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Mark S Bailen

@marksbailen.bsky.social
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Writer, illustrator, fake-nature photographer fakemountain.com

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Radon Journal @radonjournal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🐛💻💚 Our penultimate day of author reveals is here!! RADON #14 is packed with sci-fi poetry and fiction. Today's author reveals are @marksbailen.bsky.social @ajvolante.bsky.social and @olusegunajayi.bsky.social
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Mark S Bailen @marksbailen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
4LPH4NUM3R1C published one of my little favs, "The Occubot." www.zoeticpress.com/an-26-the-fu...
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AN 26 The Future is Here — Zoetic Press
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Mark S Bailen @marksbailen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I recently visited Montreal and the Adirondacks in search of fake nature. . . see more at my blog fakemountain.com.
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Mark S Bailen @marksbailen.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Unidentified Funny Objects 10 is out, and I have a little story in it. . . I'm so happy to be part of this series. www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...
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Mark S Bailen @marksbailen.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Well, I finally wrote a romance story… it’s in the following anthology and to read it, you might want to throw a few bucks at their kickstarter. www.kickstarter.com/projects/par...
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Bad Romance: An Anthology of Trash Couples
The 23rd annual Triangulation Anthology: fantasy, science fiction, and horror short stories and poems.
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Mark S Bailen @marksbailen.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Japan and all its wonderful fake nature. . . fakemountain.com
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Fake Mountain – the website of Mark S Bailen. . . writer, illustrator, and fake-nature photographer
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Mark S Bailen @marksbailen.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
New story at Nature Futures!
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Mark S Bailen @marksbailen.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Posted a little montage of wildvertising at LAX. . . fakemountain.com
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Mark S Bailen @marksbailen.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I have a new piece up at McSWEENEY's! www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/peo...
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People Are Dying to Eat at Our Insufferable Pop-Up Restaurant
Hooray, you’re on the list. Take this buzzer, stand across the street in that puddle, and wait for a little shock. The estimated wait time is six h...
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Mark S Bailen @marksbailen.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Spent a few weeks hanging out in Sydney. . . more at fakemountain.com.
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Mark S Bailen @marksbailen.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I spent a week a few weeks in New Zealand where I learned about a pernicious invasive species: Lord of the Rings Film Locations. More at fakemountain.com
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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 09/08/2025
In Zed Nelson’s photographs of zoos, aquariums, resorts, and other artificial settings, the natural world has been reproduced, reshuffled, and repackaged, sold to visitors in the form of spectacle.
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The Futility of Simulating Nature
In “The Anthropocene Illusion,” the photographer Zed Nelson captures how the natural world has been reproduced, reshuffled, and repackaged, sold to visitors in the form of spectacle.
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Mark S Bailen @marksbailen.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
posted some fake-nature pics (fakemountain.com) from my a week in Bali where I got to experience DREAM EARTH ALIVE FUTURE. . . or DEAF for short. . . Probably from the sound of all those motorbikes.
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Mark S Bailen @marksbailen.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
So my wife and I braved the lush plastic jungle and now I’m convinced. . . Rainforest Cafe is a portal to hell. fakemountain.com
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Mark S Bailen @marksbailen.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Went to Kansas this weekend and took a lousy photo of a Pony Express Rider (little smudge on the right). . . not sure how he’s gonna get around that fence.
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Mark S Bailen @marksbailen.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
www.noemamag.com/how-to-build... Let's go!
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How To Build A Thousand-Year-Old Tree | NOEMA
A set of experimental techniques and technologies that might seem harmful to trees is actually helping ancient forests survive.
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Ecotone Magazine @ecotonemagazine.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Mark S Bailen’s short story “Bears Discover Time Travel” is free to read online for the next two weeks! ecotonemagazine.org/fiction/bear... @marksbailen.bsky.social
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Bears Discover Time Travel - Ecotone
First of all, nobody gets eaten by a bear in this story. Nor does a tree fall on anybody. That’s not what this story is about. And I apologize for
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Mark S Bailen @marksbailen.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Here's a snotty little kid reading my picture book, Earf. Love when I get pics like this! BTW, Ingram is now letting folks buy direct, so you don't have to go through Amazon (cheaper too): shop.lightningsource.com/b/085?params...
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Mark S Bailen @marksbailen.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
In the Atocha train station in Madrid, we found the platform that leads to Jumanji.
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Mark S Bailen @marksbailen.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Vertical garden at CaxiaForum in Madrid. What an amazing work of art, like a living tapestry.
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Mark S Bailen @marksbailen.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
After leaving Berlin we spent a few days in Madrid where I took a lousy photo of Guernica. This is a famous painting by Picasso with a long political history that delves into how the horrors of war are viewed by outsiders. Fascinating to see how people react to this painting today.
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Mark S Bailen @marksbailen.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Bison at the Berlin Zoo. . . with odd-looking totem poles? And Pacific NW tribal art? Um. . . okay.
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Mark S Bailen @marksbailen.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
No nature for you. . .
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Mark S Bailen @marksbailen.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Lousy photo of favorite exhibit at the Berlin Zoo, a wonderfully messy fake mountain atop which mountain goats skirted dangerously on the edges of little cliffs. The critters were very active and I watched them for a long time. If you look close at the photo, you can see 4-5 of em.
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Mark S Bailen @marksbailen.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Bear discovers mini-monolith at the Berlin zoo. . .
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Mark S Bailen @marksbailen.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
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Boeing Wonderland: The Fake Cities on America's West Coast
Through Boeing Wonderland's clever visual trickery, vital West Coast warplane plants were made invisible to prying enemy aerial eyes.
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Mark S Bailen @marksbailen.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
The inside of the Empire of Cats at the Berlin Zoo had this modern concrete brutalist bunker feel, with spurious explosions of nature.
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Mark S Bailen @marksbailen.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
The fake sky at Charlottenburg Palace. Back in the day, the skies were much more intense, full of trumpeting cherubs, golden crowns, and epic battles. Our present-day skies need to up their game.
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Mark S Bailen @marksbailen.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Tour guide at the Brandenburg Gate talks about military states, forced occupation, and damage that can occur from bombing campaigns. Luckily we don’t have to worry about these problems today.
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Mark S Bailen @marksbailen.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Here’s a lousy photo of a small section of the Tempelhof, an old airfield turned into an over-900 acre park. These dudes were playing a massive game of four-square.
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Mark S Bailen @marksbailen.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
I love little hidden urban green spaces, the wilder the better. And #Berlin was full of these.
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Mark S Bailen @marksbailen.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Another pic from #Berlin. . . Learned what you get after passing through Checkpoint Charlie. A Big Mac.
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Mark S Bailen @marksbailen.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
visited Berlin recently and learned what was behind the Berlin Wall. . . KFC!
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