Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Did you think to call the fire dept? I’ve heard they rescue cats and such. 010
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026How that airplane didn’t come apart is beyond me. Totally amazing story. 100
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026All due respect to God@thegodshow.com. I do believe you are real. 020
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I would like to say that, if I believed in God, I would agree with you. 🫡 270
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Apparently the new plan is to let his eyebrows grow long enough to be included in the comb-over? 060
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Clearly you are unaware of this. I wisely said “nope”. blaircandy.com/products/teq...blaircandy.comTequila Worm Lollipops 36 CountTequila Worm Lollipops 36 Count - Tequila worm lollipops. There are 36 wrapped Tequila flavored lollipops with a worm inside per box. 000
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 21/05/2026This is the only correct answer. If there is nothing to read in the bathroom, then obviously, I have walked into the wrong toilet. 020
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I would like to confess that the “jaw jacking” is mainly therapeutic for me. 000
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Your future as a writer for space based sitcoms seems promising. 110
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 10/04/2026There some hilarious quotes in this bulwark piece. Notably, this gave me the giggling fits all morning. Snipped this from a Bulwark article. “Social media luminaries as grand as “Catturd” himself were thrilled at the idea of seeing fellow influencers arrested. “DO IT !!!” declared Mr. Turd.” 000
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Your temperance and forbearance are duly noted. As for myself, use of the modifier “Idiot” will continue for the immediate future. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 000
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 23/02/2026I will read it to quell my anxiety, and I can finally rest easy. 000
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 17/01/2026It’s almost as if Nazis still haven’t learned about the hazards of winter sieges 030
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 11/01/2026He seems to have broken into the Prez’s stash of Cheeto dust face paint. 010
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Hmmmm, you would certainly know better than I, what with your scientific experience and all. But how do you have Santa in Venezuelan airspace on the 24th? 000
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I know it’s a joke because, according to Flight Radar24, Santa is currently over the Iberian Peninsula. 130
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 11/11/2025This also gave me a moment of confusion. But as usual, I would trust the good pastor whatever the context. 140
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Just this morning, I delivered a big round magnet to a veterinary’s office in Halifax, NS. (True Story) They claim to know how magnets work. They claim they can look inside a cat to see how big the hairball is with this magnet. Pfffft, Canadians! 010
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 05/11/2025No he wasn’t. Reread the post. Duffy was also the interim administrator of NASA. Trump has re-nominated Isaacson as a full time administrator. Elon threw a major hissy fit the first time DJT nominated Isaacson, so Trump removed the nomination. 110
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Thank you! I enjoy your offerings as a brief respite from the awfulness here. I will make it my goal to listen. 000
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Just an American here, hoping I can find a way to listen to this on a streaming archive… 100
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 18/10/2025youtu.be/vzJTiuPLRqA?...youtu.beBaby hears Moonlight Sonata for the first time, The purest reaction to BeethovenYouTube video by YtBoom 010
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 28/09/2025I have tinnitus pretty bad. If I can’t understand the dialogue, I’m going to ask you what he/she just said… I’m a nuisance. 010
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 10/07/2025“It isn’t Hell if everybody knows your name…” ~ Lady Gaga 000
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Hegseth sitting there looking like just caught a huge whiff of the big guys diaper 030
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 08/07/2025You are lucky! I once came out of the woods 27% tick. 020
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 28/06/2025I feel like there are so many life lessons in this thread. 000
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Why they got tires stacked on them wings like my neighbor doe to his trailer roof? 000
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Could they campaign on sending Kid Rock to Guantanamo? Sort of a leftist version of QAnon conspiracy if you will? 010
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Our smooth brained President is so enamored with the idea of a “flying palace”. He fails to consider that it would be cheaper to start with a new airframe designed for all the gadgets that keep his dumb ass safe. The notion that it’s a gift to him, also tickles his id. 130
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Maybe you haven’t heard, SCOTUS issued a ruling at 1am this morning. I am a truck driver and not a lawyer. Evidently this is a big deal. Here, this explains it better. www.stevevladeck.com/p/144-the-su...stevevladeck.com144. The Supreme Court's Late-Night Alien Enemy Act InterventionJust before 1:00 a.m., the justices (aggressively) stepped back into the Alien Enemy Act litigation—in a decision suggesting that a majority understands that these are no longer normal circumstances. 000
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Solomon, please get yourself a hat like that. You have earned the right. And it’s way cooler than the beanie with the propellor. 000
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Please try not to brag. I am still stumbling towards a coffee, and conversation has been sparse. 000
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Could please let Carney know that I, as an American would cheer lustily, if he body checked The Tango Turd hard into the boards 1350
Mark Otto @markotto.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Pretty sure those ears can hear what you are thinking. 010
