Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 2hAre there singles in my area who want to chat? 000
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 10hThat's just adorable. I love me some dogs, but I don't have space for one or the right schedule. I will always seek out the dog if I'm in a place where one lives. 110
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 19hstatic.klipy.comMonsters Inc: Roz's Sarcastic ExpressionsALT: Monsters Inc: Roz's Sarcastic Expressions 000
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 20h47 is excited about strong, muscular men with thicc thighs, but maybe a pile of lumpy mashed potatoes could turn its crank.static.klipy.comScary Movie 2: I Can Do It MyselfALT: Scary Movie 2: I Can Do It Myself 000
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I'd be looking for a puppy to scritch too. 000
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Do you suppose she'll get a letter from Dolly's estate, "could you fucking not" only in legalese? I know the member of the party love stealing music for their klan rallies. I especially love when they use Independence Day as a pro-america anthem. 000
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I never bought into the Zuckerfuck's plan to have another internet money transfer program, and I'll not be doing this.static.klipy.comYeah No Thanks, Cat Declines OfferALT: Yeah No Thanks, Cat Declines Offer 000
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I don't live in Michigan and can't vote for El-Sayed, but I appreciate that he hasn't fallen into the trap of listening to Democratic strategists only to sound like a disingenuous robot. I would vote for him if I could. 000
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026What if your animal is an idiot? I love both of my idiot cats. 160
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Ruin a book by adding one word: Gone With The Broken Wind 040
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Does he also have a bridge to sell me? 000
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It's most definitely not a sacrifice, but Lord Farquaad was the first thing that jumped to mind.static.klipy.comShrek: Lord Farquaad's SacrificeALT: Shrek: Lord Farquaad's Sacrifice 000
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Keeping people stupid is the goal. The party is deliberately working to keep their voters stupid. 110
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026We can even find some cocaine. I'm sure there are toilet seats to use as his snorting surfaces. 000
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I guess I should consider myself lucky that I don't know who this emotional support blonde is. 010
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026George Carlin's estate should sue. 000
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comHungry Man on Scooter at Drive-ThruALT: Hungry Man on Scooter at Drive-Thru 010
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comJeremy Clarkson's Oh No! ReactionALT: Jeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Reaction 000
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comSpinning Fish WeathervaneALT: Spinning Fish Weathervane 000
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My problem is that as often as not I know exactly where something is, but the aisle is full of mouthbreathers who keep popping in my way just as I try to get there. "Excuse me, could you please fucking move?" isn't happening and I'll take a circuitous route. 000
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A vote for 47's merry band of idiotic sycophants is a vote for Willy Wonka.static.klipy.comWilly Wonka: You Get Nothing! Good Day Sir!ALT: Willy Wonka: You Get Nothing! Good Day Sir! 000
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A good resource to use after you send it is flywillvote.com. I received and filled out my ballot in Minnesota on 09/19 and sent it back. I checked daily for updates because I don't trust the tomfoolery. For some dumb reason last cycle I had to te-register 4 times.flywillvote.comI Will VoteBe a voter. Find everything you need to vote in your state’s next election. 030
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yes, I still laugh about the domain Biden bought when Mike Pence had a lovely guest in his hair for a goodly while. 000
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Last cycle I had to te-register 4 times, not sure why, and I had the option to register as a permanent absentee voter. This was obviously before the bullshit. I sent my ballot and obsessively checked flywillvote.com to verify that it got it.flywillvote.comI Will VoteBe a voter. Find everything you need to vote in your state’s next election. 100
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comThe Simpsons Mr BurnsALT: The Simpsons Mr Burns 000
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Whatever is going on with it, I hope it's painful. 000
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The moldering peacock and his speech class cadence makes me want to stab myself in the neck with a rusty spike and then garrote myself with razor wire. 000
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Is she a long lost cousin of Charlie Kirk?static.klipy.comCharlie KirkALT: Charlie Kirk 000
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'd even be happy with co-ed restrooms as long as the doors closed all the way, had much smaller gaps along the sides of the doors, and actually latched. Also, whoever invented urinals can fuck right off. The gallons of piss under those things is nauseating. Sorry FUPA, you can aim. Right? 000
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026To paraphrase Whose Line is it Anyway "everything is made up and the [facts] don't matter." It made for some amusing television, but the government version has gone too far. 010
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026As long as the first statement out of the mouth of the next president isn't "we need to look forward, not backward" I'm here for it. Too many raving lunatics have been given a pass under the auspices of looking forward: 45 to name one. The Confederates, W, Nixon... 000
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I wish there were powerful people that could tell it to get fucked, and make it stick. I'm perpetually embarrassed. I have never voted for it and have stopped associating with plenty of people who did. The first time I ever out my bean down for a rep was the primary against it. 000
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comMiracle Max: He's Only MOSTLY Dead!ALT: Miracle Max: He's Only MOSTLY Dead! 000
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I cringe knowing that the economy of things delivered to places runs on diesel, but I'm also a petty bitch. The fucks in their bro-dozers can reap the shit they've sown. We're all circling the drain, so I have to laugh where I can. 010
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 29/09/202647, its family, Elmo, Bezos Why stop at Taco Tits? 000
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Is it possible that we can break out of the neverending campaign cycle? 2026 hasn't wrapped up yet, and we're on to 2028. I recall hearing an English woman claim exhaustion after a 3 month campaign cycle and could only think that we've dealt with decades long campaigns. Ugh 000
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 29/09/202647 chose her when it was 45. It's goal is to break everything in sight and competence is a demerit. Look at its current cabinet versus its previous cabinet, where there were a few almost competent secretaries. 031
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comOh The Hue-Manatee Rainbow MemeALT: Oh The Hue-Manatee Rainbow Meme 000
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I know I'm a petty bitch, but at least we no longer have to listen to the endless fellating of Reagan, the architect of the downfall of the middle class. I hope the party fails completely, but now Reagan and his wife's psychic can rot in piss. 110
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I want it rendered incapable of speech. Then I want to make sure nobody is around to change its diaper. 000
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026So, he's all for breaking up the media and standing in front of the Paramount/Warner Bros merger? We've already been getting different flavors of the same trash for as long as I can remember 000
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Let's just hope that if the midterms are successful, and we get decent enough numbers, we can start to repair some things. Then in 2 years, because president 2028 will start in dead earnest right away, the electorate doesn't pull its usual trick and shoot any progress in the foot. 000
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Call me when my douche check and my larceny refund are headed to my account. Otherwise, take a long walk off a short pier. 000
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That's a beautiful byurd right there. 030
Person McPersonface @marklarandabaddon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Another example of rancid cheese coming from Chance Vance Dance 000
