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Brit in Berlin, previously in Bangkok. 1. FC Union Berlin, EFC. Sometime writer @ berlintobangkok.com and www.unionberlin.international Was UnionBerliner on the other one...

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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Was looking for another photo and stumbled across the time we came face to face with this fearsome jungle cat one night in Khao Sok, Thailand. We were lucky to escape our encounter with this beast in one piece.
An absolutely tiny black kitten on a sand path. It has big eyes, staring at you with an expression which just says 'halp', huge batlike ears, a proud fluffy white patch on its little chest, and one white paw.
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've been #running casually for 10 years or so. My life goal has been sub-20 5k, but at the tender age of 39 I thought that might be out of reach. Since spring I've followed a Runna app plan, and it turns out all those long, slow miles actually work! Yesterday: 500km for the year, 19:41 5k 🎉
A Strava screenshot showing top 10 5k running times, cropped to the top 1.

A big medal thing says 19:41, 3:56/km
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I saved up for a smart telescope recently, tonight's the first clear night for it. Set it up on our little balcony in Berlin, blipped a few app buttons not expecting too much, and HOLY SHIT
The moon. But like, exceptionally moony. Moontacular. Shot through a telescope. Faintly frightening, lots of craters and dark bits and shit. Sweet little space guy called the dumbbell nebula. Looks a bit like an apple core. Wild stuff.
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's just called glasses mate
A BBC In Depth headline reading: They were labelled 'pervert glasses'. Will a camera-free version transform their image?
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Daughter made this awesome flower crown at the community festival. She then refused to wear it, so I had to do the honours, and I may finally have found my kind of headwear.
A man in a jazzy print shirt does a sort of blue steel expression but misses it and looks a bit like a duck instead. He wears a flowery wreath on his head
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Behold the mega éclair. Hark at its stately glory. Fear its untold power. #foodsky
An absolutely gigantic chocolate eclair in the process of being cut by a bread knife. 

The thing is more than a foot long. It glistens with a chocolate glaze picked out in white icing, possibly some kind of ancient runesThe eclair now cut open to reveal a centre absolutely packed with chocolate cream. 

It's from the Recolte patisserie near Paris by the way
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Disneyland Paris parade goes harder than I expected
An animatronic, metallic segmented dragon breathes a jet of fire, smoke swirling from its nostrils. It's backdropped by a cloudless sky

In the background a pink french townhouse style building and a small tree.
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Nice to be back!
Alte Försterei
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
All timer #sunset tonight in Berlin, shepherds must be absolutely thrilled
A fiery orange-red sunset with jagged clouds over a landscape of trees, with a gravel path leading into the distance
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Farewell, sweet Aeropress prince. 11 beautiful, caffeinated years together. We made I'd guess 5000 coffees together, all over the world. Your rubber seal thingy may have perished, but your memory never will.
An aeropress with a shit load of miles on the clock
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Hamburg bound - first time seeing Everton in person for about 15 years today! #efc
A retro (1994?) Everton FC shirt with grey and white vertical stripes and an NEC sponsor logo.
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Morning run views in the hills above St Peter - savouring this before we're back to Berlin!
A horse on the ridge of a hill in morning sunlight, with shaded hills in the distance
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Spectacular moonrise over the Black Forest tonight, phone camera never does it justice 😀
An orange moon rising framed by an apple tree and the hills of the High Black Forest
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Morning run with a view in the Hochschwarzwald! Almost worth the endless uphill slog to get up here 😀
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Freiburg has some excellent selling points. You can be on a tram in the middle of the city, your child randomly asks to go on a cable car, and 20 minutes later...
A child looking out of a cable car window over green pasturesView from a cable car window of evergreen forests far below
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Fun fact: 80% of nations could improve their World Cup performance, by learning this one weird trick FIFA don't want you to know.
The Collins dictionary definition of the word 'defend':
    
defend
(dɪfend IPA Pronunciation Guide)
Word forms: defends, defending, defended
1. verb B1+
If you defend someone or something, you take action in order to protect them.
Every man who could fight was now committed to defend the ridge. [VERB noun] 
His courage in defending religious and civil rights inspired many outside the church. [VERB noun] 
They would have killed him if he had not defended himself. [VERB pronoun-reflexive] 
[Also V n against n]
Synonyms: protect, cover, guard, screen   More Synonyms of defend
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Adding to the list of reasons why I think BER is actually a good airport
Public world cup viewing in the airport at Berlin Brandenburg
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Spent a few days in Italy last week and of course the food was great overall, but holy smokes this little place next to the beach in Albisola. The friendly lady who runs it turns out the most beautiful seafood from her tiny kitchen. Look at these prawns! 📍Rosa dei Venti, Albisola 🇮🇹
A view from a restaurant table of luscious green plants and a shaded pathway leading under a bridge to a beach. Wooden boats line the side of the pathA plate of the biggest, juiciest prawns just perfectly cooked with a touch of honey (Gamberi Al Miele)
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Morning run with a different vibe today! 🇮🇹
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Tired: suit bags Wired: suit duffel bags
Just a plain old black duffel bag, also the merest hint of a baby in the corner. SURPRISE the duffel bag is actually a suit bag
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Berlin, Berlin, wir fliegen aus Berlin!
View from a plane window shortly after take off. A green landscape with a field of solar panels, and a rainbow on the horizon
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
A gorgeous run through the Wuhlheide in the cool after rain tonight. Berlin's green spaces are something quite special.
A verdant meadow bordered by trees in full bloom. A gravel path with a distant cyclist winds through the middle. 

