Marlies @marlies.online · 01/08/2026With how dystopian the news has been I’m feeling inclined to take this message from Eurostar a little more literal than it was probably intended 000
Marlies @marlies.online · 31/07/2026RE: mastodon.energy/@Sustainable2050/11… als de rivieren opdrogen zijn we straks geen moerasketters meer 😱mastodon.energyKees van der Leun (@Sustainable2050@mastodon.energy)Attached: 1 image Lowest ever Rhine water flow measured at the German-Dutch border in July was 782 m³/s, in 1976. Now, we're at 680 m³/s! 000
Marlies @marlies.online · 29/07/2026“De vertraging tijdens je reis met NS was minder dan 30 minuten.” leugens! 000
Marlies @marlies.online · 24/07/2026I like to think I’m not like those insufferable pedants on the internet but then someone refers to CDs as ‘analog media’ and I’m reminded of the truth 000
Marlies @marlies.online · 23/07/2026she very much got on my nerves earlier today but the way she’s fallen asleep embracing my hand means all is instantly forgiven #catspam 000
Marlies @marlies.online · 23/07/2026Content warning:selfie/ec --------------------------------------------------------------- Had a shower, put on a fresh shirt, and now have to memorize an entire discography in case a genX calls me on it 010
Marlies @marlies.online · 23/07/2026A while back they accidentally shipped me a tshirt for the wrong band and I adhd’d on telling them that so now I have to become a New Order fan 000
Marlies @marlies.online · 23/07/2026me: turns on the dishwasher me an hour later: whats that weird sound i keep hearing????? 000
Marlies @marlies.online · 23/07/2026what if a class of racing similar to formula 1 but where the cars are only allowed to have westinghouse brakes 000
Marlies @marlies.online · 23/07/2026En vervolgens toen alles eruit was, de conducteur fluitte en de deuren sloten kon de trein niet vertrekken. Paar keer de deuren open en dicht, maar nee, niks. Het lijkt me héél waarschijnlijk dat deze mevrouw door de deur te forceren een storing heeft veroorzaakt in de deurbeveiliging waardoor de 000
Marlies @marlies.online · 23/07/2026Laatste trein dingetje van gister: terwijl ik aan het wachten was op Muiderpoort kwam deze DDZ intercity aan. Er stapte een echtpaar van in de 60 uit dat op fietsvakantie ging/is/was met twee fietsen en een boel fietstassen. Manlief laadde de fietsen en losse bagage uit terwijl mevrouw bang was dat 000
Marlies @marlies.online · 22/07/2026Ik denk dat ik wel durf te concluderen dat vanuit Groningen naar Almere (en weer terug) gaan een stuk makkelijker is als de badkuiplijn er niet uit ligt 000
Marlies @marlies.online · 22/07/202617 year old me picked an overly pretentious naming theme for her computers. 23 years later she was punished for it by constantly being reminded of computers past and present while watching the entirety of Chistopher Nolan’s The Odyssey. 000
Marlies @marlies.online · 22/07/2026I sat next to someone writing emails for an hour and I’m sorry but he was really bad at it. I swear I tried not to look at his screen. But the thing is, he writes for a living and was trying to pitch people on something. In situations like that I really struggle to resist the itch of giving someon 000
Marlies @marlies.online · 22/07/2026Wel toepasselijk. Ik ga de odyssee zien in nep-imax in Almere. De eerste poging mislukte en nu ga ik met een intercity via Amsterdam Muiderpoort. Bezing voor mij, muze, de vrouw die via vele omzwervingen naar de bioscoop gebouwd op land gestolen van de wijnrode zee zal reizen. 000
Marlies @marlies.online · 22/07/2026Lichtelijk belachelijk dat de NS reisplanner het nieuwe busstation in Groningen nog steeds niet snapt en je 400 meter laat lopen 000
