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Maroon the Birthday Boy

@maroonmeows.bsky.social
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I'm a cat and I meow a lot! Voted #1 Red Feline in Ohio! --- 30, He/Him, Asexual (Freak) AO Staff, Videographer, Artist, AutoCAD Addict --- 18+ Warning: I post fatfur/inflation sometimes --- @azzii.life (wife) --- Art: @maroondraws.bsky.social

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Maroon the Birthday Boy @maroonmeows.bsky.social · 1h
Its 2026 they're gonna make your spirit work.
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Maroon the Birthday Boy @maroonmeows.bsky.social · 1h
Anyone that calls me a greymuzzle today is going to die.
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Sugarboy @sugarboy.bsky.social · 4h
This is an exaggeration, and if it's 8 mo and they said literally "I'm working on it right now, promise" then yeah, that's bad, but if you see a commissioner playing a game while you're waiting on a commission like, people are allowed to have lives. Please don't harass artists to work nonstop
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Maroon the Birthday Boy @maroonmeows.bsky.social · 1h
Okay cool I got 8 years.
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✨ bluebell ✨ 🔜 Furpoc!! @bluebellmakes.bsky.social · 10h
is this what 30 feels like..
The darkness closes in as a sad dog says “I don’t know how I’m supposed to do this.” 
“I’m just a kid…”
“I’m just a kid..”
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Possessed opossum @possessedopossum.bsky.social · 18h
They never do
My sona in a record shop, asking the owner, "yes, hello. Do you by any chance have Stupid Music For Idiots?"
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Maroon the Birthday Boy @maroonmeows.bsky.social · 19h
Huh.
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Maroon the Birthday Boy @maroonmeows.bsky.social · 21h
If "Alan" is a prime example of white people then maybe we really do need to go out Jesus fucking Christ.
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Maroon the Birthday Boy @maroonmeows.bsky.social · 21h
It is a very curious thing to have my company tell me to cut my fairly long hair for "appearances" while also having both the owners, a supervisor, and a few employees who talk about white genocide bullshit
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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🔞 Ecko Draws Big @eckomoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Yeah yeah, this was only a matter of time tbh Gonna take Bubsy a bit until he gets used to this Size Up, but it'll be worth it in the end, people will be aaaaall over him
Two pictures of Bubsy in his new design with hyper proportions and with his butt turned to the camera
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たか @taka-fin9623.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
美西旅遊💨
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Sen the donkey @sengrisane.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Sorted my thoughts about censorship, so I can stop thinking about it.
Infograph about censorship. It compares it to magnets.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 07/10/2026
Hispanic New Yorkers give our city its flavor, sound, & style. Where else do you hear Mixtec & Quechua on the same train? Smell chaufa & champurrado on the same block? See a Dominican barber give a Venezuelan kid a fade, a life lesson, & a new accent in one visit? Last night, we celebrated it all.
A crowd of Hispanic Heritage Celebration attendees talk and mingle at Gracie Mansion. Mayor Mamdani speaks to a crowd of Hispanic Heritage Celebration attendees at Gracie Mansion. Containers of plátanos en moleA crowd of Hispanic Heritage Celebration attendees cheer at Gracie Mansion.
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phoxy @phoxyart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cindy wishes you all a happy braixen day!
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Maroon the Birthday Boy @maroonmeows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'd like to see a cute cat / dog on reddit that isnt tied to a post thats like "This is my beloved friend and he's super fucking dead he died in agony"
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Maroon the Birthday Boy @maroonmeows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think AI could be useful in extremely specific situations after tons of human review like cancer risk screening or analyzing weather patterns to warn people about tornadoes but nah we're just generating slop small business flyers and shit
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CrimsonQuill086 (COMMISSIONS OPEN!) @crimsonquill086.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sketchtember 2026-09-17 'Katia Managan-Prequel' So I found the Prequel webcomic. It's about a washed up Khajit trying for a new life in Cyrodil. ...I think I am hooked and I am already halfway through. prequelcatalog.lunari.se
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RAYRAGE @rayrage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Katia Managan
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TamLin123 @tamlin123.art · 06/10/2026
kobold swagger #tober2026 - 06
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Maroon the Birthday Boy @maroonmeows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I saw a thing at kroger where they had a table full of peanut butter with a promo "Buy this and tell the cashier to donate it when you check out" cant you just like donate it yourselves you fucking assholes
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Cat @catrubs.co · 07/10/2025
Day 6 - Challenge [they/them] #fattytober
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Maroon the Birthday Boy @maroonmeows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I miss Prance.
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gracie @iluvrabbitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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MarcyYorsa 🎃 COMMISSIONS OPEN! @marcyyorsa.com · 06/10/2026
My wife's not one to leave my size unnoticed, unannounced, and unappreciated. I love her so much u//w//u 💜✨ #hyperass #fatfur #assdog #kunosvi
My take on the "trying not to notice" artist trend going around.

