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Mark

@markyarn.bsky.social
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Crinkly old boater with an idiot streak

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Mark @markyarn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I understand most of these words, but their ordering, when coupled w/ the jargon prompts me to ask for help. That's the message I get when clicking your links. I could ask AI, but prefer humans. I'm a fan of various things, chaos theory, computer science being a couple & your videos intrigue me.
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Mark @markyarn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He is Jesus, as evidenced here😏
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Mark @markyarn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This radgy nacker has just been grunting outside demanding food. It couldn't even see me. The oats sink, so at least she has to do some work..
Two images of a swan by the front deck of a narrowboat, the first waiting for food, the second with it's bum in the air feeding on the sinking porridge oats
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Mark @markyarn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Thought I'd add this (and the book credits). Given our home strip this season, I included the whole page
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Mark @markyarn.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
At least Newcastle managed at least once to be above Sun...oh. My, would you look at that. Chuh🤣
Premier league clubs ranked by world cup goals, Sunderland above Newcastle again
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Mark @markyarn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Time for a wealth cap? Tottenham, London, 11 June.
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Mark @markyarn.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Sorry to bombard, but just read this. Ostensibly a detective novel, but with multiple threads to weave the tale. Loved it x
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Mark @markyarn.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
A Big Cuddy Duck. Eider, actually, so you have the E too. Photo from a Google search only though, sorry
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Mark @markyarn.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Ask the Dust by John Fante, published 1939
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Mark @markyarn.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
First world problem of course, but the people who design 'Tear Here' strips on dried goods are bastards. 'Feel For a Gap You Hope Isn't the Cream Filling and Stick the Knife Here' would be more use. And don't get me started on the Jaunty Resealables department 🙄
The shredded and unopened side of a packet of bourbon biscuits, with the TE of tear and the last E of here just visible
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Mark @markyarn.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Aye grand, but Penshaw Monument lights up, so ner😋
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Mark @markyarn.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I have to say hats off to all involved with what I'm going to call our home match opening ceremonies. @safc.com, yesterday's was class. And well done for signing Woltemade under the radar too. www.safc.com/news/2025/de...
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Mark @markyarn.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I love history and, as a youngun, was a fan of the royal family for that reason. I appreciate there's a useful function in terms of continuity and stability, but fuck me, tell me he doesn't look like a bellend. He MUST have known?
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Mark @markyarn.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Like a fractal. Patterns persist😍
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