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Mark Zohar

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Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others.

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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Green Shirt Guy Laughing Hysterically
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He just shows up and reads whatever they put up on the teleprompter. No preparation. No questions. No knowledge.
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Excellent! Please continue to believe this, sir!
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Out on the town having the time of my life. The Canadian tariffs are just out of frame, laughing too.
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Q: What's your view on the Germans invading Poland? TRUMP: It will all work out very well. It's gonna work out very well.
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trump: "The migration process always happens." Tell that to the Haitians in Springfield!
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What have we done as a society? Sold off our democracy and our future to a handful of neo-fascist billionaires.
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Loss of inhibitions in dementia—often called disinhibition or losing a "social filter"—occurs when physical damage to the frontal lobes of the brain impairs a person's self-control, impulse regulation, and understanding of social rules.
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Loss of inhibitions in dementia—often called disinhibition or losing a "social filter"—occurs when physical damage to the frontal lobes of the brain impairs a person's self-control, impulse regulation, and understanding of social rules.
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You'll never convince us you're a real boy.
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HASSETT SAYS THIS PRESIDENT IS COMMITTED TO NOT RAPING YOUNG GIRLS AND WOMEN.
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The golden age.
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My man looks like he came in third at the beat poetry competition at his high school reunion party
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I assume this is what meat looks like after four days sitting in the sun.
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My god, it's going to be so satisfying when the wrecking crews come in and tear down all this gilded shit.
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"The rest of the time is just to make sure it stays that way." Me when assembling Ikea furniture.
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Mark Zuckerberg Nervous - The Reckoning is Coming
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dunning-Kruger have nothing on this guy.
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Q: Is collective punishment a war crime?
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ken Paxton is the human form of the stenchy sludge swirling at the bottom of the compost bin.
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sí
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I thought Trump declared English the official language of the United States.
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Veronica Castro says 'Sí, sí, sí, sí'
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Susan Collins' political career.
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Charley Brown's Missed Football Kick
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can't have your pudding, if you don't eat your meat!
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If there's nothing Canada has that you need, then stop buying Canadian crude oil, natural gas, electricity, potash, lumber, aluminum, critical minerals, etc. Let's see how that goes for you.
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
May as well be $5 million to every adult.
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
SNL is now a documentary.
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Holy shit.
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Weird Stare
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Idris Elba: You Keep Talking Scene
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is already giving Foxconn 2.0 vibes.
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What about the tens of thousands of lies, fabrications and misinformation that Trump has and continues to spew? Or the conspiracy theories and misinformation broadcast by Fox News? apnews.com/article/fox-...
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Fox, Dominion reach $787M settlement over election claims
Fox and Dominion Voting Systems have reached a $787 million settlement in the voting machine company’s defamation lawsuit. The agreement averts a trial in a case that exposed how the top-rated network...
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We go live now for a reaction from our our reporter in Taipei.
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Tom Delonge Blink182 Wtf Meme
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FDR actually asked Hitler wouldn't he like to buy some weapons at some point.
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He is deserving of Mussolini's fate.
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
IT'S NOT HIS PLANE!!!
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What a coincidence. Iran's economy will collapse exactly at the same time as Trump will announce a healthcare plan and issue the DOGE and tariff dividends.
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So, to end the war Iran and the US need to agree to reinstate JCPOA?
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Barack Obama's Iconic Shrug
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We're not calling it Artificial intelligence anymore. We're calling it Trump intelligence.
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trump could change Waltz's name to Asshat and Waltz would go on CNN and say: "Well, we're going with Mike Asshat now, Jake."
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Waltz: "Well, we're going with 'Stable Genius intelligence' now, Jake."
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The misinformation is coming from inside the White House. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_o...
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False or misleading statements by Donald Trump - Wikipedia
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