My partner, Jason, smooshed super close and tightly to my ass, trying to measure how big it is with a tape measure. It did not manage to go around the whole length. To that, she loudly and proudly exclaims, "Damn, bitch! Your ass phat as fuck!"
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Maroon the Birthday Boy @maroonmeows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No but seriously, a big reason we need way better public transit is so these old folks don't drive 3000lbs of steel around
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Maroon the Birthday Boy @maroonmeows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I saw two elderly drivers cause car accidents in the Kroger parking lot on my way in then on my way out
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rowan @purrowan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
more black kitty cause i like drawing the shiny fur
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delta @dippyeggs.net · 06/10/2026
happy fall, yall! 🎃🍂 (with my love, 🧡 @lunarsfox.bsky.social)
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Star Stuffed 🔞 @star-stuffed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Turns out teaming up doesnt make you any less susceptible to prank items Colored sketch for @bigbeastenergy.bsky.social !
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 06/10/2026
reminder SNAP's inane rules are explicitly designed to punish poverty because heaven forbid any public program the US does not be hilariously backwards
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Maroon the Birthday Boy @maroonmeows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We need one of these but its for the Kia Soul
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Saying he'd be cool with Iran nuking my home city is pretty bad but not quite as bad as when Hillary said some trump supporters were deplorable so I can see why the media turned the latter into a major scandal and not the former
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Maroon the Birthday Boy @maroonmeows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i found her on facebook years later and she promotes spiritual healing of gay people so dont feel bad for her fuck her lol
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Maroon the Birthday Boy @maroonmeows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i cannot stress enough the fake ass part. she was by the chalkboard explaining AIDS and this butt-shaped thing fell out from under her skirt and it made a sound when it hit the ground like throwing a 2 litrer empty pop bottle at balsa wood and she just put it back on like fucking nothing happened
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Maroon the Birthday Boy @maroonmeows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
when I was in middle school we had a sex ed teacher who insisted that the placenta didn't exist and also her fake ass fell off in class anyways like half the girls i went to school with got pregnant before 18 ohio
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HEALTH @health.band · 06/10/2026
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Daily Fennecs 🦊 - by Merkur @merkur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think this little chaos gremlin is planning mischief! 😈 #fennec #fox #cute #fennecfox Image source: ciao_0w0 on the birdsite.
A photo of a fennec fox, standing up and looking towards the viewer. The fennec's structure has eyes that makes it look like it has a devious expression on its face.
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Maroon the Birthday Boy @maroonmeows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A more fun story from this At one point I said I was going to leave our booth to "hit up dealers den" and my bosses looked at me like I was a maniac
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Maroon the Birthday Boy @maroonmeows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He was in his late 50s at the time, but he genuinely looked about 80. Body and mind ruined. For nothing. It wasn't even the money. He gave much of it to a megachurch. God this industry sucks.
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Maroon the Birthday Boy @maroonmeows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'll never forget the guy I talked to at a work related convention a few years ago. He complained that young people don't want to work 80 hours a week, and how he's been doing it since entering the industry. His children and now grandchildren have no relationship with him. But he was proud.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Maroon the Birthday Boy @maroonmeows.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I should draw furry art that explains actual OSHA rules.
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Maroon the Birthday Boy @maroonmeows.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
any time i see a video thats like "20 dudes on the beach decided to dig a huge trench" I wanna scream. it can and will collapse and kill you. if your trench is 5ft or more you HAVE to shore it. You need a ladder that clears 3ft above.
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Tripper (Shibe) 🇨🇱 @trippershibber.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Today is Von's birthday So I'm feeding him cake till he pops #stuffing #belly #fatfur
Von Lycaon (zenless zone zero) shown with a huge, cake stuffed belly. He's happily munching down on a slice, while Isaac is to the side holding another full size cake
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Spooky Scary Stella Tons 🐻💀 @stellaedgecomb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sorry to say it out loud but "you can buy grand theft auto the coke simulator with a credit card but don't use it to commission furry art" isn't hypocrisy, it's the point. the point is to herd you into consumption of products they like. they want you to directly enrich their own.
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Maroon the Birthday Boy @maroonmeows.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They're sinking Tel Aviv with a giant worm
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Maroon the Birthday Boy @maroonmeows.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It is very in character for the CoG to be zionists its lore accurate trust me
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Mia Varlineau 🌻 playing FFXIV (wolshipping 25/7) @miavarlineau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LEAVE ME ALONE
Tetsuo from the anime/manga Akira meme screaming with bsky julies following him. Girl pls stop
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