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Mark McBride

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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This feels an awful lot like “Russia if you’re listening…” and we all know how that went.
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So he obviously has an adult diaper on here, right?
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All this with a straight face.
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
With the White House being such a shitshow, it’s comforting to know Congress is out there meeting the moment and addressing the most pressing issues facing our country. People can’t afford to live, but at least now a beastiality conviction is an automatic no go for positions in the FBI.
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Stop talking about tariffs as if it’s a legitimate policy decision. Tariffs were another grift for the .1% that worked EXACTLY as intended. Charge the tariffs, pass the cost on to the American people knowing it’d be struck down in court, pay the money back to the corporations directly. Period.
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He’s 100% completely full of shit, that’s what you need to know, period, full stop. Why do you insist on continuing to validate this lunacy by reporting as if there’s even a sliver of merit to any of it?? It’s time to meet the moment, do better.
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Really? “With Natalie” is the only reason it was a thing. He doesn’t say it, no one ever even sees it. He says it and the Trump World is on day 3 of a full blown meltdown. -Your old road is rapidly agin' Please get out of the new one If you can't lend your hand For the times they are a-changin'
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Definition of a honey pot, Putin has a handler on the inside. Insane.
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Without a doubt, great call out
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
He left out the part that he only played 9 holes.
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Just ignore him, this isn’t even a story, it’s pure fantasy. The idea that he’s even going to be alive to run in 2 and a half years is absurd. If be some crazy twist of fate he’s still above ground, the idea that he won’t be nonverbal needing round the clock care is also absurd.
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The President is fascist, racist, rapist pedophile actively trying to subvert the 2026 election. No one cares what an ex-reps spouse did, get it together.
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
His decline is at the stage now where he’s stringing ideas together interchangeably. He still recognizes specific topics he normally rants about, but no longer fully grasps the differentiation between them. It won’t be long until he’s only releasing taped statements of written remarks, nothing live.
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Stop reporting this nonsense, none of it’s real. There’s no 20% fee being charged and there’s never going to be a 20% fee charged. We’re not even in control of the strait. The same people that can’t pull off a carnival or paint a pool are somehow going to take control the strait and charge for it???
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The proper headline should read: BREAKING: Trump, who continues to grow increasingly more detached from reality, claims the U.S. will take over the Strait of Hormuz and charge a 20% fee on all cargo shipped through the critical oil passageway.
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
BREAKING: Trump called Iran the Islamic Republic of Japan and just says whatever random bullshit is pinging around in his dementia riddled mind at any given time. Stop reporting delusions as policy positions.
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Add irony to the list of things Trump’s killed
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
When the time comes and Burgum finally goes down with the rest of the Nazis, that’s exactly what the judge should say to him verbatim. BURGUM: Your honor, this is an outrage, I’m the former Secretary of the Interior! JUDGE: Just because you were a former something doesn't exclude you from the law.
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Doesn’t matter what it is, he’s gotta be number 1.
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Total nonsense, the reason we even have Trump is because Dems have been fixated on appealing to this non-existent middle.
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This should be the litmus test. If someone truly believes any of the nonsense he’s spewing, then they’re beyond saving and just move on to someone else.
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Of course Rumpelstiltskin just stood there like an absolute clown and didn’t say anything, he literally makes a joke on one of his Netflix specials about Michelle Obama being a man.
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
So nothing was learned from how Bush and Trump x2 made it to the Oval Office. If you want steak for dinner and the only two options coming out of the kitchen are liver or refried dog shit, you don’t say bring me either, I don’t care. You choke down the liver because the other option is to eat shit.
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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ALT: Simpsons: Abe Simpson - An Old Man's Talking
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
“Your elections in this country are rigged.” Why does he sound like a foreign agent? It’s like he’s just directly parroting something said to him by Bibi or Putin. Never ceases to amaze me that there is no bottom for him.
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Game respects game
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Can we stop this nonsense of trying to move to the middle? The middle of left and right is center. The middle of right and center is still right. Centrist or progressive, you’re a radical left lunatic either way. Stop listening to coaches from a bygone era try to call plays in the modern game.
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
He’s such a dweeb.
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
AI
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Does Iran know about this?
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Literally two people sitting there you could say that about. Pathetic, both of them.
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
That’s all he ever wanted
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
For context, Elon could cover that himself and still have 700 billion dollars left once the check clears.
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
It’s a very simple proposition. Every single talking point, article written, conversation had in relation to a Maxwell pardon should explicitly frame support for a pardon as an admission of being in the files themselves. Keep it simple and focused - Support = Guilt.
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Ketamine
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
That’s a specific list of things that are sinking Trump’s presidency. The reason Republicans at large are gonna be cooked in the midterms is for their total dereliction of duty in complete and utter surrender to Trump.
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
They could still stop it this afternoon if they had any sense of duty to the country, but instead they’re nothing more than an unending Profile in Cowardice. They’d rather let a demented madman push us to the brink of nuclear war than show a single ounce of loyalty to the country and its people.
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
He sounds exhausted
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
He’s huffing and puffing something fierce
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Every day, every single day, he does something that would have ended any other presidency.
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Drums/Space at the Sphere was Mickey’s magnum opus to the world
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
He’ll change the time frame to 2 weeks.
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
What an absolute embarrassment. Full stop. While his Cabinet should be in the process of finalizing an invocation of the 25th Amendment, instead they’re all clomping around the West Wing in oversized shoes tripping over their dicks trying to be the first one to tell him what a great job he’s done.
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Any shot we can stay focused on the war he just got us into before ramping up for the next one he wants to start?
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Every time he says we’ve already won, their military is annihilated, they’ve been defeated, the next question should be, then how soon will be withdrawing all service members since the conflict is over.
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
As a thought experiment, imagine if this needle dick faced the consequences of his actions at the Nuremberg Trials 2.0
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
It’s been a very long time since there have been two Democrats that are this strong running against each other in a primary. Whoever wins tomorrow will be an excellent choice come November.
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
It’s cause he can’t say Bibi was gonna leak the real Epstein files if he didn’t.
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Mark McBride @markmcbride1.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Tomorrow night is going to be a tipping point for Trump. His cognitive decline is going to be on full display for a live national audience. It’s going to be the moment where the conversation completely shifts on his mental capacity. It’s going to be a good thing.
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