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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody)

@markxkaine.bsky.social
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"𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝑰'𝒎 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝑺𝒑𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒓-𝑴𝒂𝒏." (Roleplay/Parody account; not actually Jensen Ackles)

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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
||: Can we send images and videos via DM? This missing feature is the only reason stopping me from fully migrating here.
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
The lone man stands in the aftermath of the carnage, surveying his handiwork just as an officer of the law bursts in through the door, gun drawn, and warns him not to move. He lets out a deep sigh. At least he knows where he’ll hang his cap for the night.
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
A forearm smashes into the elbow of the hand holding the knife, and dislocates the joint out of socket. As the trucker cries out in pain, he fails to dodge the backhand that sends him sprawling to the ground, out cold.
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
The butterfly knife is thrust at his assailant’s chest. It’s easily dodged, as is the slash across the man’s abdomen. Another swing aimed for the chest is intercepted, the trucker’s wrist caught in a steely, unyielding grip.
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
“I’m gonna gut your sorry ass, you fuckin--” is all he’s able to attempt to enunciate, before the lone man slams his forehead into the trucker’s nose, breaking it. Nose askew and bleeding, ‘Broke Jaw McGraw’ staggers back, tastes the blood that trickles from his nose, and screams bloody murder.
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
‘Broke Jaw McGraw’ is enraged and embarrassed at the sight of his compatriots laid out around him, so he flicks open a butterfly knife from his back pocket.
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
trucker flying back into a table. The first trucker to have retaliated charges him, and in an impressive display of athleticism, the lone man leapfrogs over the raging bull of a trucker, who ends up headfirst into a concrete wall, knocking himself out.
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
the lone man’s body. A body shot winds the man enough to disorient him, and he barely manages to catch the fist aimed for the side of his head. The caught fist is slammed into its owner’s face, before the lone man’s own fist comes up in an uppercut that connects solidly on the chin, sending the
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
The trucker howls in agony, clutching his broken wrist, and is floored by a straight jab between the eyes. The trucker with the now fractured jaw (who the lone man has chosen to dub ‘Broke Jaw McGraw’ in his mind) moves in unison with another, both men swinging fists aimed at different parts of
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
One takes a swing at the lone man and misses by a mile. Another smashes an empty beer bottle over the edge of their table and slashes out at the man’s face. His wrist is caught in the man’s unnaturally powerful grip, and is snapped in three places.
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
He calmly folds and slips the headwear in his back pocket, and then with a vicious suddenness, his fist cracks the trucker’s jaw. The waitress screams and stumbles off of the trucker’s lap, just as his friends burst out of their seats in retaliation.
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
“Miss, can I get another bottle of whiskey?” He’s addressing the waitress directly, ignoring the trucker and his friends. “Fuck off and wait your turn, dipshit,” spits the trucker. “You can have her when we’re done with her.” The lone man exhales a deep sigh, and removes the black cap on his head.
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
She protests his advances and tries to get up from the trucker’s lap, but he keeps her there with a firm grip on her hips. One of his hands wanders up her legs, treading dangerously close to the hem of her skirt, when he’s interrupted by the lone man who had sought the waitress’ attention.
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
and tries to pull her down onto his lap. The waitress resists, but her strength is no match for the brute’s, who manages to get his way. This amuses his friends, but the waitress? Not so much.
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
They’re obnoxious and loud; the lone man dreads how much louder and more obnoxious they’ll be when they’re properly liquored up. He sees his waitress, a pretty young thing no older than 25 (or so he guesses), but before she can make her way over to him, one of the truckers grabs her by the wrist,
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
of truckers entering the bar. Someone tries to stop them from coming in, probably telling them that it’s close to closing time, but they push past regardless, bumping shoulders with the hapless staff as they pass.
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
nothing leaves the bottle. He frowns, upends it over his glass, then peers into the bottle. Empty. He grumbles under his breath, and looks around for the waitress who served him when he first found his little corner of solitude. He doesn’t see her, but catches sight of a rowdy group
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
the next might be his last for the night. He rubs his stubbled jaw and wonders where he’ll hang his cap for the night. He’s running out of what little money he has left, and doubts he even has enough for a room at a seedy motel. As he goes to pour himself another glass of whiskey,
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Somewhere in Little Rock, Arkansas, a man sits alone in a darkened corner of a bar. It’s late, and he’s been nursing a bottle of the establishment’s finest whiskey for the past couple hours. He downs his umpteenth glass (he lost count between his third and sixth) of the dark liquor, and thinks
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐊𝐄𝐘 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒: 𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐊 A #ScarletWeb Chronicle Featured Track: open.spotify.com/track/4yffABDkB5A9…
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
||: Set quick toggles by dragging down your quick menu on the right side of your screen
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
||: Twitter broke Passkey enrolments and now I'm locked out of my accounts. Yay.