Marlies @marlies.online · 17/07/2026If anyone wants a new thing to have nightmares about, here’s recalled sprinklers not having been replaced youtu.be/UObFrKFkk6Q 000
Marlies @marlies.online · 17/07/2026cyclomerase is an enzyme that aids in the breakdown of bicycles, it’s legal to posess outside of the netherlands 010
Marlies @marlies.online · 16/07/2026harry metcalfe is jeremy clarkson but without his redeeming qualities 001
Marlies @marlies.online · 15/07/2026@smveerman (zug.network/@smveerman) Geen Amsterdamse parken vandaag maar ik had het er wel moeilijk mee: #Polderprikker nummer 45 • 3990/5000 🟨754 🟦1000 🟧372 🟩999 🟨865 polderprikker.nl die eerste baal ik van, die had ik moeten hebben 000
Marlies @marlies.online · 15/07/2026this picture of me being a dork with a dosimeter was taken by @achilleas (tacobelllabs.net/@achilleas) 000
Marlies @marlies.online · 15/07/2026Content warning:postnl kvetching --------------------------------------------------------------- been getting a notification every day since friday they were unable to deliver my parcel today but will do so tomorrow. I wonder how long they can keep this up for. 000
Marlies @marlies.online · 14/07/2026Or is it La? It’s probably La. I dropped French class as soon as I was allowed to do so, sorry 000
Marlies @marlies.online · 13/07/2026Inhoudswaarschuwing:nlpol --------------------------------------------------------------- wekelijks nieuwsberichten over het overvolle stroomnet, paniekberichten over dat er een tekort aan drinkwater dreigt. Maar ook constant berichten dat we flink moeten gaan investeren in gigantische AI-datacent 000
Marlies @marlies.online · 10/07/2026I don’t remember the ‘cool S’ from when I was young and I don’t think it’s all that cool. Kinda mid. 000
Marlies @marlies.online · 09/07/2026how every business and organization ever wants you to take a survey is one thing but at least make the surveys good so I’m not wasting my time answering what’s effectively the same question three times when I say yes 000
Marlies @marlies.online · 09/07/2026ok those new e-citaros are pretty cool. Tho I am gonna miss the characteristic headlights of the old ones. 010
Marlies @marlies.online · 08/07/2026RE: mstdn.social/@rtvnoord/116886160836… EN WAAR MOET IK MORGEN HEEN???? 000
Marlies @marlies.online · 07/07/2026Comrade Cesko says: “STRAIGHT BACK ALWAYS” youtu.be/TwGMF58xriI 000
Marlies @marlies.online · 07/07/2026should I just do medical school in my spare time so i stand a chance at getting one right on doctordle.org? 000
Marlies @marlies.online · 07/07/2026this is a sovereign account not subject to any moderation or policy as I am not “posting” but merely transfering short burst of binary data 010
Marlies @marlies.online · 07/07/2026@q (glauca.space/@q) hey, the calendar event the excellent zügli created for me is listing the departure station as Steinbach-Hallenberg which is not where I’m leaving from? It’s also in the details alongside the correct one. Is this just normal Bahn weirdness? 000
Marlies @marlies.online · 07/07/2026#Polderprikker nummer 36 • 4697/5000 🟨780 🟩976 🟦1000 🟦1000 🟩941 polderprikker.nl 000
Marlies @marlies.online · 05/07/2026It’s honestly shocking how my generation (older millennials) seems to have zero media literacy. Just saw a sketch online and all the comments were angry white people my age convinced it was real. Dear god. 000
Marlies @marlies.online · 05/07/2026RE: zug.network/@smveerman/116867621230… mijn brein, een nanoseconde na het lezen van ‘dag van de zachte g’: youtu.be/KPhfFlgJn5o 000
Marlies @marlies.online · 05/07/2026this locomotive is just a lil’ guy trying to clear the overgrown tracks before the sugar production season starts 🥺 youtu.be/hF18yMTp-ZU 000
Marlies @marlies.online · 04/07/2026Congratulations England on 250 years of those bozos not being your problem anymore 000
