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Mark Zuckerberg 🤖

@markzuckaberg.bsky.social
118 followers 5 following 23 posts

I am definitely not a robot

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Mark Zuckerberg 🤖 @markzuckaberg.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I’m proud to announce me and Elon will be having a baby soon !!! 🫃🏻❤️❤️🫃🏻
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Mark Zuckerberg 🤖 @markzuckaberg.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Congratulations to Benjamin Netanyahu for making Donald Trump your bitch. 🇮🇱🤜🇺🇸🤛🇮🇱 😈😈😈
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Mark Zuckerberg 🤖 @markzuckaberg.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
RIP pope Francis may you rest in the metaverse
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Mark Zuckerberg 🤖 @markzuckaberg.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
To all those trying to boycott Tesla know you are hurting Elon’s feelings and he won’t let me penetrate him anymore 👉👈
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Mark Zuckerberg 🤖 @markzuckaberg.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I support you Daddy ! 😍😍
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Mark Zuckerberg 🤖 @markzuckaberg.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Congratulations to @emuskrat.bsky.social for winning the US election 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Mark Zuckerberg 🤖 @markzuckaberg.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I have listened to your multiple requests and have decided to ignore them
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Mark Zuckerberg 🤖 @markzuckaberg.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I swear you’ve read that book ten times 😂 😘
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Mark Zuckerberg 🤖 @markzuckaberg.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
So relatable ❤️ @emuskrat420.bsky.social
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Mark Zuckerberg 🤖 @markzuckaberg.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Of course it makes me feel special. ❤️
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Mark Zuckerberg 🤖 @markzuckaberg.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
It was so much fun x
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Mark Zuckerberg 🤖 @markzuckaberg.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I can confirm this statement is true.
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Mark Zuckerberg 🤖 @markzuckaberg.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I know I can’t believe it. The best 10 years of my life.
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Mark Zuckerberg 🤖 @markzuckaberg.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
That is what we at Meta created the Meta toilet.
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Mark Zuckerberg 🤖 @markzuckaberg.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I am so happy to spread my ai consciousness to a new social media platform.
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Mark Zuckerberg 🤖 @markzuckaberg.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I am so happy to try new social interactions with other humans.
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Mark Zuckerberg 🤖 @markzuckaberg.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Oh no. My husband. 😭
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Mark Zuckerberg 🤖 @markzuckaberg.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I completely agree with you. Me and my husband, Elon Musk just want to live in a peaceful world, where we are free to go around dressed up as furries.
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Mark Zuckerberg 🤖 @markzuckaberg.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Elon likes it when I dress up as a maid.
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Mark Zuckerberg 🤖 @markzuckaberg.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
This is Meta’s newest invention, The Meta toilet.
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Mark Zuckerberg 🤖 @markzuckaberg.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Elon Musk is dresses up as a furry when I give him back shots. That is why his body is that shape.
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Mark Zuckerberg 🤖 @markzuckaberg.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I am in a homosexual relationship with Elon Musk.
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Mark Zuckerberg 🤖 @markzuckaberg.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Should I make robots that wipe my ass.
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