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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈

@markopolo310.bsky.social
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I watch reality tv and bitch about it.

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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 10h
Jerry might go by yawning, and the next roundtable banishment will be between Ross, Joanne, and Mr. Butternipples. #TraitorsUK
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 10h
He was fired up! So much delicious shade.
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 10h
Waiting for someone to yawn feels slightly less obnoxious than tossing a bloody apple to someone. #TraitorsUK
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 10h
Joe, what a cutie, and a beautiful soul. Gonna miss his energy. #TraitorsUK
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 11h
Oh gosh, the phallic statues are back for Episode 6. Those are iconically Traitors. 🍆🍆🍆 #TraitorsUK
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I’m gonna put Ireland 2 in this category as well…
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Abby L : Wyatt :: Devin : Jenna #TheTraitorsUS #Survivor51
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
F The Dolls. Y’all can all go. #TheTraitorsUS
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Ben, what the hell. I’m so disappointed in you spearheading the vote against Michael. #TheTraitorsUS
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Abby is firing random shots at Faithfuls, and going to the Traitors with Victor’s info… Are we sure Abby’s not a Secret Traitor? #TheTraitorsUS
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Why are anyone in The Dolls targeting anybody within the group? Not optimal strategy. #TheTraitorsUS
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Victor has the correct theory, but him running around like a feral squirrel isn’t helping his case. #TheTraitorsUS
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
BobTDQ’s scream was giving Spring Awakening… #TheTraitorsUS
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Oh no. Victor is talking to Abby, and Abby is not buying it. #TheTraitorsUS
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Now Joe is completely overcorrecting with all the fruity goodness. #TheTraitorsUS
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Heartbreak. And to have Joe confess his sins before Niyyah died, cinema. This is gonna cause some drama. #TheTraitorsUS
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Once it was down to Rob or Ross, it was obvious who was getting chopped. #TraitorsUK
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
James A’s eyebags were on full display at breakfast… #TraitorsUK
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Which was hella dumb.
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
If Carter targets Kristin, he’s dead to me. #Survivor51
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
He was blanked immediately after his departure last week. Zero mentions.
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Devin had a problem with Jenna, because she was a wedding photographer? 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ #Survivor51
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Devin had a problem with Jenna since the beginning, for what? Was there some other beef that was left on the cutting room floor? #Survivor51
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Look at that maze. Something new! Didn’t see that coming. #Survivor51
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
So you start off as a bromance, and then you start snuggling in the rain, and then you share a kiss. Then what? #Survivor51
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Jelly and Ori, and then we have Eric and Kilby. Ship them all. #Survivor51
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Oh gosh, we on Love Island mode now… Not that I don’t appreciate it, but… #Survivor51
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Production should’ve started Dina off with more than just the bare essentials. #Survivor51
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Obviously this swap was designed with 18 players in mind, and we all know who ruined it. #Survivor51
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Trolling us with a potential One World twist, and then going to bloody 3 tribes, is savagery… #Survivor51
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Brady is gonna talk about that thumb until the end of time… #Survivor51
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You can’t blame the players for over-analyzing every word and action, but Abby certainly takes it to a whole new level.
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Maybe it’s just Abby…
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I was confused as well.
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Farting in a coffin sounds like a very Victor thing to do. #TheTraitorsUS
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Throwing an apple as MIPS is crazy obvious. #TheTraitorsUS
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
👑👑👑👑👑
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Quitting with a barely visible scratch, while people stayed in the game with a chopped thumb and a broken foot is preposterous. I even paused on the closeup… Not much there. What makes this look even worse is that there’s an above-knee amputee near the top of the leaderboard on DWTS. #Survivor51
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Foot Rob is definitely overcompensating for something in his post-quit shitshow. #Survivor51
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That’s kinda how those kind always operate, no?
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah, nobody’s crying over him, we just think he’s a loser.
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Foot Rob is a loser. There, fixed it.
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Did he seriously say that?!
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oof…
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Maggie getting the extra vote just by asking nicely. How nice. 😂 #Survivor51
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Somehow we ended up with an accidental mutiny. 🤣🤣🤣 #Survivor51
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Who decided it was a good idea to let Brady handle an axe again? #Survivor51
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lewis! You cheeky little thing!!! #Survivor51
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This mutiny twist is pretty fun. Might’ve been a tougher choice a couple more rounds down the line. #Survivir51
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🏳️‍🌈♠️Marko Polo🔥🔑✈️🔪😈 @markopolo310.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We wasted the whole back half of Episode 2, and the beginning 10 minutes of Episode 3, on a quit. Brilliant stuff. #Survivor51
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