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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy"

@marktspence.bsky.social
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Colorado boy in dusty 'ol Oklahoma, hard-core skeptic who envies romantics. B.A. in English (Colorado State '89) that's been wasted on fanfic #SlavaUkraini

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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Siri--what is 'Kremlin flu?'"
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Feminize a band P!NK Floyd
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The A.V. Club @avclub.com · 15/09/2026
In a way, this message is brought to you by the Glendale Public Library. John Mulaney announces the #Emmy award for Lead Actor in a Drama like only a man's man can.
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible Strawberry Shortcake Alarm Clock
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Everyone post your SCIF
USSR Venus lander Venera 7 from "Star City"
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek
Guy Fleegman (Sam Rockwell) of "Galaxy Quest"
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
absolutely wheezing at an Instagram clip of comic Stevie Martin (who I love from being a maniac on Taskmaster) claiming that Shakespeare only had three plays: 1. “I’m Not a Good Monarch” 2. “I’ll Pretend To Be You, You Hide Behind That Plant, and We’ll Both Marry Her” 3. “The Lion King”
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Without changing a single word... What Star Trek episode or film title could also be a porn title? "The Devil in the Dark"
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
How *does* she live with an eternity of burying her friends?
Twilight Sparkle confronts the caged shade of the antagonist Grey Thorn in a scene form the fic epic "Elegy."Scene from the fic epic "Elegy" (accompanies the other image in this post). Text reads:
"What then?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, it's highly likely you are now, if not immortal, nearly enough so as to make no difference. What's to be your place as the Princess of Friendship in a world of friends you must watch die over and over for centuries?"
Twilight chewed her lip: “I-I’ll figure it out. Celestia and Luna will—"
Grey Thorn raised an eyebrow: "Do what? Celestia rides above it all, largely divorced from the day-to-day lives and deaths of mortal ponies, and Luna lurks in the shadows, indulging in endless memories and the narcotic charms of sleep."
Grey Thorn shook his head: "No, child, they will offer you a bit of pat solace as you stand over your friends' ever-fresh graves, but they will shrug and move on as they always have. You will be burdened with constantly making and nurturing and burying friends—it is your fate, your duty."
Twilight began to breathe heavily: "But I'll remember them, and—"
"And how does that help? They'll haunt you, and even your time as Harbinger brought you no closer to the answer of their ultimate fate. You don't seem the type who enjoys unanswered riddles, so it will gnaw at you in a way it never has for the Sisters."
Twilight gritted her teeth and squeezed her eyes tight: "It doesn't matter. That's not your problem—and it's not my problem right now, either!"
Grey Thorn smiled lightly: "No, your problem is to save yet another friend for the brief time she has left in this world."
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
make a band bigger: Death Bus for Cutie
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
Chief Wiggum instructing his officers: "The Bible says a lot of things. Shove her!"
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"My depressed pony, my depressed pony, uhhhhh..."🎶 (Sorry, just began a re-watch of BoJack)
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: "Hi, I'm Colorado winter!" (Winter '81, hypothermia from snowcaving; '82, almost asphyxiating while buried in a snow cave; '82, patch of black ice sent me within 8 feet of a ravine)
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
your favorite Disney princess wrong answers only
Dolled-up Bugs Bunny riding a very thicc white horse in a scene from "What's Opera, Doc?"
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This! A thousand times this! "AI" is now a vapid, catch-all marketing term that has swept up all the real, value-added machine learning tools that have been developed over the last 30 years, and poured useless LLM plagiarism machine goop all over them!
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"Well struck...Princess..." (Thanks to @myufish.bsky.social for the commission)
A scene from the fic epic Elegy: "Luna's eyes cleared with a flash as she looked down in horror at Reaper's impaled body, his blood soaking into the sand. He twisted feebly and lifted his head slightly, trying to focus on Luna as she knelt beside him: 'Well struck...Princess...'" Art by @myufish
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Robert Zemeckis et al didn't do, well <waves hands at *everything*> in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" just so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."
Baby Herman and Director Raoul confronting Roger Rabbit after another blown take.
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Can't use *this* meme, now...
