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markspotsthex

@markspotsthex.bsky.social
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Social media expatriate. Ex-Facebook, Ex-Twitter.

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markspotsthex @markspotsthex.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
… and then I said their name again. “Scotts Miracle-Gro”. They’re going to be so huge. They’re the biggest grass company in the world. So huge. But now, even more huge.
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markspotsthex @markspotsthex.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Somebody like this guy?
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markspotsthex @markspotsthex.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It’s my first visit to Fenway Park. It’s also the first MLB game I’ve watched all season, having paid no attention to MLB this year, after years of playing Fantasy Baseball in a hyper competitive league. One beer in, here are some observations.
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markspotsthex @markspotsthex.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
See for yourself, some snapshots from LinkedIn and their website. Bit of free advice: if you want to see real change here, try hiring a few dozen laid off from companies that used the "AI productivity" rationale to justify the job cuts. I'll bet they are as motivated as knowledgeable on issue.
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markspotsthex @markspotsthex.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Me in my Bluesky bubble
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markspotsthex @markspotsthex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
This is pretty laughable from someone who can’t walk in a straight line and has trouble with ramps and stairs.
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markspotsthex @markspotsthex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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markspotsthex @markspotsthex.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
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markspotsthex @markspotsthex.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Dear @washingtonpost.com, Please stop sending me offers to resubscribe. I have no interest in your current offerings and no faith they will ever improve. Your paper isn’t fit to line a cat’s litter box, because god forbid one learns to read while using it. Regards,
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markspotsthex @markspotsthex.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
There’s a Trump Tower in Chicago. So he’s inclined to attack people who pay him money to live in his building.
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markspotsthex @markspotsthex.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Drop an old person you are going to turn into in the future. (Any day now, ideally)
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markspotsthex @markspotsthex.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Low birth rate is the embodiment of “quality over quantity”. Elon is the poster child for “quantity over quality”.
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markspotsthex @markspotsthex.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
“… and then I’m going to tell him about ‘malls’.”
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markspotsthex @markspotsthex.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
“And then I’m going to tell him about ‘malls’.”
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markspotsthex @markspotsthex.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Why is Trump using the corticosteroid Mometasone? Mometasone can be used to cover up syphilis or prevent it from being diagnosed. It’s also not supposed to be used for long. Abuse can also cause other health issues.
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markspotsthex @markspotsthex.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
People are saying it’s going to be the most beautiful paved patio in D.C..
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markspotsthex @markspotsthex.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Did you hear that we’re paving over the grass in the Rose Garden?
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markspotsthex @markspotsthex.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Correlation is not causation.
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markspotsthex @markspotsthex.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
If I were JD Vance, I’d be looking over my shoulder, because I can’t help but feel that Trump would see Cory Mills as more of “his type of guy” to have in the WH.
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markspotsthex @markspotsthex.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The Chiefs deserve to lose. Tonight. Tomorrow. Forever.
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markspotsthex @markspotsthex.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
The same way we wouldn’t let the monks that transcribed the Bible run the world. Providing the tools for improving civilization does not make you experts at using them. Most tech leaders are socially-deficient weirdos. And those that say they aren’t are the most.
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markspotsthex @markspotsthex.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I want to hear more about Trump’s Time Machine.
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markspotsthex @markspotsthex.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
This is a ChatGPT response to the prompt “You are a Supreme Court Justice. Frame a question about a pornography site sounding so naïve that it will easily obscure your abusive addiction to it.”
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markspotsthex @markspotsthex.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Donald Trump was born in 1946. So, if I read this graph correctly without any context, his birth marked the end of American prosperity.
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markspotsthex @markspotsthex.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
“happy to be here” God, you’re dumb. First, they come for a job that isn’t available at home. Second, they cost the same as a domestic worker. The only difference is friction; it takes more effort to leave an employer while on visa. But they would still leave if warranted.
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markspotsthex @markspotsthex.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Oh, it’s not a platform problem, I assure you.
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