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@marqualler.bsky.social
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Here for Timberwolves/Lynx/Vikings talk without the fascism. | CPA in the c@nna space | We have a dog named Crunch

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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The kid’s middle school library has a Vikings book depicting Randy Moss as the Ghost of Vikings Past and now I’m 178 years old
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If you think the Vikings are the worst 5-0 team in the NFL please do tell which team is scoring more than 14 points vs BFlo’s defense this year, I’ll wait
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
People at this place I am at who are opining about Vikings being first 6-0 team to miss the playoffs 🌝 let’s not do this shit anymore, k??
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I was trying to explain to the 13 yr old that the Vikings defense will play conservative on 3rd and 19 and then Flores sent 9 on a blitz instead
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Manny Ribera's Cocaine Moment in Scarface
ALT: Manny Ribera's Cocaine Moment in Scarface
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fk it I am on the Kyler train, let’s get onboard Vikings fans PAST TRAUMAS CANNOT HURT US NOW IF WE DO NOT LET THEM HURT US
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Not one but TWO touchdowns today we are unstoppable
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Let’s fkin go Kyler to JJ!!!!!
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Might become a Kings fan this year just to remember what it was like to be a fan of a hopeless franchise just to keep me humble
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LaMelo Ball being like an incredibly souped up version of Ricky Rubio and on an already successful team has me feeling things I didn’t lnow you could feel through one half of one preseason game
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just saw LaMelo’s first 3 as a Wolf and I did Get Those Goosebumps
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My world for a drive that gets the Vikings into the red zone
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Does anybody want to start a hardcore band? I can play bass (also drums or guitar but I play bass best) cuz what the fuck man this was incredible youtu.be/bDdiRcv3KP4?...
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Turnstile: I CARE/DULL Medley (Live) - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Had a dream the Twins were about to start a playoff series at Target Field led by Justin Morneau and they were wearing their pewter blue unis, ah but a beautiful dream 😭
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another recession indicator is Sezzle is now Pay In 5 instead of Pay In 4
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New Blondshell album fukn rocks, that is all
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Al Michaels being forced to promote a drama on MGM+ starrimg Jon Hamm is a true recession indicator
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Question that popped into my head: which player from the wolves 2007 to roughly 2015 would be the best fit for today’s team? I wanna say Al Jefferson because I liked that dude but he might just be a Julius duplicate
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This says it all today
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
in New York City this week (the greatest city in the world) walked to the pizza place near my hotel & asked a customer at the pizza place who lives in the neighborhood for the best place for dessert & his answer was “this great Brazilian place around the corner, it’s called Fogo De Chao” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There is your dagger
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
GIVE HARRY THAT INT
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Football is great
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
LaFleur tiny rage slam of his gatorade was fun
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Good to remember how much the Packers can be despised
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One of those “Drops of Jupiter” going through my head all day kind of days
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So many compliments to Minnesota by Wu Tang Clan tonight but not a single reference yet to the Minnesota Timberwolves
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Dane Moore right now
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CJ: Ah Shit, Here We Go Again - GTA San Andreas
ALT: CJ: Ah Shit, Here We Go Again - GTA San Andreas
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Too many Marcs not enough Marks imo
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Forgot my wallet at home but the First Ave staff gave me a wrist band anyway cuz I pulled up a pic of my ID I saved on Microsoft Teams & it feels like knowing where to find a pic of your ID on your Teams account should automatically count as an ID in all situations
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
WILL THE THRILL KICKING FG we are so back baby
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I wonder if LeBron knew he would be featured in #awoo videos & if not if that would have changed his mind #awoo
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Now all of America understands cheering for the Minnesota Vikings
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
That was Timberwolves End of Quarter level execution there
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I’ve unlocked the secret for true happiness and all it takes is Your Favorite NBA Team Is A Legitimate Candidate For Acquiring LeBron James
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Wolves sign Lebron for the MLE and then trade him to Charlotte for Naz, I see you Tim Connelly
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Can’t wait for Star Trib’s second Pulitzer for this outstanding investigative journalism @christopherhine.bsky.social
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Wolves HR heard Naz say there should be fewer moody players & then were like “I agree” & clipped him ☠️💀🪦
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Wolves NBA2K gonna be crazy fun to play next season
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Brandon Hundt @brandonhundt.com · 25/06/2026
Naz/LaMelo trade summed up: 🐝 Hornets receive: - A local cult Indie musician with a lot of range only played regularly in The Current's rotation. 🐺 Wolves receive: - Viral pop musician who relies on autotune that the kids really enjoy 6️⃣ 7️⃣
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Now I am gonna go register for that Julius Randle Basketball Camp in Sept 2026
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
At the trade deadline Tim Connelly did NOT deliver me Giannis on my birthday but delivering me Giannis on Father’s Day would be a fine alternative
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
this USA win is like when the Vikings beat the Browns 14-12 with Carson Wentz as QB, technically it was a win but nobody should be terribly excited about it
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
My toxic trait is it drives me mad when a tv at my hotel room has motion smoothing turned on and I cannot turn it off
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Olivia Miles is like Ricky Rubio, Ant, and Randy Moss rolled into one
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I think if ARod / Lore wanted to develop Minneapolis they should install 130 Link screens around Minneapolis
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Olivia Miles!
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Knicks look like Wolves tonight (derogatory)
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Someone on the USMNT needs to do the Skelly Celly for us, that would heal our Timberwolves trauma
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The cast of Laguna Beach should be gifted a suite for this game
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Mark @marqualler.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
CALL FLOPS IN THE NBA LIKE THIS PLEASE GOD
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