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MarsAdvent

@marsadvent.bsky.social
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18+ Excessively horny yet socially anxious Seattle gaymer, kinkster, dungeon master (before you ask which kind, the answer is yes). Lover of music, horror, fantasy, game nights, and social nudity. Avid astrologer, tarot reader, meditator, and musician

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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Confession: I've been high key curious about Vampire: the Masquerade since I was a cringey little goth-adjacent teenager reading Anne Rice for the first time. Do I dare pick up a rulebook and see if I can't add another ttrpg to my repertoire?
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Adrian-o-grapher @adrianographer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy full mean-girl alchemist day Full metal mean girls?
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Birthday is drawing near, and it's kind of just a reminder of yet another year with no friends, no intimacy, no real human interaction, no leaving home beyond going to the grocery store, and the world being ravaged by asshats. If the gods are kind, they'd put me out of my misery while I sleep
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Where does one apply to be a recipient for the golden retriever-energy bottom distribution service? I can provide character references and proof of responsible himbo care
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
So, less than stellar news: I'm still alive, it would seem. Slightly better news: for the first time, I was physically able to size up my pear gauge for foreskin restoration. I genuinely didn't have enough slack to even begin trying to fit this previously, so that's something
Mars standing nude with a larger-model pear gauge stretching their burgeoning foreskin. Well, probably more like a two-and-a-half or threeskin at this point, but progress is progress!A closer look at the gauge, sitting on Mars' glans, covered and held in place by the shaft skin it is helping to stretch, creating a facsimile foreskin
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The yearning to be deleted so completely and perfectly that it's as though I never existed is strong this evening. Just wipe me from the face of the Earth and from the memory of anyone who's ever known me, that would be such a kindness
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It never fails that when someone finally messages me on the apps, they bring up penetrative sex right out the gate, so I have to explain that I'm demi and while I gladly trade handies and oral like nice-to-meet-you handshakes, I need connection for anything more. And I never hear from them again.
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
In German, we don't say "grower" or "shower", we say BLOOD PENIS OR FLESH PENIS, and I think that's beautiful 🥰
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Been a minute since I've contributed to the FCF festivities
A nude person with a metal ball stretcher, their cock soft and their pose relaxedA nude person with a metal ball stretcher, looking at the camera and exposing one armpit, their cock now sporting a semi A nude person with a metal ball stretcher, looking at the camera, their cock now erect and throbbing
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Making some props and clues for tonight's D&D session! We've got a murder mystery on our hands, and I might be having a bit of fun with it
A collection of poorly-made props on a table next to a D&D battle mat. Among them are an amber glass bottle stuffed with a white cloth stained by blue powder, a message sealed with a blob of plain white wax, a crumpled advertisement for a fortune teller, a heavily redacted witness statement, and a crime report.
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Taking applications for a good cumdump, if you know anyone who'd be interested in the position
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
🌍↩️🤛🔗
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Who wants to take my toy's place this hump day? Feel free to show me what I could be humping instead
POV shot looking down on MarsAdvent's erect dick standing out from a dark bush, just before it enters a silicone ass-shaped fuck toy. Their hand is gripping one of the ass cheeks, veins standing out on their hand and forearmA different angle showing MarsAdvent's torso and cock as the kneel with legs spread, their hand gripping the ass-shaped sex toy just before fucking it. A large crow tattoo covers their chest and a tattoo of the tree of life is visible on their upper arm
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Making progress on my little doodle of Riz Gukgak from Fantasy High. Not great progress, mind you, but compared with things I made a handful of months ago, I at least feel as though I'm learning a bit.
An incredibly poorly-done and extremely rough work-in-progress painting of the hard-boiled goblin private investigator Riz Gukgak, a character from Dimension 20's Fantasy High series. He wears a shirt and tie, a flat cap, and a suspicious expression. On the wall behind him is what will eventually be a cork board with pinned clues and papers connected by a web of yarn, as every good private investigator has.
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
My property manager started the annual fire alarm inspection hours late. The tranqs I gave my three severely anxious cats in anticipation of a timely test this morning have long since worn off. They're running like Satan himself is after them, leaving a Hansel and Gretel trail of piss on everything
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Man pretends to drink bleach
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Been rewatching Fantasy High with the husband, and started a DIP (doodle-in-progress) of Solace's greatest licensed private investigator, Riz Gukgak
An incredibly poorly-done and extremely rough greyscale work-in-progress of the hard-boiled goblin private investigator Riz Gukgak, a character from Dimension 20's Fantasy High series. He wears a shirt and tie, a flat cap, and a suspicious expression. On the wall behind him is what will eventually be a cork board with pinned clues and papers connected by a web of yarn, as every good private investigator has.
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Heading out for my quarterly testing. Remember to not only be an ethical slut, but a responsible one, too!
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
A sneak peek at my progress so far on my DnD party's paladin and his hog. He's not the brightest, but he makes up for it with enthusiasm!
A poorly-done digital painting of a nude minotaur sitting on a wooden crate, legs spread to reveal a hefty uncut cock with a PA piercing and the foreskin rolled back to expose the pink head. He has a light dusting of pubes and chest hair, and the fur on his muzzle is styled to be reminiscent of a mustache. His ears and nose are pierced with gold rings matching his PA.
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
My husband signed me up for back-to-back social events this weekend. I am going to spend the rest of the week dreading this, am going to want to die the entire time, and am going to head into next week fully drained and without a chance to recharge. Please, gods, end me now
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I upgraded my drawing tablet, and my d&d group just happened to request a sketch of our minotaur paladin showing hog during our last session. The stars have truly aligned for this moment
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
My doctor just asked if I'd be interested in switching over to the twice yearly injectable PrEP option instead of daily pills. Happy pride!
