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Mark Warren

@markwarren.bsky.social
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Senior Staff Writer at Rock Paper Shotgun. Formerly VG247. Still difficult to replace with a Bop It.

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Mark Warren @markwarren.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Mark Warren @markwarren.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
HAUL AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Mark Warren @markwarren.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Haul away your anchor,
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Mark Warren @markwarren.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It's time to go now,
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Mark Warren @markwarren.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
In these troubling times, we can all take solace in the fact that if you make it big enough, decades on from your death someone might run a totally non-dodgy ad campaign promoting your greatest knee-slappers
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Mark Warren @markwarren.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Red Bull-linked f1 people when there's a one week gap where nothing happens between races two and three of the season
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Mark Warren @markwarren.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
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Mark Warren @markwarren.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I'm in this crossover episode, and even referred to by my secret actual job title
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Mark Warren @markwarren.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Jack Black screaming amid the coils of a slippery and slidey snake.
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Mark Warren @markwarren.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
'Hang on, is there a limit on image alt text in the CMS?' 'Two secs....'
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Mark Warren @markwarren.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Waheyyyy
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Mark Warren @markwarren.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
A flying car glitches out under the map at 600mph in Cyberpunk 2077, while Alex has a polite phone chat with its driver.
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Mark Warren @markwarren.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
This was the fourth time in a row I decided having to do that 30 second drive again was worth it
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Mark Warren @markwarren.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
A tram sensually dinging at you, the player, in a video game.
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Mark Warren @markwarren.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I believe you've actually milked a cow Farmer John, no moustache that moustachey would lie to me
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Mark Warren @markwarren.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
yeah it definitely still does the thing
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Mark Warren @markwarren.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
'oh, I wonder who did that, there's no way it was...'
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Mark Warren @markwarren.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
He just like me fr
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Mark Warren @markwarren.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I don't mean to alarm anyone with the power I hold, but I seem to have accidentally convinced an AI Twitter bot that Witchermon Go is a real thing
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Mark Warren @markwarren.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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Mark Warren @markwarren.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Son, everywhere the light touches is our kingdom, America. Beyond that, there may be Calvin Robinsons, but we cannot be sure. Unless, one fateful day, the Calvin Robinsons do an incredibly dodgy thing that someone in the light has also recently done.
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Mark Warren @markwarren.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
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Mark Warren @markwarren.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Those Dril tweets are getting weirdly specific nowadays
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Mark Warren @markwarren.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
wheeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Mark Warren @markwarren.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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Mark Warren @markwarren.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
The healing process is now underway
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Mark Warren @markwarren.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I also very much need the money until the modelling career my own smartly dressed hollaback girl's clearly trying to start takes off
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Mark Warren @markwarren.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
O shit, how could I leave this one out
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Mark Warren @markwarren.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
www.vg247.com/witcher-3-mo...
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Mark Warren @markwarren.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
Finally got sick of vaguely wondering what folks were getting up to on here, so hi
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