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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Scrub that. It was Ask Jeeves.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Claude
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Proper Thatcherite. Maybe Liverpool should be sacrificed too or anywhere outside the M25.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A three to six day incubation period is plenty of time to spread it, even in Siberia. Nuke it.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The ginge looks familiar.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Still unbearably smug because 1st is winning.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Assume Trump was in his nappies as per geriatric Teams.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Keeping foreign money ie ownership out of football is the only way we can win the league.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Unfeasibly phallic is our true interest.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Grimmest book ever.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And where’s my fucking unicorn.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When it doesn’t happen a Jeremy revival is inevitable. Good times.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not any more, sadly.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He’s very good but a Gooner so reluctant to recommend.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Would love a Bennie right now.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He’s not very good at not being gay.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
9/10 No mushrooms.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The real Triple Lock.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Endless old school cockaknee remedies.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You can see why Lindsay Anderson's Britannia Vet never got funding.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sherlock Holmes was unavailable to his dementia addled brain.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And now he's agonising over the inside of a table tennis ball for a living.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He's the dim person's ping pong player.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Definitely the best theme music.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Passport to Paddington, an abandoned storyline from the Archers because it was too smug, even for the Archers.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Peak tantrum will be the man baby pressing the nuclear button on his deathbed because if he can't live nor can anyone else.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He successfully buried the Epstein Files. All it took was a forever war and sinking the world's living standards.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Billy Bragg touring?
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We should apologise to the rest of the country. Another reason why London needs to declare UDI.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tbf it was Barnsley he was leaving behind. I've actually been there and understand.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yep, lifetime fear of Brightlingsea and quicksand.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As a child on a visit to Brightlingsea I was up to my knees and sinking. I always assumed it was quicksand but was probably mud.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I can see subtext.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I quite like Lewis Goodall
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's a jungle outside in the summer.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
She's a character. A fash one.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Get your trousers on, you're nicked."
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Ronnie Pickering of politics.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
On the Need for Attention scale there is an obvious trajectory.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Couldn't see anyone listing it. Should have included Private Equity companies.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
1. AI 2. AI 3. AI 4. AI 5. Crypto
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Is this a Forever War or the Iran War X11?
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Di Burnham has a (Welsh) ring to it.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Not the worst act but saw Springsteen & the E St Band on the Lettermen show. In the warm up they played 10th Ave Freeze Out and he forgot the words (oh how puzzled were we). They also warmed up with the Beatles Money, I don't know the lyrics so no idea if it was right.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The new Friday 13th sequel?
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Never a fan of her music but she was a good egg.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The US soon to be his Empire of Dirt.
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Mark @markspurs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I would nominate Kent but the residents would love it.
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