Clouds bubble in the evening light above
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I need to inform you that Séfi is at it again #fcunion www.reddit.com/r/soccer/com...
Girlfriend meme with the guy (labelled Andras Schäfer) looking at a girl labelled Long Range Thunderbastards and ignoring his girlfriend, labelled Tap Ins
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Sure, we could line up the crossing signals, that's one option. But we could also
A German pedestrian crossing with 3 sets of signals. The middle one is green. The nearest and furthest are both red.
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Imagine being the person who discovered bread. "Hey what if I put this beige puffy ball in a hot place for half an hour oh that looks good oh that tastes good holy shit." I repeat: magic.
A loaf of freshly baked bread on a countertop
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
There are few things in life more pleasing than a nicely risen ball of dough. Looks nice, smells nice, feels nice, and magically turns into bread.
A nicely risen ball of white bread dough in a bowl
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Always read the safety card
A baby on an aeroplane 'reading' the safety card.
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A stunning day in South Wales ☀️, the running up here was less fun 🥵 but still sort of fun.
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Run with a scenic view this morning
Caerphilly castle with moat, under clear skies
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Lots of drama across the Bundesliga on the last day, but I think the English Championship takes the prize. Southampton beat Middlesbrough in the playoff semi final last week, but just got kicked out, because they sent this master of disguise to spy on them before the game...
Headline text from a website:

Southampton expelled from Championship play-offs over 'spygate' with Middlesbrough reinstated The spy, incredibly visibly filming Middlesbrough training, only barely hidden behind a tree. 

Later revealed to be a Southampton employee
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Lol who is this team playing beautiful confident football #fcunion
Union Berlin stadium
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
We have a new lodger
A small iridescent green beetle up close
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Today's game of spot the Ritter Keule
View of a child looking through the fence onto the pitch
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
This little corner of the Wuhlheide looking particularly vibrant at the moment
A woodland path with a naturally growing arch of green plants with long, lilac blooms. Wisteria?
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Well this turned out pretty nicely!
A homemade loaf of bread on a worktop
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Ha ich hab auch es bemerkt und ein Foto für meine Tochter gesnappt
Ein Stecker von Conni. Lautet "Conni geht nicht zum Fußball, sie geht zu Union". Wahrscheinlich KI-erstellt (Stecker ist wahr).
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
A draw dragged from the jaws of defeat. Not an easy watch, but that Burcu rocket sparked the most chaotic celebration I can remember in a long time. Eisern!
Stadion and Der Alte Försterei tifo in Red and White check
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I made bread and maybe just maybe the tin was too small
A loaf of bread with what can only described as a hairstyle. And not a good hairstyle. The haircut scene from Fleabag, where Claire gets an asymmetric bob and then absolutely loses her shit over it.
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
We finally get an actual road surface, but much more importantly, we get to gaze in hushed reverence at this thing.
A fucking awesome road making machine. How do I describe this majestic beast? 

At the very front is a full on articulated lorry with a trailer full of what I guess you would call pre-tarmac? 

It lifts up to pour the asphalt into the hungry maw of the main machine, which looks like the sleek lovechild of a tank and a tractor. 

It has it's own smelter on the front because why the fuck not. Stones for breakfast.

Then it shits out road at a perfect height, smooth and beautiful. It has a crew of 3, and a fancy control panel that I never saw anybody touch. I will be part of this crew one day.

A guy came with a steamroller afterwards but it was totally unnecessary due to the perfect work of the RoadGod 9000
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Seems to be 'taste of home' weekend! Made a steak and ale pie as a birthday request for a guest. I found that Beinscheibe is an incredible, cheap cut for slow cooked beef dishes like this. Getting it out of the tin in one piece was nerve-wracking! #foodsky
A pie on a board, with a puff pastry crust The pie being cut open with a (fairly blurry to be honest) beef filling. The picture is blurry. The filling is not blurry.
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Bit of a faff to make here in Germany, but some Saturday mornings just beg for a Full English! #foodsky
A full English breakfast, with bacon, roast tomato, hash brown, a fried egg, silly little Nürnberger Rostbratwurst because they're the closest thing to a breakfast sausage, mushrooms, and myriad baked beans
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Beautiful Wednesday evening in Köpenick. Look how packed it is here!! #fcunion
A view through the Sektor 2 fence of the alte Försterei for union Vs Bayern in the Frauen-Bundesliga
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Spotted on a recent road trip! If they weren't made in the Thüringen town of Lederhose, they're technically not Lederhosen. They should instead be called Sparkling Trousers.
A German motorway sign with signs for Berlin Leipzig Erfurt and Lederhose
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Repotting this big unit today. Monty's grown just a bit! 20% chance I get overpowered and end up in the pot.
A scraggy looking monstera in a red pot in a plastic sleeve. It's all wonky and had a really hilarious amount of fungus gnatsThe same monstera today, now roughly the size, in my mind at least, of a fucking shipping container, and looking all glossy.
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Tempted to hide up here permanently to be honest
A large lone tree in a field with a mountain backdrop A green field with distant mountains and trees A green field with distant snow capped mountains A bird of prey above a mountain
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The latest must-have hiking accessory
A pram on a gravel path with a mountain backdrop
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
5 days apart ❄️🌱
A view of a mountain and houses. All covered in snow The same view 4 days later, with all but a few patches of snow gone and replaced by greenery
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Lunchtime mini-hike
A snowy view from on a hill over trees and a snowy valleyA ruined castle with snow and bare trees aroundA mountain partially obscured by light cloud, in an otherwise blue skyThe same mountain, slightly different angle
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Quickly realising I'm an absolute sucker for any kind of mountain view
Snow covered roofs with sunlit mountains in the background, and a snowy meadow
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Mark in Berlin @markjb.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
We didn't bring appropriate clothing for this but honestly I'm delighted by it
It's the same picture but if anything there's quite a lot more snow now. The mountains are obscured by snow and cloud, and the trees are heavy with fresh snow
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