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Will @xfullofstarsx.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Small Cocks 🤤 Big Cocks 🤤 Medium Cocks 🤤 Uncut Cocks 🤤 Cut Cocks 🤤 Friends Cocks 🤤🤤🤤
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
After being confronted with the reality that I was using alcohol in some significantly unhealthy ways to try and cope with/escape from both my own social anxiety and the general shitstorm of current events, I've been alcohol-free for 63 days.
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Horny Forgi @horny.forgi.cc · 18/05/2026
Life is short Cum in your friends
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Anyone else spending this mcm contemplating the double-bind of yearning for deeply authentic human connection while simultaneously being held fast by the intrinsic fear of being perceived, judged, and ultimately found wanting?
A black and white image of a person staring longingly out a window, head resting pensively on their hand, brow slightly furrowed as though lost in thought or concern.
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Taking applications for a good cumdump, if you know anyone who'd be interested in the position
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Just pulled a batch of malted milk chocolate chip weed cookies out of the oven! They spread more than I would have liked (I was impatient and didn't chill the dough as long as I should have), buuut malted milk + chocolate + weed, so I'm happy
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Finally have a phone with a working camera again! Merry scs to all who celebrate!
A person taking a bathroom mirror nude, the tip of their their cock juuuust barely out of frame
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Nick @nicktyde.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
#fcf reminder
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JJ 🏳️‍🌈 @johnjohn.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Absolutely crazy what that does to me
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Anyone have decent recommendations for learning art? I've been trying to teach myself with books and youtube, but I feel like I would benefit from something with more structure and scaffolding, something with a clear roadmap
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Welp. My job just introduced the AI bullshit they're probably going to be replacing 95% of my team with, so that's super fun. On the bright side, they agreed to pay for an ethical hacking/pentesting certification program I've been looking at as professional development
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Frobisher & Clay @frobisherandclay.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I think the main thing keeping me from actually being a slut is just confidence and that I go to bed early. If I was full of self love and left my apartment I’d be up in everyone’s guts all the time
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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Happy Earth Day.
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Man, craving human connection and intimacy while being an anxious mess utterly horrified by people and being perceived in general kinda sucks. Wtf am I supposed to do with this? Any pro tips for not wanting to claw out of my flesh prison and be swallowed by the earth when around people?
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Getting more frequent spontaneous coverage while soft! Foreskin restoration is painfully slow sometimes, but moments like this are encouraging.
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
shy enough to not slide into your DMs, horny/dumb enough to like all of your selfies in your media tab
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Got a new book on portrait painting over the weekend and did a little practice doodle to try out what I learned. Little by little, I think I'm starting to make some progress!
A poorly-done attempt at a portrait of a young man with strong red light illuminating his face from the side contrasted with a softer normal frontal lighting as he stands in front of a dark blue background
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Playing through Ni no Kuni with Japanese audio and text to practice my reading/listening skills and THIS GAME IS SO CUTE 🥺
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Wait, has the light rail finally connected my neck of the woods to Seattle proper? Well, there goes one of my excuses for being a hermit and living in isolation
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Just got my Quartet intermediate Japanese textbooks and excited to dig in! It's been a hot minute since Genki II and studying abroad way back in undergrad. If I have any Japanese-speaking friends, I'd sincerely appreciate the reading practice <3
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Share a green character for 🍀 or else the rest of the year you'll have terrible luck. I'm certainly not the first to say it, but Polaris deserves better than what she got
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Got some more work done on the husband's Tav! Pretty pleased with how it's turning out
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Experimenting with different processes and brushes. Currently working on a little sketch of the husband's Tav in BG3--a fire Genasi who took the hag's eye deal from everyone's favorite Auntie. Still very much in progress, but this workflow feels pretty nice so far!
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Stiffbrush @stiffbrush.me · 12/03/2026
To be clear: I don't want gen AI in my browser I don't want gen AI in my pc I don't want gen AI in my art I don't want gen AI in my games I don't want gen AI in my music I don't want gen AI in my movies I don't want gen AI in my books I don't want gen AI in my cart I don't want gen AI in my life
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Some coloring and shading progress on my sexy canid doodle. Not super happy with it, probably gonna rethink my workflow for this sort of thing altogether (in addition to trying to study the fuck out of lighting because wtf am I even doing there)
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Y'all. I have been about to throw hands with my primary care provider over this last prep visit. They said I tested positive for oral chlamydia, when I haven't had *any* sexual contact since Dec. 1 2024 (I know, I'm super sad about it, too) and I've tested negative *multiple* times since then. 1/?
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Back to smut! Another little WIP doodle that will maybe be colored and shaded soon if I don't decide it isn't remotely salvageable first
Line art sketch-in-progress of two anthropomorphic canids--one wears a jockstrap, a thick collar with a short lead, and a rope harness. He has a bit gag in his mouth and his hands are tied to a fixed point raised above his head. The other wears chaps, gloves, and a leather bulldog harness, his erect uncut cock visible as he caresses the tied character from behind with a smirk on his face.
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The ever-present quandary when making a smutty little sketch: do I want to make these characters human or furry? (The obvious answer is to make one layer with human heads and one with furry, because I'm an indecisive bitch who honestly needs the practice of doing both)
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MarsAdvent @marsadvent.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
It's that time again! Got jabbed and swabbed today in the name of responsible sluttery. Once the results come back, who wants to be a good boy and come take a load or two?
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