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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I hope in my next relationship I finally get to be the girlfriend. So far I’ve had to be the: man the mom the therapist and the sugar mama but never the princess. 👑

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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Barbie will never get pregnant, cause Ken cums in a different box..

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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

((At some point, when every storyline turns into drama, and every RP ends with another player having an issue with you or your approach, you’ve gotta take a healthy step back and ask yourself the uncomfortable question: What if the common denominator is you? 🫵))

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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

How do I get a relationship expunged off my record, that shit is worse than a felony!

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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

My ex taught me that not every "I love you" is real! I taught him neither is every orgasm. 👀 Who's crying now?

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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Is it really a hardcore robbery if you had keys? You didn’t exactly “break in,” sweetheart. You let yourself in. And yes, I have the footage of you holding up my keys. Give my shit back in 48 hours, or my new party trick: separating the audio so your little robbery can go public WITH A SOUNDTRACK.

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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Me: What are those things you blow when you want to make a wish? Friend: A Sugar Daddy? Me: No, I can't deal with you today!

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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Turns out I do use algebra, I look at my X and wonder Y!

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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Fun fact: insurance pays purchase value on luxury handbags, shoes & jewelry. Don't worry, Diesel is healing! Keep the other shit. Its owner is coming to town, unlike me, he has far more resources, has you on my cameras, he'll know who you are in a matter of hours. Bless your silly little souls..

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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I have accepted that the closest I'll ever get to experiencing an African Safari is seeing a camel toe in cheetah print leggings in Hathian!

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Crack Den @crackden.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

🍏💀 ONE BITE CHANGES EVERYTHING 💀🍏 Turn pain into art, and turn heads instantly at The Poison Apple. 🍏 Tattoos + Scarification 💀 Piercings + Jewelry 🍏 Body Mods + Implants 💀 Flash + Custom Rotten never looked this good. #SecondLife #TheCrackDen #Roleplay #Metaverse

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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

When a male argonauts octopus finds a mate, he rips his penis off and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself. The male then grows another penis. If that isn't the most poetic way to tell someone to go fuck themselves, I do not know what is.

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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I don't want to hear any more shit about: "if they want to, they would!" I am in my "if they won't, someone else will" era

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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

To whoever broke into my fucking house and stole my shit: You picked the WRONG Redhead. Bring it back. Quietly. Quickly. No questions asked. Otherwise, congratulations, asshole! You just became my newest fucking hobby. I’m petty, patient, pissed off. Anyone up for earning a HUGE reward? DM ME!

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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Hey guys, the irony of a blow job, is that you think you have her on her knees, but in reality, she has you by the balls.. Read it again, until it sinks in..

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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

So let me get this straight, we have Anger Management classes, but not Stupid Management classes? It's the stupid that makes anger possible..fuck it, I got this..

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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

The biggest red flag in 2026 is people who say: "I'm just going to see where things go" Sir or Ma'am you are 45 years old, where do you think they are going? To the bar, the gym then the nursing home?

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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

It's so hot in Louisiana right now even the dog demanded pool privileges. I agreed..with two conditions: we do NOT refill the pool one pee at a time, and there will be ZERO poop floaties. If anyone needs a place to cool off, DM me..until my phone battery runs out.

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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

104° feels like 124° - This is what it feels like living in Satan's butthole! The mini split is carrying this entire situationship, and Diesel acts like I'm hogging all the cold air, scoot over buddy, your makin me hot!

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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Ozempic out here taking the weight off everything! You Sir pulled your socks up too high and are a chicken strip on legs!

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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Hear me out. This excessive heat warning is the perfect time to thin the herd in Hathian. If you're too dumb to drink water when it's 98° but feels like 114°, that's between you and natural selection. We can't and shouldn't save everyone. The thirsty for attention girls should go first. = ☠️ RIP

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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I swear, BS today is like watching two pigeons fight over a stale French fry. Yet here we are, Diesel and I..we clocked in and are watching, like we are getting paid, looking at each other mortified..🍿

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𖤐Charlie Bundy𖤐 @charliebundy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Great day, thanks everyone who came out to show some love! :)

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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

This is bullshit, on my way to work at the Poison Apple, I notice the House of Gold's door wide open, worried someone was going to wipe them out and in trying to help, I get this ticket. Last time I fucking try to be a good samaritan, fuck it next time will just drop a pin-new jewelry for everyone!

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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Which one of you fuckers complained about straight tear toilet paper? Now we have wavy-line tear toilet paper, like it's an artisanal experience. C'mon! We solved 0 issues here. We have world hunger, potholes & student loans & y'all chose decorative toilet paper engineering as a career? Be serious!

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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

One time in therapy, my therapist asked me how I didn't see the red flag there. I thought about it for a minute and my response was; "OH I saw the red flag, but I also saw the flagpole! that it was attached to.." It was a nice flagpole - NGL..

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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I might have had a few too many energy drinks with vodka, and over powdered my nose. Now I am on the road, buying a taxidermied squirrel riding a shark & wearing a cowboy hat off some sketchy dude on craigslist, if I disappear, start there. Also, someone feed my dog, till they return me.

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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

If my mouth ever says all the things I am thinking, we are all going to need Lawyers!

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Corbin LaSalle [Retired] @corbinlasalle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

((I won't be interacting w any player who lets OOC feelings drive their RP and acts vindictively toward a fellow player as some form of revenge. I don't support the idea that one player can unilaterally erase/invalidate someone else's established story because they're unhappy w an IC outcome.))

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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Reading BS this morning? Hard pass. I'd rather be sitting in the bayou having brunch with Diesel, bacon in one hand and coffee in the other. He firmly believes "pre-washed" means "I licked it." Don't worry, buddy.. the dishwasher still gets the final say. 🐶🥓☕

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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

OOC: I don't fuck with people who metagame. If you didn't learn something in character, then you don't know it. Digging through profiles, social media, or OOC info to fuel IC is still metagaming, and using that to stalk or drive a story isn't something I'm interested in roleplaying with you.))

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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

TRUTH: Someone out there is taking screen shots of what you post and forwarding them to their little friends, you're unbothered, while they are unhinged and out here living their best reality tv life.. Yet we're the problem, make the math math!

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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

You think you got problems? Right now in prison, someone's ass is being traded for a Little Debbie snack cake! So find the silver lining in everything you do!

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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Diesel is my little water buffalo. He rips the worst toots, chews important things, and somehow always picks the expensive stuff to chew on! I wouldn't trade him for anything.. except maybe a bonky. 😂 Kidding, pup. I love ya. (I am aware he doesn't have social media-I show him on my phone)

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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I would rather slide down a cheese grater bared assed into a pool of rubbing alcohol than to deal with the dumb ass people and their dramatic flare for being victims on the internet. If you started it, you're not the victim, you're the perpetrator. Don't like it unfollow me - its simple! Bye Now!

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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Calling all Gertrude's.. I'm buying drinks tonight.

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marlowedevereux.bsky.social @marlowedevereux.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

My new interior cameras just told me the whole story of why my neck always hurts. My chunky Diesel tries to climb in my skin while I sleep apparently. I love you my beefcake puppy..

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