piggy vonRictus on any battlefield anywhere. A lot of very smart people have said this, it’s true…
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ununited States. Hmmmm. Just Friends States On A Break States Strong, Independent States That Don’t Need No Man Altered States (weed is legal, there…) I’m Working On Myself States It’s Not You It’s Me States We’ve Grown Apart States We Should See Other People States
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love your grandmother. 😂😂😂
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey gramps. To your face. Real talk. You’re an enabling, racist, horrible excuse for a human being and there’s not a Hell deep enough for you and your hypocrisy. There. You must’ve really appreciated that, huh?
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Girl, good for you for having the strength to put up with that shit for this long. My list got lost a long time ago…
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Brooklyn99: Terry Jeffords in Paper Pile
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You think his supporters will see an attack on the transgender community, or one of its members as “depravity??” Do you need a wellness check? Is this a prearranged code? Been hacked?
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David Rose's WTF Reaction
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Never dissipate, huh? That must be rough. Good for you for deciding that you’ve done your time. I am so glad you can choose to do that. Meanwhile. Transgender people? They don’t get to choose. Minorities? Same. They have to live in fear because they’re alive. All this, I guess, to say FUCK YOU.
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Transgender Pride Flag Waving
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Anne Hathaway in The Hustle: Agreed
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dear Alexey Newland— You’re a fucking prick. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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