Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 21hThey were just stretching, even Death don't wanna pull a hammy. 010
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Parbly the crupt govermint in histree was us, esept I wasn't sposta say that parp...I mean, Jam Waltz, awfalull..." 010
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My "Fuck Max Miller-meter" is gonna implode from just, like, stupidity...jfc. 000
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Rick the Dick Scott needs to be slapped by a weapon of ass destruction. 000
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Stop me if you've heard this one before...in closing, fantastic news! 020
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 27/09/2026And if that failed to shut Ebert up, Siskel would bring up the Saturday Night Fever suit that he owned, just to twist the knife a bit... 150
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Actually, I screwed up- the wizard's fee would actually be the classic van transaction of gas, grass, or ass, as no one rides for free. 010
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Regarding the wizard's fee, is that in American dollars or Euros? 100
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A couple of months ago, I fractured my leg, flew home a week later, had a two layover seven hour flight that took twenty six hours. 050
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Send in RFK Jr, that twisted, absorbative skinned leather face fuck should be able to filter it out. 000
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"British talent" is doing some seriously heavy lifting here... www.lemonde.fr/en/culture/a...lemonde.frEd Sheeran's tour in jeopardy after opening acts all quit in support of MacklemoreThe rapper, who was opening for the British talent, was dropped for making a pro-Palestinian speech on stage on September 5. 000
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"Jake, you & I know this is Civics 101, these are the Nazi gears on which America turns! Come on, man, be cool..." 000
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Mike Johnson takes the scenic route to to "ISupportNaziFucks-Ville." 000
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"Look, I didn't do it for the money, I already had a bunch of money, I did it because it was cruel & fun!"- Roger Arsh-hole. 040
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"Sure, Jake, and one hundred percent of them disapprove of pedophelia, but we haven't even tapped our foot on the brakes in that department, so, uh....Joe Biden, affordability, & trans...?!" 010
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Kirk Van Houten, cracker factory big deal, would like a word. 010
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"What do you make of the Gulf nations meeting with Iran, Donny?" youtu.be/L8oAQOvOEXY?...youtu.beAirplane The Movie - A Hat, A Brooch, A PterodactylYouTube video by FDNY22 020
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If it makes anyone feel better, I'm sixty, so they hate me fifty percent more. MATH. 0140
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 12/09/2026They gave her his heart. She gave them a pen. 010
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Coke made a bold & questionable choice with the introduction of their new Flea Peach Sprite. #FleaPeachSprite4LYFE 010
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Looks like somebody made boom-boom in their trouser pants...hide the nuclear codes, asap! 001
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"...& I'm definitely a bottom, so I'll make sure they put me in first, facing down, obviously...' 110
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 08/09/2026...HOPE YOU ALL HAD A FANFUCKIN'TASTIC MONDAY! 101
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Imagine me croaking from laughing over here... 000
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 07/09/2026"The kazoo is not just a gateway to frequency, it's a manipulator of frequencies, & when operated by an expert, the kazoo can operate as a psychological Faraday cage. Additionally, I can summon the Brown Sound via the settings, so non-believers might wanna bring a change of pantaloons." 1202
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 07/09/2026You playing Bonazoo this year? I'll be there, provided you don't go electric...! 020
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 05/09/2026To be clear, I'm not complaining- it's a loaner, covered by insurance, & better than walking. I am, however, politely suggesting that #Kia please cease upholstering your automobiles with what I can only assume are lovingly prepared hides sourced from Satan's own minions. 000
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 05/09/2026 Sportscaster-I'll be honest - I was floored they considered this replay safe for broadcast, given the intense & deep focus with which Witkoff fellates Putin. Other Sportscaster- Seriously, balls & all, Witkoff is all in on this one! You could even say he's in it to...wein...it! 230
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I've worked since I was eleven & if there's one thing I've learned from working for forty nine years straight, it's fuck Dr. Oz. 021
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Stop it, Fox- my Erection Generatrix is nearing the Event Horizon... 000
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The first time I went, I was wearing a huge winter coat, & my friends & I packed 18 beers into it. The door guy grabbed me, asked if it was beer clinking in my coat, then demanded everyone get out of my way because I had a lot of beer in my coat. I was sixteen. 010
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Twenty eight?! Goddamn it. I'm sixty & I can't even take a decent photo, meanwhile Kubrick's over here, reels & reels & reels of perfectly composed shots. And don't even get me started on Barry Lyndon's candlelit shots, holy shit... 050
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Bill Sienkiewicz is definitely in my Top Five... 020
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Awww, man...we just lost Jennifer Finch from L7, now we've lost Frank Beard, this fuckin' sucks. www.musicradar.com/artists/drum...musicradar.comFrank Beard, ZZ Top drummer, dies aged 77: "I made him jam for eight hours straight until his tongue just fell out. By the time we stopped, we both knew we had a band"Billy Gibbons hails "great friend and collaborator" 010
Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"The best part of waking up...is cocaine in my cup..." 010
