Mark Peters @markpetersjokes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026“I don’t like waving. I’m not a waver.” —a guy waving 021
Mark Peters @markpetersjokes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Be the screwworm you wish to see in the beef. 010
Mark Peters @markpetersjokes.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Take the time today to love Megatron. He deserves it. 001
Mark Peters @markpetersjokes.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I’m a liar and a coward, but at least I’m not a leopard. 020
Mark Peters @markpetersjokes.bsky.social · 28/05/2026We are living in a material world, and I am Megatron. 001
Mark Peters @markpetersjokes.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I was deranged, but after therapy and medication, I’m reranged. 020
Mark Peters @markpetersjokes.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I crave vengeance but I’ll settle for froyo. 031
Mark Peters @markpetersjokes.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I’m a bad example but an excellent specimen. 031
Mark Peters @markpetersjokes.bsky.social · 23/05/2026We’re suffering from too many influencers and not enough superpowered mice. 020
Mark Peters @markpetersjokes.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I apologize in advance for any problems or misunderstandings caused by my G.I. Joes, who are very immature. 021
Mark Peters @markpetersjokes.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Like the best Jack Kirby comics, I was created in the seventies. 001
Mark Peters @markpetersjokes.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Remember what America stands for: a bald eagle taking a dump on a cowboy. 000
Mark Peters @markpetersjokes.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Hi! I tried telepathically violating your mind but couldn’t connect. 001
Mark Peters @markpetersjokes.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I wonder if I’ll ever have children or shingles. 011
Mark Peters @markpetersjokes.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I’m never pretentious. Such is not my plight. 031
Mark Peters @markpetersjokes.bsky.social · 18/05/2026People are like sheep. They should avoid my uncle. 031
Mark Peters @markpetersjokes.bsky.social · 13/05/2026In the eyes of God, we are all spicy meatballs. 131
Mark Peters @markpetersjokes.bsky.social · 09/05/2026To make a friend, be a friend. To make pancakes, be pancakes. 111
Mark Peters @markpetersjokes.bsky.social · 09/05/2026When one door closes, another door bursts into flames. 010
Mark Peters @markpetersjokes.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Men age like a sack of walnuts. Women age like a sack of angels. 011
Mark Peters @markpetersjokes.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I’m at the age where I have to take my glasses off just to laser-blast something. 011
Mark Peters @markpetersjokes.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Until you value yourself, you won’t value Megatron. 031
Mark Peters @markpetersjokes.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I don’t know who needs to hear this, but beep boop boop. 032
Mark Peters @markpetersjokes.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I’m an advanced specialist in the streets and a service provider in the sheets. 031
Mark Peters @markpetersjokes.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Always bet on yourself, said the degenerate gambler. 021