Tony Stark saying "Clearly you don't own an air fryer"
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Best Bond villain, wrong answers only
Harvey Birdman's X The Eliminator
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
QTP with a GIF of the last show/movie you watched.
static.klipy.com
Oddball: Don't Hit Me With Negative Waves
Alt: Oddball warning you, "Don't hit me with them negative waves so early in the morning.
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is who runs this account
What's left of the Master Control Program at the end of "Tron"
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
As the old world dies (again) to make way for the new (time is a flat circle), look back at the previous extinction cycle: archiveofourown.org/works/29745120 #MLP #Gen4 #Gen5
archiveofourown.org
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
static.klipy.com
Stripes: Lighten Up Francis
Alt: Drill Sergeant Hulka: "Lighten Up Francis."
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hold on now. Let's not blame the factory when deregulation is clearly the problem.
Keanu Reeves
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
D&D has released an official statblock for Jimothy
Jimothy statblock from DnD: You cannot gain XP by fighting him. He has agile and compact frame traits; his action is hurl garbage.
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Happy National Moon Day!
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Without saying your age, what’s your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?
NORAD command room from WarGames
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If you see this, reskeet with a Sentai team that is not Power Rangers or Super Sentai
My Little Pony generation 4 mane 6 in Power Ponies form
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The Mercritter Projection
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
face I'm submitting for my Bluesky verification
A seriously fucked-up Dave Bowman having a bad trip at the end of "2001: A Space Odyssey"
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
<nods in lapsed Presbyterian>
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Verify your age:
Floor-mounted high beams switch poking out through the carpeted floor of a car, to the left of the brake pedal
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Hydration Break
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
post an inexplicable song from your 20s
Cover for King Missile's song "Detachable Penis"
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Sam Peckinpah's "Bad News Bears"
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Sodom *and* Gommorah? In *this* economy?!
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Sarah Connor blasted in a dream by the nuking of L.A.
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Me with my Bluesky mutuals
14 of the Monarch's henchmen, arrayed in front of their HQ cocoon
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"Bless their hearts..."
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Watching some YouTube analysts/reactors listening to Pink Floyd (most are pretty good), but at least half violate the cardinal rule: "Do NOT talk over a David Gilmour solo!"
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 23/06/2026
Garffeld
Three panel comic of an homage to the first Garfield strip, but Jon is a monk and Garfield is a medieval rendering of a cat. In the first panel, Jon says, “HWÆT, LAM JON ARBUCKLE. I AM A MONK, AND THIS MY CATTE, GARFFELD.” In the second panel, Garffeld is thinking, “ HWÆT, I AM GARFFELD. I AM A CATTE, AND THIS IS MY MONK, JON.” In the last panel, Jon says, “OUR ONLY THOUGHT IS TO GLORIFY GOD.” Garffeld thinks, “FEDE ME.”
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Andy Price at NYCC table a-02! @andypriceart.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
DO YOU SEE THE GORGEOUS WORK HERE?!? absolutely fantastic plush figures of the evil “Reflections” versions of the girls based on my designs from the comics! #mlp #comics #plush
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Explain your @: My @ is literally just my name, but as for my *handle*, I started watching "Bleach" in late '06, and introduced it to my kids in '07. They then wanted to wear the characters' iconic garb that Halloween, so they went as shinigami, & I adopted the sobriquet "ShinigamiDad" as a result.
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Gonna laminate this using packing tape, and stick it in my wallet
Bluesky license for the ShinigamiDad profile, bought to you by https://kojira.github.io/bluesky-license/
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Live footage of Trump contractors fighting the algae bloom at the reflecting pool
Shub-Niggurath as interpreted in the first edition of D&D
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.
Poster for the 2001 Fox TV show "The Lone Gunmen"
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
"I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target."
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
If you see this, post something you saved because it's funny.
Billy, waking up from a bad dream, relieved that, "Thank goodness I still live in a world of telephones, car batteries, handguns, and many other things made of zinc."
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
We don't usually see each other's headers. Here's mine. Quote post with yours.
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
What's your favorite movie from each decade of your life? '60s - The Sword in the Stone (I was a kid and saw it on TV) '70s - Star Wars '80s - Empire Strikes Back '90s - Shawshank Redemption '00s - LOTR: Return of the King (if I have to pick 1 of the 3) '10s - Mad Max: Fury Road '20s - Oppenheimer
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