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Marlin Schmidt

@marlinschmidt.bsky.social
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Alberta’s most unparliamentary MLA

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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
That colleague? Shaye Anderson
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I thought the King would challenge Donald Trump to a sword fight for control of Canada in today’s throne speech. Disappointed again!
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
King Charles III opens the new Parliament with the speech from the throne this morning. Here’s the last time the monarch opened Canada’s parliament:
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Alberta measles cases continue to grow. Most cases are in the south and most cases are unvaccinated people. 10% have been hospitalized. Fortunately no one has died yet, but if this epidemic isn’t controlled someone will likely die soon.
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Ten years ago today I was first elected as the MLA for Edmonton Gold Bar. Thank you for trusting me to be your voice in Alberta’s Legislature.
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I’m sure this won’t be another way for the UCP to funnel money to their friends like Sam Mraiche, right?
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Today is Trans Visibility Day! Since last year, the UCP has outlawed doctors from providing gender affirming care, banned students from choosing their own pronouns, and made it illegal for trans gender athletes to compete in sports. Trans people have the right to exist!
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
If the UCP truly believed in merit, terrible MLAs like Grant Hunter would get paid what they deserve - zero.
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Sometimes my heckles make the news.
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
ICYMI, Danielle Smith appointed Raymond Wyant to “investigate” the CorruptCare scandal. He can only look into the matters that she allows him to, reviewing only the evidence that she gives him. We need a public inquiry, led by a judge who can investigate what he wants and compel any evidence.
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Mike Ellis appointed Sam Mraiche’s business partner to the Edmonton Police Commission. In the movies, the gangsters just bribe the cops. In Alberta they take over the police commission. So now it’s the Premier, Health, Infrastructure and Public Safety waist deep in corruption.
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Schmidt Creek, northwest of Fort McMurray. If you’re planning to travel up Schmidt Creek, bring a paddle!
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Danielle Smith told a caller to her radio program that she’s watching the sale of raw milk in the US “with interest”. You know what goes into raw milk? Cow shit. Danielle Smith cannot be trusted to protect your health.
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Pete Guthrie (pictured) wants Adriana Lagrange fired. If this clown is embarrassed by Lagrange, imagine what normal Albertans are thinking.
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Tired: defending Canada by wrapping yourself in the flag. Wired: defending Canada by going completely metric. Cook in Celsius! Weigh yourself in kilograms! Measure your farm in hectares!
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Desperate to change the channel from the CorruptCare scandal, Danielle Smith will be announcing the Sam Mraiche High School and MHCare Academy tomorrow.
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
For the people you really dig…
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Alberta specific Valentines.
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Hey southern Alberta. Got questions about coal or AHS contracts? Heres a chance to ask a UCP MLA about it IN PERSON this Thursday. Use it!
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
That’s right, woodchuck chuckers, it’s GROUNDHOG DAY! Wiarton Willie predicts an early spring.
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Wow! Jasper showed up today to demand the UCP build houses! This is what people power looks like.
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
When the incoming President of the United States has declared his intent to take over Canada, the Alberta government should NOT be championing unity with the US. Does Danielle Smith believe Canada should become a part of the US?
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
This morning the UCP voted to give themselves pay raises and golden parachutes. They look after themselves while doing nothing to make your life more affordable.
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I met President Carter in 2017 when he was in Edmonton for Habitat for Humanity. I spoke briefly to him - he talked about his deep sea fishing trip in Alaska and expressed surprise that Edmonton was surrounded by so much agriculture. Thank you for everything, Mr President!
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Congratulations Rob Miyashiro on your decisive victory in Lethbridge West yesterday. Also - second highest by election turnout in Alberta history! 💥
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I’d say that humility is my most outstanding trait.
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Why did Danielle Smith’s chief of staff spend $3,000 on “challenge coins”?! WTF is a challenge coin? What was the challenge - who could waste the most money? And why did this money come from Public Safety? That’s not Smith’s department…
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
When the UCP created the student minimum wage, they said it would increase employment for young people. 2 things actually happened: 1) young people got screwed 2) their employers made bank. What DIDNT happen is an increase to youth employment.
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Emergency Monday puppy pic. Nibbler looking handsome in his Christmas sweater
The world’s most adorable black shih tzu poses for a picture in his knit green Christmas sweater
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Buying gift cards at Anvil Coffee House. 10% goes to Boyle Street! Support a great local business and a great charity at the same time!
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Not my best work, but improv be like that sometimes.
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
“There’s a sucker born every minute” - PT Barnum, predicting Danielle Smith’s time as Premier of Alberta.
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Why are young people so angry and moving right? Because they can’t find work! The UCP is happy to let this continue as long as they can channel the rage to their enemies.
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Here’s how unemployment has trended since Danielle Smith became Premier. Killing jobs is something she excels at.
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Thanks to the UCP, Alberta’s unemployment rate is 7.5%. Edmonton and Calgary are even worse, at 8%
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
This bill will: 1) sell off Alberta’s parks 2) give Alberta’s lands to the UCP’s friends, and 3) create wealth for foreign investors while shutting Albertans out of their own backyard.
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Marlin Schmidt @marlinschmidt.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Wawanesa insurance made $100 million in profit on car insurance last year. The UCP is going to let them charge you almost 10% more in January! Blessed are the insurers, for they shall inherit your hard earned money.
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