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
||: The Boy Who Cried “I Totally Took The Pills, Goodbye, No I Totally Did, You Guys Won, Leaving Now, Nah I Was Matching Bios They Were Lyrics Why Won’t You Believe Me, HEY LOOK AT THIS PERSON DOING BAD STUFF, AREN’T THEY HORRIBLE, I NEVER DID ANYTHING YOU HAVE NO PROOF MY ACCOUNTS ARE SUSPENDED”
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
||: I have some NFTs to sell you if you wholeheartedly believe the words of a manipulator just because they told you some sob story via DM, despite there being plenty of evidence of their shitty behavior over the years.
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𝓢𝘪𝘭𝘤𝘰 . - @vileoctane.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
|| I wont speak further on this unless theres an update that is deemed necessary. But i would like to conclude that the only reason why i made these threads on this individual is because this is repeated behaviour in many fandoms they have joined. There are people i care about on this app and i >
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𝓢𝘪𝘭𝘤𝘰 . - @vileoctane.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
|| To update on this thread this writer also owns two other accounts. @birdwonder.bsky.social , @birdrobatics.bsky.social and @wayneheir.bsky.social . If you dont want to read the original thread this person RPs racist themes, They s*icide bated and then carried on RPing a few hours later, >
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Damian @abatnomore.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
|| You villainized an already villainized minority. Your apologies didn’t work so what, you lie about what happened? Didn’t you try to blame me for not educating you on the the particular stereotypes you played into? You are such a liar.
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
||: Glad more people here are being made aware of this manipulative fuckwad.
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
||: Never really understood the appeal of making ‘professional victim’ a whole ass personality.
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
< location hints via the images themselves. You don't need to be Rainbolt of geoguessr fame to figure out a location these days. You just need the right AI.
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
||: Personally if I felt threatened enough by a callout because it contains an old name/tag that someone could identify and track me down with - enough to try and sue the guy making the callout - I wouldn't post photos of my life that might not only have identifying metadata but also >
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
||: Final word's never the final word for some people.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
life is hard
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Deanna Black (#Parody) @thewildling.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
// Reminder that "explaining things in DMs" is a great way to get an abuser to lie to you privately and show you what they want you to see so that there will be no one who can refute their claims.
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
||: There are three sides to every story: Your side, my side, and the truth.
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
||: Imagine having multiple people call you out for your shitty behavior over the years and still insisting everyone else is the problem.
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
||: Since we're not supposed to use people's responses to hold them accountable for their actions, I'm going to say the most heinous thing ever and if you give me shit about it, you're a fucking terrible person. Ready? Pineapple belongs on pizza.
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
||: The best way to manipulate someone is to isolate them from the masses so you can control the narrative without letting anyone else dispute anything you say.
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
< people affected by a very well known historical atrocity. Wonder why.
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
||: Someone keeps omitting the fact that they tried their rage quit life routine earlier this year during a hissy fit when people weren't happy about them accusing a writer of anti-Semitism despite said writer being considerate enough to make changes to their character's canon to avoid triggering >
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
||: Good folk don't have to keep explaining themselves if the truth is out there plain as day for everyone to see. But kinda hard to see the truth if it's been scrubbed from the public eye.
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
||: The way some people bitch about how everyone’s always out to get them like they live in a hacked GTA server or something.
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
||: Good folk also don't have to change their writer tags after getting run off from the platform they were on previously as if they've got something to hide.
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
||: Good folk don't get run off a platform. Good folk don't have sins that need hiding through account/post deletions.
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
||: Reminder that if you're actually a good person, you wouldn't have people calling you out for your manipulative and frankly triggering behavior even as you attempt to bamboozle people into thinking that you're just an innocent dude wanting to RP but people are always mean to you for no reason.
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
||: How it feels to be blocked by someone who constantly manipulates and emotionally blackmails others and threatens to rage quit life every time they get called out for their shitty behavior, knowing I'll never have to engage with them because they don't have the balls to dispute facts:
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𝓢𝘪𝘭𝘤𝘰 . - @vileoctane.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
|| Hey i know i've not been overly active here (at all) but i just want to bring attention to a vile person whos moved onto this app! @birdwonder.bsky.social went by Zero/Sylveon on twitter and has done a number of horrid things. They've RPed Racist narratives, S*icide bated multiple times only >
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𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗗𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗞𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧. @capedcrusade.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
⠀ nessie. don't wanna get into shit but I saw a few people following them this guy goes by zero/sylveon on twitter and I've seen them be called out multiple times, and even baited sui/cide
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𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 🕷 The Sinister Scarlet Spider (Parody) @markxkaine.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
||: I feel sorry for everyone bamboozled into interacting with a certain someone who had to move from another platform because they got called out for being a manipulative drama queen.
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