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M @markjay.bsky.social · 3m
Actually I hope it's not a dead horse
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I mean we could go through the whole DSM these days, complex psychiatric diagnoses have become like star signs to people
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's not either / or mate
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Old drummers / musicians joke, sorry, Limb Independence
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Liminder Pendants
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I've done the maths on this and the only weird thing is how infrequently you let one go
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What was their reaction? Not getting this
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Proper noun, maybe?
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't mind it
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I cannot abide the bum note though, I'm cringing with terrible anticipation for it and it's all I can think about. Also I just adore Lulu
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm the same about Lulu and the man who sold the world
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not familiar with this song but Neil Young has form and this sounds like his MO
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But Greggs is just Gail's for Reform voters
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bore Off
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sounds like he's upgraded from Warhammer
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey, you have the same trouble with your trousers as I do
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God made man, but he chose the monkey to do it
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well, I'm more for the short shirt, the old types old-fashioned, mate Gotta be a bit modern these days, governor, ain't yer?
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mine sounds like There's No-one Quite Like Grandma
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Stars on 45
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hooked on Classics
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm here for this, bravo
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I 💓 Bernard Righton
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
you see he sells kitchens like but he cannae cook himself
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bin day is Tuesday, what are you on about?
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Moaners
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Distinctions between “neurotypical” and “neurodivergent” are conceptually fragile and empirically inconsistent
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You may as well demand that kernel rhymes with colonel
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I mean you literally can
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sounds like having to sit next to Tanya in Bristol, nightmare
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is a genuinely Top Tip
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Right posh was Owen Owen, always felt of coffee which was so very modern in the 70s
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I use my cock but you do you babe xxx
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Don't call me a twat
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Jumping frog
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I mean just dont go, the idiots and weirdos are going to be better than fourth tier football, believe me
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Who was the white supremacist tennis player from the 70s? Buster Mottram??
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Come on mate, keep it light
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not my words, Carol The words of Top Gear magazine
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Margaret Calvert Fan Club
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Indeed, Waitrose is just a shit Booths
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Whassa matter, you, hey? Gotta no respect??
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Don't stick stickers on your paper knickers
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M @markjay.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Amazing breakthrough in psychopathological diagnostics
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