Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 16hIf you make 15k animatronic birds the government should give you a billion dollars 000
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 11/10/2026My two cents is all executions are live streamed and performed personally by the governor/president/etc. You'd immediately see a whole lot of commuted sentences. 020
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The new season is so brave because it imagines a world where not one person involved in women's sports in the UK has anything to say about trans people. 060
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Not only that but even if you redeem them they can still just vanish or change the version of the film on you. 130
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Caught up on the Geller situation and it turns out you don't need to write a think piece to unsubscribe from somebody? Just click the button and the bad man from the computer is gone from your life forever. Poof! Nice feature. 000
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Fans of the show, known online as "Subbers," have created a petition to ban the sale of nitro cold brew nationwide as a show of solidarity with the actors. 030
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Axe Gang from Drunken Master II youtu.be/P8oz_B2aGn8?...youtu.beJackie Chan battles the 'Axe Gang'YouTube video by navin09 022
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My kid's old enough to hear about movies from his friends and wants to see this ond, good to know I've got to worry they'll decapitate Tobey McGuire in front of him. 010
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 02/10/2026In some cultures having a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day is a good thing, actually 000
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh no I can already tell this one is going into my daily parlance. 020
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Have you ever stopped to consider that Wow Platinum is Aubrey Plaza? 010
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I greet my pup every morning with "Good dog poor day" from The Producers. 111
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 02/10/2026There is nothing I hate more than when I'm just looking for the name of some side character's actor and click into whatever dot fandom dot com 010
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My big problem is when kids google "Nicole Kidman song" they won't get the "Kiss From a Rose" music video. 260
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Realizing were basically 20 years out from OMD/BND and the big innovations were "What if Doc Ock was Spider-Man?" and multiverse Spiders who are all infinitely better in other medias. Comics Peter just has nothing going for him. 050
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I wonder if in 20-30 years dogshit ICE cars that still kinda run will be incredibly inflated collector's items like CRT televisions are now. 060
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Need to get some more white tiles for the roof but i think the shape is there. 000
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Lego WIP of the new dorkus mail truck (I love them.) Not totally happy with the hood curves, pretend the grey bits are white. 000
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 20/09/2026DC needs to greenlight a Frasier x Batman ongoing series. 041
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Amazing how lazy the game devs were here didn't even bother to check that he's supposed to be purple. 000
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Rolling up to the negotiating table with a six piece mozzarella sticks from Sonic, walking away with half the Glorpulan Empire. As I'm leaving I turn while the metal door slides down, flashing the marinara sauce I pocketed from the bottom of the bag. 030
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Never bought it, Vader is only interested in Obi and they'd start shooting for real once Han/Luke/Leia drop a few of them. The Death Star is seen as impregnable and makes troops obsolete, it's clearly a cushy ceremonial post for Moff failsons and nephews and they got caught with their pants down. 000
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The critical problem is we've made our little guys too little, your baby Groots and Yodas and soforth. Need to get back to medium guys like R2D2, those worms from Men in Black, etc. 030
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I was expecting fun psychic damage and now I'm not sure what I read but I need a shower. 010
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I'd say go the Prince route, unpronounceable rune and "Nation Formerly Known as The United Kingdom" 000
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I think she makes sense as his ghostwriter, Artie eats his gun after Scott Conant slams his durian/salmon meatball for being too dry. 120
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If Loving Vincent came out today with a "No AI, hand painted by humans" angle it would make a trillion dollars. 000
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Artie gains some notoriety from a tell-all memoir, changes the restaurant's name to some mob pun, gets to the entree round on an episode of Chopped. 170
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Hoping for a good box office multiplier so they'll greenlight the "I Wrote Rocky" prequel. 001
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The fact that they can't even see how to milk it for brand synergy when the original run had this. 030
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 11/09/2026That one's a custom wood prop iirc, but these ones were real intercom handsets and I desperately want one. 010
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Sad state of affairs that Disney can't figure out a variety show to cross-promote other stuff and make their stars look good. Doing a Muppet Show should be part of MCU contract negotiations. 283
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 10/09/2026First learned about it because they played the trailer before Coyote vs Acme, a movie that was left for dead. I don't think anyone knows. 000
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 09/09/2026As for why we're not getting My Dinner With Andres, renting a soundstage and a few high-end digital cameras is low stakes for these huge shows. We need to start podcasting in 70mm. 020
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Chandler calibrates viewers for regular TV instead of prestige TV, lowers the expectations just enough so you can be pleasantly surprised once or twice an episode. Genuinely an incredible gift and lost art. 110
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Call me crazy but if we're faking a southern accent I'll take a Brit over an American any day. I feel like they usually manage more nuance and actually hit the different regions of the south better. 001
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The nerd in me cannot help but point out he's really Episcopalian with a Jewish mother. 120
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I go off on my kid's friends when they call Miles Morales "Spin" so glass houses etc etc. 010
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Based on this scene they shoulda called it The Tenors www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2C6...youtube.comThe Sopranos - Junior Sings "Core 'ngrato"YouTube video by nh6music 010
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Baldwin is headlining a comic convention in my town in a month or so, plotlines intersecting, won't be attending. 030
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Jesus he looks more and more like Grandpa Munster every day 000
Marlowe @marloweml.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I get how being junk food is a game of volume but i cannot square their greatest hits album having six million more sales than Thriller. 010
